Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved

[Bort]

THERE ARE TOO MANY HIPSTER FATHERS ON THE FIELD.

If there's one thing hipsters love more than a fixed gear bike or boutique moustache wax, it's a government-issue immunization schedule.

DPD, for TRUTH

Good old fixies.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

THERE ARE TOO MANY HIPSTER FATHERS ON THE FIELD.

If there's one thing hipsters love more than a fixed gear bike or boutique moustache wax, it's a government-issue immunization schedule.

DPD, for TRUTH

I figured that was implied in my setup.

... and her almost-militant and nearly-abortion-clinic-bombing-level opposition to circumcision...

You had Wheezer at "intactivism".

[Saul Goodman]

THERE ARE TOO MANY HIPSTER FATHERS ON THE FIELD.

If there's one thing hipsters love more than a fixed gear bike or boutique moustache wax, it's a government-issue immunization schedule.

DPD, for TRUTH

Good old fixies.

With no brakes.  Brakes are for squares.  Learn how to stop the cool way, or don't ride.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Mitch McConnell, ladies and gentlemen.

[Wheezer]

THERE ARE TOO MANY HIPSTER FATHERS ON THE FIELD.

If there's one thing hipsters love more than a fixed gear bike or boutique moustache wax, it's a government-issue immunization schedule.

DPD, for TRUTH

I figured that was implied in my setup.

... and her almost-militant and nearly-abortion-clinic-bombing-level opposition to circumcision...

You had Wheezer at "intactivism".

[Wheezer]

Just in case you want to cite to some specific evidence the next time someone says that the Republican Party supports science: http://oversight.house.gov/hearing/1-in-88-children-a-look-into-the-federal-response-to-rising-rates-of-autism/

Antivaccine crankery transcends politics.

I'm starting to encounter this now. Unsolicited vaccine advice from space cadet hippie moms.

If you're not up to ruthlessly quizzing and then mocking them about their knowledge of immunology (ammo, PDF), I recommend a retort something along the lines of "I think Bettelheim was on to something, but it's a shame he didn't appreciate the seminal work of Sikorsky" and walking away.

[Internet Apex]

Mitch McConnell, ladies and gentlemen.

Butthurt: Achieved.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

[CBStew]

Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

I gained a lot of respect for Bob Costas.  I hope that Fox News has encouraged him to speak out again.

[flannj]

Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this.

[flannj]

Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this.

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

[Oleg]

Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this.

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

Hooray!  More guns in the streets.  I'll feel soooo much safer.

[Eli]

Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Don't politicize a tragedy.

[Quality Start Machine]

Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

It's harder to get a drivers license than a gun license in America.

Because cars are dangerous.