Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved

[Tonker]

Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this.

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

Hooray!  More guns in the streets.  I'll feel soooo much safer.

Oleg, old chum... if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

[PenPho]

Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this.

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

Hooray!  More guns in the streets.  I'll feel soooo much safer.

Oleg, old chum... if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Intrepid Readers: Fork and Morph

"That's an actual photo of Oleg, holding a normal sized gun."

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this.

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

To be fair, I could have probably linked to it in the first place.

It was the first thing on my internet when I got home last night. So, I wasn't even thinking of the other gun news from yesterday.

Then I got all self-righteously indignant when I saw your response, but managed to hold off posting a pissy reply long enough to realize that you probably thought I was referring to the concealed carry ruling.

[Internet Apex]

Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this.

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

To be fair, I could have probably linked to it in the first place.

It was the first thing on my internet when I got home last night. So, I wasn't even thinking of the other gun news from yesterday.

Then I got all self-righteously indignant when I saw your response, but managed to hold off posting a pissy reply long enough to realize that you probably thought I was referring to the concealed carry ruling.

Why does a person need to carry a concealed loaded pistol?

[Slaky]

Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this.

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

To be fair, I could have probably linked to it in the first place.

It was the first thing on my internet when I got home last night. So, I wasn't even thinking of the other gun news from yesterday.

Then I got all self-righteously indignant when I saw your response, but managed to hold off posting a pissy reply long enough to realize that you probably thought I was referring to the concealed carry ruling.

Why does a person need to carry a concealed loaded pistol?

In case there are minorities around.

[BH]

Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this.

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

To be fair, I could have probably linked to it in the first place.

It was the first thing on my internet when I got home last night. So, I wasn't even thinking of the other gun news from yesterday.

Then I got all self-righteously indignant when I saw your response, but managed to hold off posting a pissy reply long enough to realize that you probably thought I was referring to the concealed carry ruling.

Why does a person need to carry a concealed loaded pistol?

In case there are minorities around.

On FB the concensus is that people will stop killing innocent people because the bad guys will have some fear of getting shot. Those comments from people i know are in posts about drive by shootings, increase in violence in Chicago, or the shooting last night in Oregon. Which make no sense to me.

[Internet Apex]

Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this.

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

To be fair, I could have probably linked to it in the first place.

It was the first thing on my internet when I got home last night. So, I wasn't even thinking of the other gun news from yesterday.

Then I got all self-righteously indignant when I saw your response, but managed to hold off posting a pissy reply long enough to realize that you probably thought I was referring to the concealed carry ruling.

Why does a person need to carry a concealed loaded pistol?

In case there are minorities around.

On FB the concensus is that people will stop killing innocent people because the bad guys will have some fear of getting shot. Those comments from people i know are in posts about drive by shootings, increase in violence in Chicago, or the shooting last night in Oregon. Which make no sense to me.

I've encountered a fair amount of that myself from fuckfaces in Buttpuddle. People want to puff their chest out and pretend to be some kind of tough guy because they carry a weapon. I think most of them suffer from micropenis syndrome. The rest from microintelligence syndrome.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this.

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

To be fair, I could have probably linked to it in the first place.

It was the first thing on my internet when I got home last night. So, I wasn't even thinking of the other gun news from yesterday.

Then I got all self-righteously indignant when I saw your response, but managed to hold off posting a pissy reply long enough to realize that you probably thought I was referring to the concealed carry ruling.

Why does a person need to carry a concealed loaded pistol?

In case there are minorities around.

On FB the concensus is that people will stop killing innocent people because the bad guys will have some fear of getting shot. Those comments from people i know are in posts about drive by shootings, increase in violence in Chicago, or the shooting last night in Oregon. Which make no sense to me.

If only concealed carry had been legal in Oregon or Colorado...

[flannj]

Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this.

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

To be fair, I could have probably linked to it in the first place.

It was the first thing on my internet when I got home last night. So, I wasn't even thinking of the other gun news from yesterday.

Then I got all self-righteously indignant when I saw your response, but managed to hold off posting a pissy reply long enough to realize that you probably thought I was referring to the concealed carry ruling.

Why does a person need to carry a concealed loaded pistol?

Well an unloaded pistol is pretty much just a paper weight.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this.

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

To be fair, I could have probably linked to it in the first place.

It was the first thing on my internet when I got home last night. So, I wasn't even thinking of the other gun news from yesterday.

Then I got all self-righteously indignant when I saw your response, but managed to hold off posting a pissy reply long enough to realize that you probably thought I was referring to the concealed carry ruling.

Why does a person need to carry a concealed loaded pistol?

Well an unloaded pistol is pretty much just a paper weight.

And the King of England ain't gonna wait for you to load a magazine.

[PenPho]

Looks like we have yet another reason to never have a practical discussion about gun violence in this country. Oh, well.

Because of course the millions of law abiding gun owners are the primary cause of gun violence in this country.

I was referring to this.

Senseless and tragic.

My bad, I thought you were referring to today's 7th. Court of Appeals decision.

To be fair, I could have probably linked to it in the first place.

It was the first thing on my internet when I got home last night. So, I wasn't even thinking of the other gun news from yesterday.

Then I got all self-righteously indignant when I saw your response, but managed to hold off posting a pissy reply long enough to realize that you probably thought I was referring to the concealed carry ruling.

Why does a person need to carry a concealed loaded pistol?

In case there are minorities around.

On FB the concensus is that people will stop killing innocent people because the bad guys will have some fear of getting shot. Those comments from people i know are in posts about drive by shootings, increase in violence in Chicago, or the shooting last night in Oregon. Which make no sense to me.

I've encountered a fair amount of that myself from fuckfaces in Buttpuddle. People want to puff their chest out and pretend to be some kind of tough guy because they carry a weapon. I think most of them suffer from micropenis syndrome. The rest from microintelligence syndrome.

What could go wrong?

[SKO]

You're all forgetting that guns are cool and make you look cool, and that you're all probably a bunch of gheys. Or women. Or ghey women. 'Cept ghey women could probably handle a weapon better than some twink like Thrill.

[Internet Apex]

You're all forgetting that guns are cool and make you look cool, and that you're all probably a bunch of gheys. Or women. Or ghey women. 'Cept ghey women could probably handle a weapon better than some twink like Thrill.

Guns, like giant spoilers on small cars indicate the owner is compensating for something, such as a tiny little dick. If you think chicks don't know this by now, you're getting blinded by your bangs again. 

[SKO]

You're all forgetting that guns are cool and make you look cool, and that you're all probably a bunch of gheys. Or women. Or ghey women. 'Cept ghey women could probably handle a weapon better than some twink like Thrill.

Guns, like giant spoilers on small cars indicate the owner is compensating for something, such as a tiny little dick. If you think chicks don't know this by now, you're getting blinded by your bangs again. 

I'm just going to start typing things in green font.

[R-V]

You're all forgetting that guns are cool and make you look cool, and that you're all probably a bunch of gheys. Or women. Or ghey women. 'Cept ghey women could probably handle a weapon better than some twink like Thrill.

Guns, like giant spoilers on small cars indicate the owner is compensating for something, such as a tiny little dick. If you think chicks don't know this by now, you're getting blinded by your bangs again.

I feel like somebody in this conversation is quoting Fro Dog but I'm not sure who it is.