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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #345 on: January 14, 2013, 01:50:59 PM »
Quote from: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more.

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"

GOOD NEWS!  There's competition in the market.

If you have time, watch the "introduction" videos on the Blaze that are linked from that story.  He's loco.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #346 on: January 14, 2013, 07:26:13 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 14, 2013, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more.

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"

GOOD NEWS!  There's competition in the market.

If you have time, watch the "introduction" videos on the Blaze that are linked from that story.  He's loco.

"Sizeable"? Screw Gawker. The Citadel wins by a wide margin, although I'm curious how they're going to deal with the Idaho Department of Environmental Quality.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #347 on: January 15, 2013, 04:47:16 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on January 14, 2013, 07:26:13 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 14, 2013, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more.

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"

GOOD NEWS!  There's competition in the market.

If you have time, watch the "introduction" videos on the Blaze that are linked from that story.  He's loco.

"Sizeable"? Screw Gawker. The Citadel wins by a wide margin, although I'm curious how they're going to deal with the Idaho Department of Environmental Quality.


Were you not paying attention, Wheez?  They all have rifles.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #348 on: January 15, 2013, 08:49:27 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on January 15, 2013, 04:47:16 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 14, 2013, 07:26:13 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 14, 2013, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more.

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"

GOOD NEWS!  There's competition in the market.

If you have time, watch the "introduction" videos on the Blaze that are linked from that story.  He's loco.

"Sizeable"? Screw Gawker. The Citadel wins by a wide margin, although I'm curious how they're going to deal with the Idaho Department of Environmental Quality.


Were you not paying attention, Wheez?  They all have rifles.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #349 on: January 15, 2013, 09:31:02 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 14, 2013, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more.

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"

GOOD NEWS!  There's competition in the market.

If you have time, watch the "introduction" videos on the Blaze that are linked from that story.  He's loco.

Loco like a fox. Beck is very effective at scaring the ever loving shit out of a decent enough demographic, and it just so happens that he can sell you exactly what you need to stave off the impending doom...He'll tell everyone the only safe investment iis gold, then recommend you buy gold through Goldline, which he ihas a stake in. Now he's recommending people move into aa secluded community, which he will turn a tidy profit on.

I guarantee he doesn't believe 1% of the shit he spews.
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #350 on: January 15, 2013, 09:56:00 AM »
Quote from: Fork on January 15, 2013, 09:31:02 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 14, 2013, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more.

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"

GOOD NEWS!  There's competition in the market.

If you have time, watch the "introduction" videos on the Blaze that are linked from that story.  He's loco.

Loco like a fox. Beck is very effective at scaring the ever loving shit out of a decent enough demographic, and it just so happens that he can sell you exactly what you need to stave off the impending doom...He'll tell everyone the only safe investment iis gold, then recommend you buy gold through Goldline, which he ihas a stake in. Now he's recommending people move into aa secluded community, which he will turn a tidy profit on.

I guarantee he doesn't believe 1% of the shit he spews.

Were you doing some kind of free-form interpretative Huey imitation here or did you suffer an aneurysm during your post?
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #351 on: January 15, 2013, 10:29:50 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2013, 09:56:00 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 15, 2013, 09:31:02 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on January 14, 2013, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: thehawk on January 14, 2013, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: Fork on January 13, 2013, 07:21:21 PM
Wonder where MikeC has been?

Wonder no more.

So they dont beleive in ownership of property....
QuoteApproved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years).

they state
QuoteMarxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

Marxists and socialsts would seem to have no problem with...

QuoteSurvival of the Citadel Community depends on making employment available for arriving families. We have already launched III Arms, a modern firearms company that will help employ the first wave of III Pioneers. III Arms is also unique in the world of firearms companies in that all profits generated are donated to the Citadel to help build our community.


This reminds me of a comic (sadly I do not remember which) who when summarizing the states said said.  "If you're a white person, and really really like other white people, Idaho is the place for you"

GOOD NEWS!  There's competition in the market.

If you have time, watch the "introduction" videos on the Blaze that are linked from that story.  He's loco.

Loco like a fox. Beck is very effective at scaring the ever loving shit out of a decent enough demographic, and it just so happens that he can sell you exactly what you need to stave off the impending doom...He'll tell everyone the only safe investment iis gold, then recommend you buy gold through Goldline, which he ihas a stake in. Now he's recommending people move into aa secluded community, which he will turn a tidy profit on.

I guarantee he doesn't believe 1% of the shit he spews.

Were you doing some kind of free-form interpretative Huey imitation here or did you suffer an aneurysm during your post?

IE8, so yes to all of the above.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #352 on: January 15, 2013, 03:52:14 PM »
Frontline looks into the GOP plan hatched up in the days before and after Obama's first inauguration...

http://video.pbs.org/video/2325654248

NOW TELL ME THAT PBS ISN'T LIBERAL-BIAS, LIBTARDS!!
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #353 on: January 15, 2013, 04:22:37 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2013, 03:52:14 PM
Frontline looks into the GOP plan hatched up in the days before and after Obama's first inauguration...

http://video.pbs.org/video/2325654248

NOW TELL ME THAT PBS ISN'T LIBERAL-BIAS, LIBTARDS!!

Yeah.  That liberal Gingrich and his pinko buddies go in front of the PBS cameras to describe the conspiracy.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #354 on: January 15, 2013, 04:44:41 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on January 15, 2013, 04:22:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2013, 03:52:14 PM
Frontline looks into the GOP plan hatched up in the days before and after Obama's first inauguration...

http://video.pbs.org/video/2325654248

NOW TELL ME THAT PBS ISN'T LIBERAL-BIAS, LIBTARDS!!

Yeah.  That liberal Gingrich and his pinko buddies go in front of the PBS cameras to describe the conspiracy.

So... what's so sinister? Besides James Fallows and the NY Times Magazine guy's opinions, aghast that Republican leadership would meet.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #355 on: January 15, 2013, 06:25:33 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on January 15, 2013, 04:44:41 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 15, 2013, 04:22:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2013, 03:52:14 PM
Frontline looks into the GOP plan hatched up in the days before and after Obama's first inauguration...

http://video.pbs.org/video/2325654248

NOW TELL ME THAT PBS ISN'T LIBERAL-BIAS, LIBTARDS!!

Yeah.  That liberal Gingrich and his pinko buddies go in front of the PBS cameras to describe the conspiracy.

So... what's so sinister? Besides James Fallows and the NY Times Magazine guy's opinions, aghast that Republican leadership would meet.

It doesn't seem untoward at all that they would meet. It's just notable that their butthurt was so visceral. And in those aching hours they grunted out the beginnings of a plan so doomed to failure that it justified the country's widespread dismissal of them in the first place. There is room on this bandwagon I'm on, TJ. Give up and hop on. It's comfortable and warm and it says, "Fuck them all." all on the side.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #356 on: January 15, 2013, 07:25:26 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on January 15, 2013, 04:44:41 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 15, 2013, 04:22:37 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on January 15, 2013, 03:52:14 PM
Frontline looks into the GOP plan hatched up in the days before and after Obama's first inauguration...

http://video.pbs.org/video/2325654248

NOW TELL ME THAT PBS ISN'T LIBERAL-BIAS, LIBTARDS!!

Yeah.  That liberal Gingrich and his pinko buddies go in front of the PBS cameras to describe the conspiracy.

So... what's so sinister? Besides James Fallows and the NY Times Magazine guy's opinions, aghast that Republican leadership would meet.

They turned down invitations to go to the Inaugural Ball that night.  Tell me that's not sinister.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #357 on: January 16, 2013, 08:17:39 AM »
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #358 on: January 16, 2013, 08:43:36 AM »
No more of a joke than this:

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #359 on: January 16, 2013, 11:20:18 AM »
Bumped for butthurt achievement.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.