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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #570 on: October 01, 2013, 01:07:20 PM »
Eric Cantor tweets the whitest picture of all time.

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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #571 on: October 01, 2013, 01:13:45 PM »
Quote from: Fork on October 01, 2013, 01:07:20 PM
Eric Cantor tweets the whitest picture of all time.



Ever?





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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #572 on: October 01, 2013, 01:54:43 PM »
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« Reply #573 on: October 01, 2013, 02:04:37 PM »
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #574 on: October 01, 2013, 02:33:10 PM »
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #575 on: October 01, 2013, 02:46:28 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 01, 2013, 02:33:10 PM


Well, that's the last straw. I'm going on strike.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #576 on: October 01, 2013, 08:38:00 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 01, 2013, 02:46:28 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on October 01, 2013, 02:33:10 PM


Well, that's the last straw. I'm going on strike.

We hadn't even gotten to Ole Miss fans yet.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #577 on: October 03, 2013, 06:47:53 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on June 19, 2009, 09:53:32 PM
It's always the dentists.

http://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-capitol-shooting-1004-20131003,0,5388938,full.story

QuoteWASHINGTON, D.C. — A Stamford dental hygienist with a history of mental health issues was killed after a chase and shooting near the U.S. Capitol on Thursday, a source with knowledge of the investigation said.

The source said Miriam Carey, 34, was the woman behind the wheel of the black Infiniti coupe with Connecticut license plates that tried to pass a security check point at the White House. Carey led police on a chase through central Washington and died after being shot near the U.S. Capitol.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #578 on: October 04, 2013, 09:36:44 AM »
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #579 on: October 04, 2013, 09:45:09 AM »
No for any number of reasons, Chuck.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #580 on: October 04, 2013, 11:44:31 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 03, 2013, 06:47:53 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on June 19, 2009, 09:53:32 PM
It's always the dentists.

http://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-capitol-shooting-1004-20131003,0,5388938,full.story

QuoteWASHINGTON, D.C. — A Stamford dental hygienist with a history of mental health issues was killed after a chase and shooting near the U.S. Capitol on Thursday, a source with knowledge of the investigation said.

The source said Miriam Carey, 34, was the woman behind the wheel of the black Infiniti coupe with Connecticut license plates that tried to pass a security check point at the White House. Carey led police on a chase through central Washington and died after being shot near the U.S. Capitol.

Mariah's still crazier.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #581 on: October 04, 2013, 03:45:29 PM »
Well, at least I'll be getting paid for reading these books and doing the laundry: http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/326607-house-to-vote-on-back-pay-for-furloughed-government-workers
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #582 on: October 04, 2013, 04:55:04 PM »
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #583 on: October 05, 2013, 10:38:10 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on October 04, 2013, 03:45:29 PM
Well, at least I'll be getting paid for reading these books and doing the laundry: http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/house/326607-house-to-vote-on-back-pay-for-furloughed-government-workers

We're all nonessential, but at least you've got the paperwork to prove it.
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Re: Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved
« Reply #584 on: October 09, 2013, 10:02:25 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 29, 2013, 04:50:46 PM
https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/382621635280252928

Quote from: Barack Obama"Not only are premiums lower than they were, they're lower than the most optimistic predictions." —President Obama on Obamacare #CGI2013

https://twitter.com/AriFleischer/statuses/382632760315486209

Quote from: Ari FleischerQuestion to @gov:  how come @BarackObama 's last tweet was more than 140 characters?  Does he play by different rules???

https://twitter.com/AriFleischer/status/388119998432296960

Quote from: Ari FleischerIf John Boehner changed his 1st name from "Speaker" to "Mullah", Pres O wld b eager 2negotiate w him. I'll be on @FoxNews @seanhannity 2nite

Apparently all it will take to end the shutdown is a sub rosa shipment of anti-tank missiles.
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