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Who should be our new Pope?

Don Pall
Francis Arinze
John Ratzenberger
Chuck Gitles
Alfonso Soriano
Peter Turkson
Sinead O'Connor
Michael Pfleger
Stewart Weinberg
Roland Burris
GEORGE HUTCHINS
Marc Ouellet
Gianfranco Ravasi
Kim Jong-un
Lovie Smith
James Oberweis
Karol Wotyla
Luis Tagle
Luis Valbuena
Bill Cowher
Isiah Thomas
Timothy Dolan
Andy Dolan
Bono
Lou Brock
Francis George
Justin Welby
Stewart Weinberg
Mike Ditka
Leonard Pope
Angelo Scola
Jerry Angelo
Peter Angelos
Odilo Pedro Scherer
Bob Nardelli
Leonardo Sandri
Tony Campana
Joao Braz de Aviz
Joan Baez
Javier Baez
Tariq Aziz
Andrew Greeley
Jim Essian

Voting closed: March 07, 2013, 05:07:48 PM

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Brownie

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Gil wants to know: Who's your new Pope
« on: February 11, 2013, 05:07:48 PM »
With Pope Benedict announcing his resignation, the Cardinals will depart Jupiter, Fla., Louisville, Ky., Muncie, Ind., and Glendale, Ariz., and convene at the Vatican to elect a new Pope. Several leading candidates have been mentioned, including Marc Ouellet of Canada, Francis Arinze of Nigeria, and Ghana's Peter Turkson (Peter the Roman!?!?!?!).

While we wait for the divine wisdom of Adam Wainwright, Mike Shannon, Rick Pitino and Kevin Kolb to make a decision, we can maybe do our part to get the white smoke going. Cast your vote today and we'll do our part to lobby the right people.

Cast your vote, and add commentary as needed.
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Re: Gil wants to know: Who's your new Pope
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2013, 05:17:17 PM »
Love it.

POPELECTION2013!!!
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Re: Gil wants to know: Who's your new Pope
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2013, 05:20:09 PM »
My vote is for Stew.  They've already got female altar servers, I say it's tiem for a Jewish pope.
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Re: Gil wants to know: Who's your new Pope
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2013, 05:23:31 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on February 11, 2013, 05:20:09 PM
My vote is for Stew.  They've already got female altar servers, I say it's tiem for a Jewish pope.

Annnnd, he got put on the ballot twice. Nice choice, Brown.
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Re: Gil wants to know: Who's your new Pope
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2013, 05:35:44 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on February 11, 2013, 05:20:09 PM
My vote is for Stew.  They've already got female altar servers, I say it's tiem for a Jewish pope.

Huey, how can you forget St. Peter, aka the Apostle Simon Peter, born Shimon or Simeon? Hell, he wanted to keep the Christian Club an all-Jewish Club and he could have kept it t that way if not for a son of devout Jewish parents-turned Roman hired gun Saul, who while persecuting Christians, converted to Christianity and renamed himself Paul and hoped that one day they could name a city after him and that it would be the capital of Minnesota and home to hard-to-watch professional hockey.
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Re: Gil wants to know: Who's your new Pope
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2013, 05:50:03 PM »
There better be some love for that TRAILBLAZER Roland Burris.

Or, Oberweis becoming Pope after his stunning electoral losses would just be perfect.
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Re: Gil wants to know: Who's your new Pope
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2013, 06:32:47 PM »

I'm holding out hope for Bishop Don Magic Juan.
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Re: Gil wants to know: Who's your new Pope
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2013, 06:47:11 PM »
Is there a Vatican City version of Nate Silver? 120.com?
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Re: Gil wants to know: Who's your new Pope
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2013, 08:34:12 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 11, 2013, 05:50:03 PM

Or, Oberweis becoming Pope after his stunning electoral losses would just be perfect.

Can the College of Cardinals be bought with ice cream?
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Re: Gil wants to know: Who's your new Pope
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2013, 08:46:33 PM »
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Re: Gil wants to know: Who's your new Pope
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2013, 09:57:18 PM »
Where's Tim Tebow?
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Re: Gil wants to know: Who's your new Pope
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2013, 10:11:57 PM »
Jim Essian-the man needs work.
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Re: Gil wants to know: Who's your new Pope
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2013, 10:19:54 PM »
Almost voted for Roland, but Blago will nominate him, I'm sure.
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Re: Gil wants to know: Who's your new Pope
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2013, 11:33:53 PM »
Kony LaRussa

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Re: Gil wants to know: Who's your new Pope
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2013, 09:46:23 AM »


Plenty of room on the tombstone for Roland.
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