Deathstink 2013

[Richard Chuggar]

[PenFoe]

Don't be a Seattle fan, dude.

[Quality Start Machine]

[BigDrinky]

Appendix B

A model of consistency: Big Drinky's Dead Pool lists through the years...

2010:

1. Nelson Mandela
2. John Wooden
3. Fidel Castro
4. Superstar Billy Graham
5. Dick Clark
6. Rue McClanahan
7. Bernie Madoff
8. Nancy Reagan
9. Grant Hart
10. Dustin Diamond

2011:

1. Fidel Castro
2. Superstar Billy Graham
3. Dick Clark
4. Nelson Mandela
5. Bernie Madoff
6. Scott Steiner
7. Slim Whitman
8. Nancy Reagan
9. Dick Van Dyke
10. Dustin Diamond

2012:

1. Fidel Castro
2. Superstar Billy Graham
3. Dick Clark
4. Nelson Mandela
5. Bernie Madoff
6. Scott Steiner
7. Slim Whitman
8. Nancy Reagan
9. Dick Van Dyke
10. Dustin Diamond

2013:

1. Fidel Castro
2. Superstar Billy Graham
3. Nelson Mandela
4. Bernie Madoff
5. Virginia McCaskey
6. Scott Steiner
7. Slim Whitman
8. Nancy Reagan
9. Dick Van Dyke
10. Dustin Diamond

Should Grant Hart be concerned?

I should start selling spots on my list as seems to ensure a longer life in most cases. 

[J. Walter Weatherman]

7. Ariel Sharon—Pants shitting grabber (while comatose)

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/28/world/middleeast/ariel-sharon-brain-scan-shows-response-to-stimuli.html

JERUSALEM — A brain scan performed on Ariel Sharon, the former Israeli prime minister who had a devastating stroke seven years ago and is presumed to be in a vegetative state, revealed significant brain activity in response to external stimuli, raising the chances that he is able to hear and understand, a scientist involved in the test said Sunday.

No word on whether they administered a brown note test.

[Wheezer]

7. Ariel Sharon—Pants shitting grabber (while comatose)

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/28/world/middleeast/ariel-sharon-brain-scan-shows-response-to-stimuli.html

JERUSALEM — A brain scan performed on Ariel Sharon, the former Israeli prime minister who had a devastating stroke seven years ago and is presumed to be in a vegetative state, revealed significant brain activity in response to external stimuli, raising the chances that he is able to hear and understand, a scientist involved in the test said Sunday.

No word on whether they administered a brown note test.

For G-d's sake, I've already spent hours looking at the role of imaging data in diagnosis of schizophrenia today. WTF is this? (Look at the screen.)

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

7. Ariel Sharon—Pants shitting grabber (while comatose)

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/28/world/middleeast/ariel-sharon-brain-scan-shows-response-to-stimuli.html

JERUSALEM — A brain scan performed on Ariel Sharon, the former Israeli prime minister who had a devastating stroke seven years ago and is presumed to be in a vegetative state, revealed significant brain activity in response to external stimuli, raising the chances that he is able to hear and understand, a scientist involved in the test said Sunday.

No word on whether they administered a brown note test.

Has Bill Frist weighed in yet?

[ChuckD]

7. Ariel Sharon—Pants shitting grabber (while comatose)

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/28/world/middleeast/ariel-sharon-brain-scan-shows-response-to-stimuli.html

JERUSALEM — A brain scan performed on Ariel Sharon, the former Israeli prime minister who had a devastating stroke seven years ago and is presumed to be in a vegetative state, revealed significant brain activity in response to external stimuli, raising the chances that he is able to hear and understand, a scientist involved in the test said Sunday.

No word on whether they administered a brown note test.

For G-d's sake, I've already spent hours looking at the role of imaging data in diagnosis of schizophrenia today. WTF is this? (Look at the screen.)

A couple of MRIs of some guy's cervical spine?

[Wheezer]

7. Ariel Sharon—Pants shitting grabber (while comatose)

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/28/world/middleeast/ariel-sharon-brain-scan-shows-response-to-stimuli.html

JERUSALEM — A brain scan performed on Ariel Sharon, the former Israeli prime minister who had a devastating stroke seven years ago and is presumed to be in a vegetative state, revealed significant brain activity in response to external stimuli, raising the chances that he is able to hear and understand, a scientist involved in the test said Sunday.

No word on whether they administered a brown note test.

For G-d's sake, I've already spent hours looking at the role of imaging data in diagnosis of schizophrenia today. WTF is this? (Look at the screen.)

A couple of MRIs of some guy's cervical spine?

And who's sitting in front of the picture of the lizard portion of the brain?

[ChuckD]

7. Ariel Sharon—Pants shitting grabber (while comatose)

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/28/world/middleeast/ariel-sharon-brain-scan-shows-response-to-stimuli.html

JERUSALEM — A brain scan performed on Ariel Sharon, the former Israeli prime minister who had a devastating stroke seven years ago and is presumed to be in a vegetative state, revealed significant brain activity in response to external stimuli, raising the chances that he is able to hear and understand, a scientist involved in the test said Sunday.

No word on whether they administered a brown note test.

For G-d's sake, I've already spent hours looking at the role of imaging data in diagnosis of schizophrenia today. WTF is this? (Look at the screen.)

A couple of MRIs of some guy's cervical spine?

And who's sitting in front of the picture of the lizard portion of the brain?

A guy with bad posture and another guy who bears a passing resemblance to a mid-90s Letterman.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Bump.

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2.5 weeks, 5 deaths... We've got us a Dead Pool.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

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Death at the halfway pole...





Happy America, everybody.

[PenFoe]

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Death at the halfway pole...





Happy America, everybody.

Hey Mandela...WE'RE WAITING.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Bump.

[Yeti]

Bump.

Last isn't that bad, I suppose, when I got an Australian man in a dog suit to hang out with.