Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest

[Oleg]

Happy Jorge Soler Day

I look forward to doing this for Kris Bryant and Addison Russell in the near future.

I also look forward to doing it for Albert Almora when he finally arrives in the majors in 2017 with the Indians.

Almora fro Kluber!  Book it.

[Eli]

I also look forward to doing it for Albert Almora when he finally arrives in the majors in 2017 with the Indians.

We can just look forward to doing it for Billy McKinney instead when he arrives with the Cubs.

[Slaky]

I also look forward to doing it for Albert Almora when he finally arrives in the majors in 2017 with the Indians.

We can just look forward to doing it for Billy McKinney instead when he arrives with the Cubs.

That trade might end up being the most fucked up trade of all time. I'm not even joking.

[Quality Start Machine]

I also look forward to doing it for Albert Almora when he finally arrives in the majors in 2017 with the Indians.

We can just look forward to doing it for Billy McKinney instead when he arrives with the Cubs.

That trade might end up being the most fucked up trade of all time. I'm not even joking.

Still won't stop numbnuts from bitching about Brock-for-Broglio.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I also look forward to doing it for Albert Almora when he finally arrives in the majors in 2017 with the Indians.

We can just look forward to doing it for Billy McKinney instead when he arrives with the Cubs.

That trade might end up being the most fucked up trade of all time. I'm not even joking.

Still won't stop numbnuts from bitching about Brock-for-Broglio.

The day the Cubs let a 26 year old Cy Young Award Winner go for NOTHING is the day that people should have commenced shutting the fuck up once and for all about Brock-for-Broglio  but alas, that seems to not have happened.

[InternetApex]

I also look forward to doing it for Albert Almora when he finally arrives in the majors in 2017 with the Indians.

We can just look forward to doing it for Billy McKinney instead when he arrives with the Cubs.

That trade might end up being the most fucked up trade of all time. I'm not even joking.

Still won't stop numbnuts from bitching about Brock-for-Broglio.

The day the Cubs let a 26 year old Cy Young Award Winner go for NOTHING is the day that people should have commenced shutting the fuck up once and for all about Brock-for-Broglio  but alas, that seems to not have happened.

Because Hendry righted that wrong already. Derp. WE retired his number and everything. It was awesome. I cried.

[Eli]

I also look forward to doing it for Albert Almora when he finally arrives in the majors in 2017 with the Indians.

We can just look forward to doing it for Billy McKinney instead when he arrives with the Cubs.

That trade might end up being the most fucked up trade of all time. I'm not even joking.

Still won't stop numbnuts from bitching about Brock-for-Broglio.

The day the Cubs let a 26 year old Cy Young Award Winner go for NOTHING is the day that people should have commenced shutting the fuck up once and for all about Brock-for-Broglio  but alas, that seems to not have happened.

This is the TRADE THREAD, please stay on topic.

[ChuckD]

Shower door: Obliterated.

[Saul Goodman]

Shower door: Obliterated.

Lol, Reds suck.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Shower door: Obliterated.

[Slaky]

My god that ball. My god.

[Quality Start Machine]

This guy does not fuck around at the plate. He's going to give us some good feelings.

[thehawk]

Time for a new gif.  And on his first major league first swing too.  Yowza.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Didn't watch the game (haven't really watched shit lately), so hadn't realized that the pitcher Soler went dong on was Latos. Which is so great.

Let that cumstain see visions of Soler, Bryant and Rizzo when he closes his eyes every night.

[PenFoe]

Didn't watch the game (haven't really watched shit lately), so hadn't realized that the pitcher Soler went dong on was Latos. Which is so great.

Let that cumstain see visions of Soler, Bryant and Rizzo when he closes his eyes every night.

One of my good friends is a producer for MLB Network and the night of Soler's first game I was texting with him and trying to them to mention on-air Latos' history with beaning Bryant after the homer and the subsequent homer to Soler as well. 

He said they were unaware of it.

Hopefully the Cubs can continue to shove it right up his ass for years to come.
Him and his idiot wife.