Morning in America: Butthurt Achieved

[SKO]

Go get 'em Ted!

http://theweek.com/article/index/267993/ted-cruz-and-the-most-cynical-despicable-political-stunt-of-the-year

This belongs in the unreadable thread

Nothing about any of that made any sense. On another note I had to listen to a long conversation at a restaurant I was at the other night about how ISIS was going to sneak up through Mexico and come rolling into Des Moines with their Islamo-tanks and stuff, I guess, and OBAMA WEREN'T DOIN NOTHIN BOUT IT.

Not to understimate a legitimately fucked situation over there, but since I don't watch cable news is this just a Fox News thing or are they all trying to convince us we need to start looking for terrorists under our beds?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Go get 'em Ted!

http://theweek.com/article/index/267993/ted-cruz-and-the-most-cynical-despicable-political-stunt-of-the-year

I love when a Christian from Texas uses Jews as just one of his props to raise his profile.

Jews should be the ONLY prop a Christian from Texas should need!

[InternetApex]

Go get 'em Ted!

http://theweek.com/article/index/267993/ted-cruz-and-the-most-cynical-despicable-political-stunt-of-the-year

This belongs in the unreadable thread

Nothing about any of that made any sense. On another note I had to listen to a long conversation at a restaurant I was at the other night about how ISIS was going to sneak up through Mexico and come rolling into Des Moines with their Islamo-tanks and stuff, I guess, and OBAMA WEREN'T DOIN NOTHIN BOUT IT.

Not to understimate a legitimately fucked situation over there, but since I don't watch cable news is this just a Fox News thing or are they all trying to convince us we need to start looking for terrorists under our beds?

Gov. Perry was riling up the rednecks with that chatter a few weeks back according to my Facebook feed. I understood that to mean "Mexicans = Terrorists" and went about my way.

[CT III]

Honestly, if it would bring peace in our time I would give ISIS all the Texans they could eat.

[SKO]

Honestly, if it would bring peace in our time I would give ISIS all the Texans they could eat.

That might be good for the country as a whole. Just have a nice little war isolated to Texas. 

[InternetApex]

Honestly, if it would bring peace in our time I would give ISIS all the Texans they could eat.

That might be good for the country as a whole. Just have a nice little war isolated to Texas. 

Make sure to get Willie Nelson, Kerry Wood, Chris Bosh and Devin the Dude out of there and then the heathens can have it.

[CT III]

Honestly, if it would bring peace in our time I would give ISIS all the Texans they could eat.

That might be good for the country as a whole. Just have a nice little war isolated to Texas. 

Make sure to get Willie Nelson, Kerry Wood, Chris Bosh and Devin the Dude out of there and then the heathens can have it.

Pretty sure Kerry is in Chicago full time.  I'll send a chopper for the rest.

[Quality Start Machine]

Go get 'em Ted!

http://theweek.com/article/index/267993/ted-cruz-and-the-most-cynical-despicable-political-stunt-of-the-year

This belongs in the unreadable thread

Nothing about any of that made any sense. On another note I had to listen to a long conversation at a restaurant I was at the other night about how ISIS was going to sneak up through Mexico and come rolling into Des Moines with their Islamo-tanks and stuff, I guess, and OBAMA WEREN'T DOIN NOTHIN BOUT IT.

Not to understimate a legitimately fucked situation over there, but since I don't watch cable news is this just a Fox News thing or are they all trying to convince us we need to start looking for terrorists under our beds?

It's pretty much the entire tinfoil-hat wearing world. Somehow the terrorists will come across the border where there are nuts with AR-15s instead of just staying where they are and scaring the ever loving shit out of everyone anyway.

[Yeti]

Fuck its silent in here

[R-V]

Fuck its silent in here

If you listen closely enough, you can hear the sound of TJ & morph's exploded pants gently flapping in the breeze.

[Yeti]

Fuck its silent in here

If you listen closely enough, you can hear the sound of TJ & morph's exploded pants gently flapping in the breeze.

I wonder what agency 242 will be appointed to as the Director

[CBStew]

The correct title of this thread,  "Mourning in America:  Butthurt Achieved?"

[SKO]

I'm pretty sure Joni Ernst is on track to be the next Sarah Palin. Sorry everybody.

[CBStew]

I'm pretty sure Joni Ernst is on track to be the next Sarah Palin. Sorry everybody.

Why wouldn't we want another Sarah?  The only question is who will play Joni on Saturday Night Live?

[Chuck to Chuck]

I'm pretty sure Joni Ernst is on track to be the next Sarah Palin. Sorry everybody.

Why wouldn't we want another Sarah?  The only question is who will play Joni on Saturday Night Live?

Don't care so long as Ryan Theriot is the hog.