LOST: STAR WARS

[Slaky]

Close examination of the color and hilt of the lightsaber the black guy is using

I'm not sure if this quote is more entertaining with context or without.

How do I retweet on this messageboard.

[PenFoe]

I'm sorry to post in this thread because not only are you guys incredible dorks, but half of these movies aren't even good.

But this is pretty cool.

Chicago bar The Whistler to become Star Wars' Mos Eisley Cantina for one night

[Canadouche]

I'm sorry to post in this thread because not only are you guys incredible dorks, but half of these movies aren't even good, but this is pretty cool.

Chicago bar The Whistler to become Star Wars' Mos Eisley Cantina for one night

I just spat out my retainer.

[Eli]

How much is the message board paying SKO for his full-time position of Guy Who Responds to Every Fork Post? I think we need to consider shifting him from Hourly+OT to Salary for 2016.

I am very bored right now and this is the first fall in six years where I haven't filled my argument quota by yelling at people who hate Jay Cutler. I need my fix, man.

Looks like it's time for me to have some very strong opinions about Star Wars.

Well, some new very strong opinions.

[Bort]

How much is the message board paying SKO for his full-time position of Guy Who Responds to Every Fork Post? I think we need to consider shifting him from Hourly+OT to Salary for 2016.

I am very bored right now and this is the first fall in six years where I haven't filled my argument quota by yelling at people who hate Jay Cutler. I need my fix, man.

Looks like it's time for me to have some very strong opinions about Star Wars.

Well, some new very strong opinions.

MODS!

Wait...

[SKO]

I am 72% sure Han is biting the dust in this one. I'm pretty sure Harrison Ford came back for a fuckton of money and the chance to see Han get the death he always wanted.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I am 72% sure Han is biting the dust in this one. I'm pretty sure Harrison Ford came back for a fuckton of money and the chance to see Han get the death he always wanted.

Pretty sure I saw an article with Ford listed as in Ep 8. Which is only 17 months away from release.

Three Star Wars movies in 17 months. Whee!

[Bort]

I am 72% sure Han is biting the dust in this one. I'm pretty sure Harrison Ford came back for a fuckton of money and the chance to see Han get the death he always wanted.

Pretty sure I saw an article with Ford listed as in Ep 8. Which is only 17 months away from release.

Three Star Wars movies in 17 months. Whee!

You forgot to add a lame joke about lens flares. You're slipping.

[SKO]

I am 72% sure Han is biting the dust in this one. I'm pretty sure Harrison Ford came back for a fuckton of money and the chance to see Han get the death he always wanted.

Pretty sure I saw an article with Ford listed as in Ep 8. Which is only 17 months away from release.

Three Star Wars movies in 17 months. Whee!

You forgot to add a lame joke about lens flares. You're slipping.

I have to say I am as excited about the Anthology films as I am the trilogy itself. Rogue One is a great concept (the story of the Rebel black ops team that stole the plans to the first Death Star). The Han Solo prequel will come down to the success of whoever tries to pull off Young Harrison Ford. They haven't said what the third planned anthology film is yet, but my guess is something involving Boba Fett.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I am 72% sure Han is biting the dust in this one. I'm pretty sure Harrison Ford came back for a fuckton of money and the chance to see Han get the death he always wanted.

Pretty sure I saw an article with Ford listed as in Ep 8. Which is only 17 months away from release.

Three Star Wars movies in 17 months. Whee!

You forgot to add a lame joke about lens flares. You're slipping.

I have to say I am as excited about the Anthology films as I am the trilogy itself. Rogue One is a great concept (the story of the Rebel black ops team that stole the plans to the first Death Star). The Han Solo prequel will come down to the success of whoever tries to pull off Young Harrison Ford. They haven't said what the third planned anthology film is yet, but my guess is something involving Boba Fett.

It was Yoda. Not sure if it still is.

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=8359.msg263839#msg263839

Rogue One is interesting. Biggest challenge: We already know how the story ends and we pretty much know who will live (Wedge, Porkins, Biggs, etc.) and who dies (any character we don't see in 4, 5 or 6).

Oh, and lens flare.

[CT III]

I am 72% sure Han is biting the dust in this one. I'm pretty sure Harrison Ford came back for a fuckton of money and the chance to see Han get the death he always wanted.

Pretty sure I saw an article with Ford listed as in Ep 8. Which is only 17 months away from release.

Three Star Wars movies in 17 months. Whee!

Eh, this doesn't mean he's not biting it.  How many fricken dead guys appeared in that forest glen at the end of Jedi?

[Bort]

I am 72% sure Han is biting the dust in this one. I'm pretty sure Harrison Ford came back for a fuckton of money and the chance to see Han get the death he always wanted.

Pretty sure I saw an article with Ford listed as in Ep 8. Which is only 17 months away from release.

Three Star Wars movies in 17 months. Whee!

Eh, this doesn't mean he's not biting it.  How many fricken dead guys appeared in that forest glen at the end of Jedi?

Pretty sure a guy who dismissed the Force as a hokey religion isn't gonna make it as a force ghost. Although he's probsbly going to come back as a lens flare ghost.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I am 72% sure Han is biting the dust in this one. I'm pretty sure Harrison Ford came back for a fuckton of money and the chance to see Han get the death he always wanted.

Pretty sure I saw an article with Ford listed as in Ep 8. Which is only 17 months away from release.

Three Star Wars movies in 17 months. Whee!

Eh, this doesn't mean he's not biting it.  How many fricken dead guys appeared in that forest glen at the end of Jedi?

Pretty sure a guy who dismissed the Force as a hokey religion isn't gonna make it as a force ghost. Although he's probsbly going to come back as a lens flare ghost.

[Bort]

I am 72% sure Han is biting the dust in this one. I'm pretty sure Harrison Ford came back for a fuckton of money and the chance to see Han get the death he always wanted.

Pretty sure I saw an article with Ford listed as in Ep 8. Which is only 17 months away from release.

Three Star Wars movies in 17 months. Whee!

Eh, this doesn't mean he's not biting it.  How many fricken dead guys appeared in that forest glen at the end of Jedi?

Pretty sure a guy who dismissed the Force as a hokey religion isn't gonna make it as a force ghost. Although he's probsbly going to come back as a lens flare ghost.

Well, thank you for the epileptic seizure, Chuck.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Well, thank you for the epileptic seizure, Chuck.

Thought it had to be red?