Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest

[ChuckD]

I'm in love. Ripped a curveball for a single in his first PA. Worked an 0-2 count in to a walk in his second PA. And just donged one to dead center in his 3rd PA.

[ChuckD]

SPAHLOOGE

[Saul Goodman]

SPAHLOOGE

New favorite player.

[ChuckD]

SPAHLOOGE

New favorite player.

Even Chuck probably doesn't hate him.

[Shooter]

Madre de dios.

[Shooter]

SPAHLOOGE

New favorite player.

Even Chuck probably doesn't hate him.

Wait until he doesn't run his hardest some day.

[Brownie]

SPAHLOOGE

New favorite player.

When does it become settled law that he's the best Cuban player in Chicago to all but the most meth-addled Ligues?

[Eli]

It'd probably be cheaper to just get a washable plastic shower liner, guys.

[SKO]

These kids, man. These fucking kids

[CT III]

It'd probably be cheaper to just get a washable plastic shower liner, guys.

I assume you meant to direct this dead body disposal advice to Huey?

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

So Soler becomes the 2nd Cub to homer 3 times in his 1st 3 games in like 3 weeks . He and Baez being the only 2 to do that since 1954. Future's so bright, gotta wear shades kiddies.

[Quality Start Machine]

The best part of the night was Len describing the BFIB's reaction to Soler's second HR, then saying, "better get used to it".

[Tonker]

Soler's OPS+ is 488.  Hee hee.

[flannj]

The best part of the night was Len describing the BFIB's reaction to Soler's second HR, then saying, "better get used to it".

[Quality Start Machine]

Watching him play yesterday, I kept thinking of Dave Winfield. He's got the same style of play that looks like he's functioning at half-speed, while he's actually motoring.

I was hoping someone on the Brewers would try taking third on him. I wanted to see him air one out.