Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved

[BH]

Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.

I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Part of the reason I didn't want CT knowing I was having a child.

[Bort]

Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.

I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Part of the reason I didn't want CT knowing I was having a child.

+1

[CT III]

Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.

I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Part of the reason I didn't want CT knowing I was having a child.

WHY SHOULD I PAY FOR VACCINES FOR DISEASES MY KIDS NEVER EVEN GET?

[Slaky]

Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.

I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Yeah it doesn't really hit home until you've got your own kid. Weird fucking people.

[CT III]

Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.

I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Yeah it doesn't really hit home until you've got your own kid. Weird fucking people.

It's a retro thing.  Don't you guys miss the days when people regularly contracted the measles and whooping cough?

[PenPho]

Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.

I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Yeah it doesn't really hit home until you've got your own kid. Weird fucking people.

We had a lady stop us in the grocery store when my wife was about 8 months pregnant with our first, telling us how her grandson got autism because of the MMR vaccine.

Despite being armed with hundreds of witty responses, we just walked away.

People, man. How do they work?

[Slaky]

Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.

I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Yeah it doesn't really hit home until you've got your own kid. Weird fucking people.

We had a lady stop us in the grocery store when my wife was about 8 months pregnant with our first, telling us how her grandson got autism because of the MMR vaccine.

Despite being armed with hundreds of witty responses, we just walked away.

People, man. How do they work?

The best advice I have for other people and their kids is to mind my own fucking business.

[Bort]

Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.

I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Yeah it doesn't really hit home until you've got your own kid. Weird fucking people.

We had a lady stop us in the grocery store when my wife was about 8 months pregnant with our first, telling us how her grandson got autism because of the MMR vaccine.

Despite being armed with hundreds of witty responses, we just walked away.

People, man. How do they work?

The best advice I have for other people and their kids is to mind my own fucking business.

Tell me about it.

[PenPho]

Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.

I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Yeah it doesn't really hit home until you've got your own kid. Weird fucking people.

We had a lady stop us in the grocery store when my wife was about 8 months pregnant with our first, telling us how her grandson got autism because of the MMR vaccine.

Despite being armed with hundreds of witty responses, we just walked away.

People, man. How do they work?

The best advice I have for other people and their kids is to mind my own fucking business.

Tell me about it.

I don't think he wants to.

[Bort]

Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.

I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Yeah it doesn't really hit home until you've got your own kid. Weird fucking people.

We had a lady stop us in the grocery store when my wife was about 8 months pregnant with our first, telling us how her grandson got autism because of the MMR vaccine.

Despite being armed with hundreds of witty responses, we just walked away.

People, man. How do they work?

The best advice I have for other people and their kids is to mind my own fucking business.

Tell me about it.

I don't think he wants to.

Thanks, Chork.

[R-V]

Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.

I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

Yeah it doesn't really hit home until you've got your own kid. Weird fucking people.

We had a lady stop us in the grocery store when my wife was about 8 months pregnant with our first, telling us how her grandson got autism because of the MMR vaccine.

Despite being armed with hundreds of witty responses, we just walked away.

People, man. How do they work?

The best advice I have for other people and their kids is to mind my own fucking business.

True, but the one exception is the vaccine issue. You not getting your kid vaccinated can fuck my kid up, which means I want to murder parents who don't get their kids vaccinated.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

THERE ARE TOO MANY HIPSTER FATHERS ON THE FIELD.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

THERE ARE TOO MANY HIPSTER FATHERS ON THE FIELD.

If there's one thing hipsters love more than a fixed gear bike or boutique moustache wax, it's a government-issue immunization schedule.

[Saul Goodman]

That Congressional hearing was stupid.  Prior to that comedy of errors, the only people I've heard this anti-vaccine stuff from were Obamadongchugging homolib taxocrats.  One in particular: My neighbor is constantly running through the conspiracy-theory truth on deadly vaccines when she's not telling me about her plans for a true water birth, her chilling hatred and fear of epidurals, and her almost-militant and nearly-abortion-clinic-bombing-level opposition to circumcision.  She and her husband seem to have a polyamorous marriage thing going, so at least there are amusing stories about their crushes in between the crazy.

The point is, I'm glad I know never to have kids ever.

[Saul Goodman]

THERE ARE TOO MANY HIPSTER FATHERS ON THE FIELD.

If there's one thing hipsters love more than a fixed gear bike or boutique moustache wax, it's a government-issue immunization schedule.

DPD, for TRUTH