Cubs 2012-2013 Offseason "Epstink is Terrible" Thread

[Internet Apex]

He is the kind of player that the Giants Cardinals pick up and resurrect for a year or two.

HGH is a helluva drug'd.

Add Melky Cabrera to my list.

Point taken. (||)

[Quality Start Machine]

He is the kind of player that the Giants Cardinals pick up and resurrect for a year or two.

HGH is a helluva drug'd.

Add Melky Cabrera to my list.

I admit it...I kind of want the Cubs to take a look at Melky this offseason.

so we could re-capture the magic of post-steroidal Sammy Sosa?

[PenPho]

He is the kind of player that the Giants Cardinals pick up and resurrect for a year or two.

HGH is a helluva drug'd.

Add Melky Cabrera to my list.

I admit it...I kind of want the Cubs to take a look at Melky this offseason.

so we could re-capture the magic of post-steroidal Sammy Sosa?

I though the entire point of "I admit it..." was that it liberated us from the need for rationale and immunized us from judgment.

No?
Fine. 

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SAFE PLACE.

[Internet Apex]

He is the kind of player that the Giants Cardinals pick up and resurrect for a year or two.

HGH is a helluva drug'd.

Add Melky Cabrera to my list.

I admit it...I kind of want the Cubs to take a look at Melky this offseason.

so we could re-capture the magic of post-steroidal Sammy Sosa?

I though the entire point of "I admit it..." was that it liberated us from the need for rationale and immunized us from judgment.

No?
Fine. 

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SAFE PLACE.

The whole though the entire point? Are you new here?

[CT III]

I though the entire point of "I admit it..." was that it liberated us from the need for rationale and immunized us from judgment.

It does.

IN THE "I ADMIT IT" THREAD YOU STUPID PENFOE!


http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7056.0

[Bort]

I though the entire point of "I admit it..." was that it liberated us from the need for rationale and immunized us from judgment.

It does.

IN THE "I ADMIT IT" THREAD YOU STUPID PENFOE!


http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7056.0

I admit I LOLed.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Soo, everyone's favorite Venezulean hothead pitcher is a free agent.  I am guessing that the Marlins will not be making a run at him, and he will be getting a bit less than $18,000,000 per year.  Maybe I'm just loopy on cold medicine, but I wouldn't mind having him back for a year at $6million or there abouts for a year.  Hope he can put together a salary drive  which could net the Cubs some picks in a midseason trade?

No. 

He's been a bad pitcher for the last two years.

THI

I'm one of the more obnoxious Zambarno apologists, but he finished.

[Slaky]

Soo, everyone's favorite Venezulean hothead pitcher is a free agent.  I am guessing that the Marlins will not be making a run at him, and he will be getting a bit less than $18,000,000 per year.  Maybe I'm just loopy on cold medicine, but I wouldn't mind having him back for a year at $6million or there abouts for a year.  Hope he can put together a salary drive  which could net the Cubs some picks in a midseason trade?

No. 

He's been a bad pitcher for the last two years.

THI

I'm one of the more obnoxious Zambarno apologists, but he finished.

ZAM BARNO

[Chuck to Chuck]

Soo, everyone's favorite Venezulean hothead pitcher is a free agent.  I am guessing that the Marlins will not be making a run at him, and he will be getting a bit less than $18,000,000 per year.  Maybe I'm just loopy on cold medicine, but I wouldn't mind having him back for a year at $6million or there abouts for a year.  Hope he can put together a salary drive  which could net the Cubs some picks in a midseason trade?

They need 1,000 innings from starters.  How many do they have right now? 600?  And the non-racist BCBers would eat it up.

Rather him than Dempster.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Soo, everyone's favorite Venezulean hothead pitcher is a free agent.  I am guessing that the Marlins will not be making a run at him, and he will be getting a bit less than $18,000,000 per year.  Maybe I'm just loopy on cold medicine, but I wouldn't mind having him back for a year at $6million or there abouts for a year.  Hope he can put together a salary drive  which could net the Cubs some picks in a midseason trade?

No. 

He's been a bad pitcher for the last two years.

THI

I'm one of the more obnoxious Zambarno apologists, but he finished.

ZAM BARNO

Looks like we have another winner on our hands.

[morpheus]

Soo, everyone's favorite Venezulean hothead pitcher is a free agent.  I am guessing that the Marlins will not be making a run at him, and he will be getting a bit less than $18,000,000 per year.  Maybe I'm just loopy on cold medicine, but I wouldn't mind having him back for a year at $6million or there abouts for a year.  Hope he can put together a salary drive  which could net the Cubs some picks in a midseason trade?

No. 

He's been a bad pitcher for the last two years.

THI

I'm one of the more obnoxious Zambarno apologists, but he finished.

ZAM BARNO

FIRE ZAM BARNO!  Also, I agree.  He finished.

[Bort]

Soo, everyone's favorite Venezulean hothead pitcher is a free agent.  I am guessing that the Marlins will not be making a run at him, and he will be getting a bit less than $18,000,000 per year.  Maybe I'm just loopy on cold medicine, but I wouldn't mind having him back for a year at $6million or there abouts for a year.  Hope he can put together a salary drive  which could net the Cubs some picks in a midseason trade?

No. 

He's been a bad pitcher for the last two years.

THI

I'm one of the more obnoxious Zambarno apologists, but he finished.

ZAM BARNO

Looks like we have another winner on our hands.

Huey is the iGft Taht eKpes On iGvinog.

[Brownie]

Soo, everyone's favorite Venezulean hothead pitcher is a free agent.  I am guessing that the Marlins will not be making a run at him, and he will be getting a bit less than $18,000,000 per year.  Maybe I'm just loopy on cold medicine, but I wouldn't mind having him back for a year at $6million or there abouts for a year.  Hope he can put together a salary drive  which could net the Cubs some picks in a midseason trade?

No. 

He's been a bad pitcher for the last two years.

THI

I'm one of the more obnoxious Zambarno apologists, but he finished.

ZAM BARNO

FIRE ZAM BARNO!  Also, I agree.  He finished.

How about as a left-fielder to, you know, replace Soriano if Ichiro won't answer our calls?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Soo, everyone's favorite Venezulean hothead pitcher is a free agent.  I am guessing that the Marlins will not be making a run at him, and he will be getting a bit less than $18,000,000 per year.  Maybe I'm just loopy on cold medicine, but I wouldn't mind having him back for a year at $6million or there abouts for a year.  Hope he can put together a salary drive  which could net the Cubs some picks in a midseason trade?

No. 

He's been a bad pitcher for the last two years.

THI

I'm one of the more obnoxious Zambarno apologists, but he finished.

ZAM BARNO

Fuckin aye right ZAM BARNO.

[Slaky]

Chuck's going on a Twitter rant right now about moneys. Check it out.

https://twitter.com/ivychat