Phase IV

[Wheezer]

If one can get past the intial entomolgical pr0n, this promptly goes completely insane. Can we power a lab full of rack-mount shit and TV monitors with a Jeep Cherokee Wagoneer? Yes we can. Do we have to explain ourselves on the wireless to a bureaucrat who thinks all this junk can be packed up in a week? No, because we have a grenade pistol.

[Edit.--Note to brave maverick scientists: You know what actually works on ants? One-inch squares of duct tape.]

[Edit 2.--This completely collapses around Phase III. Recommended only for choice of props, which are basically the only thing even keeping this in the running with Where Have All the People Gone.]

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Them! remains the superior "ants take over the world" movie.

[CT III]

Them! remains the superior "ants take over the world" movie.

But Night of the Lepus remains the greatest "giant animals attack" movie.

[Bort]

Them! remains the superior "ants take over the world" movie.

But Night of the Lepus remains the greatest "giant animals attack" movie.

And Kingdom of the Spiders is the only worthwhile thing Shatner ever did.

[Quality Start Machine]

Them! remains the superior "ants take over the world" movie.

Until now.