Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest

[InternetApex]

I think that there might be a difference in training and nutrition between here and Cuba.

Yeah. Roids are legal down there.

Is there anywhere in the Caribbean where it isn't? Other than the US-held islands like St. Thomas and Puerto Rico?

Legal in what sense?  Doctors legally prescribe some steroids for all kinds of reasons.  Maybe he is taking them for that nasty skin condition.  Shingles can be a bitch.

Every non-US port in the Caribbean has a pharmacy pretty much the second thing off the pier (after the liquor store). The biggest print in the windows are for Viagra, Xanax and Anabolics. All over the counter stuff down there.

Good to know, since I'm heading to Jamaica in a few weeks. Guess I should stock up on cream, clear, and dick pills.

You'll need the female fertility stuff to for when you're cycling off to avoid the raisin balls.

Also, just because Soler was listed at 215 last year doesn't mean that was correct. I mean, you saw him. No fucking way.

[Quality Start Machine]

I think that there might be a difference in training and nutrition between here and Cuba.

Yeah. Roids are legal down there.

Is there anywhere in the Caribbean where it isn't? Other than the US-held islands like St. Thomas and Puerto Rico?

Legal in what sense?  Doctors legally prescribe some steroids for all kinds of reasons.  Maybe he is taking them for that nasty skin condition.  Shingles can be a bitch.

Every non-US port in the Caribbean has a pharmacy pretty much the second thing off the pier (after the liquor store). The biggest print in the windows are for Viagra, Xanax and Anabolics. All over the counter stuff down there.

Good to know, since I'm heading to Jamaica in a few weeks. Guess I should stock up on cream, clear, and dick pills.

Say Blood Cloth a lot. Like a really, really lot. They love that down there.

[InternetApex]

I think that there might be a difference in training and nutrition between here and Cuba.

Yeah. Roids are legal down there.

Is there anywhere in the Caribbean where it isn't? Other than the US-held islands like St. Thomas and Puerto Rico?

Legal in what sense?  Doctors legally prescribe some steroids for all kinds of reasons.  Maybe he is taking them for that nasty skin condition.  Shingles can be a bitch.

Every non-US port in the Caribbean has a pharmacy pretty much the second thing off the pier (after the liquor store). The biggest print in the windows are for Viagra, Xanax and Anabolics. All over the counter stuff down there.

Good to know, since I'm heading to Jamaica in a few weeks. Guess I should stock up on cream, clear, and dick pills.

Say Blood Cloth a lot. Like a really, really lot. They love that down there.

bloodclot*

[Powdered Toast Man]

Hi, guys. Just wanted to place my sploosh in here.

[Quality Start Machine]

I think that there might be a difference in training and nutrition between here and Cuba.

Yeah. Roids are legal down there.

Is there anywhere in the Caribbean where it isn't? Other than the US-held islands like St. Thomas and Puerto Rico?

Legal in what sense?  Doctors legally prescribe some steroids for all kinds of reasons.  Maybe he is taking them for that nasty skin condition.  Shingles can be a bitch.

Every non-US port in the Caribbean has a pharmacy pretty much the second thing off the pier (after the liquor store). The biggest print in the windows are for Viagra, Xanax and Anabolics. All over the counter stuff down there.

Good to know, since I'm heading to Jamaica in a few weeks. Guess I should stock up on cream, clear, and dick pills.

Say Blood Cloth a lot. Like a really, really lot. They love that down there.

bloodclot*

That's the phoenetic spelling. But yeah, they love when you say that shit.

[InternetApex]

I think that there might be a difference in training and nutrition between here and Cuba.

Yeah. Roids are legal down there.

Is there anywhere in the Caribbean where it isn't? Other than the US-held islands like St. Thomas and Puerto Rico?

Legal in what sense?  Doctors legally prescribe some steroids for all kinds of reasons.  Maybe he is taking them for that nasty skin condition.  Shingles can be a bitch.

Every non-US port in the Caribbean has a pharmacy pretty much the second thing off the pier (after the liquor store). The biggest print in the windows are for Viagra, Xanax and Anabolics. All over the counter stuff down there.

Good to know, since I'm heading to Jamaica in a few weeks. Guess I should stock up on cream, clear, and dick pills.

Say Blood Cloth a lot. Like a really, really lot. They love that down there.

bloodclot*

That's the phoenetic spelling. But yeah, they love when you say that shit.

It's like saying fuck. It doesn't have the same meaning of course, but the same effect. "What the bloodclot?" is "What the fuck?"

You bumbaclot - you asswipe

It's just common vulgarity and not for use in polite company.

[Quality Start Machine]

I think that there might be a difference in training and nutrition between here and Cuba.

Yeah. Roids are legal down there.

Is there anywhere in the Caribbean where it isn't? Other than the US-held islands like St. Thomas and Puerto Rico?

Legal in what sense?  Doctors legally prescribe some steroids for all kinds of reasons.  Maybe he is taking them for that nasty skin condition.  Shingles can be a bitch.

Every non-US port in the Caribbean has a pharmacy pretty much the second thing off the pier (after the liquor store). The biggest print in the windows are for Viagra, Xanax and Anabolics. All over the counter stuff down there.

Good to know, since I'm heading to Jamaica in a few weeks. Guess I should stock up on cream, clear, and dick pills.

Say Blood Cloth a lot. Like a really, really lot. They love that down there.

bloodclot*

That's the phoenetic spelling. But yeah, they love when you say that shit.

It's like saying fuck. It doesn't have the same meaning of course, but the same effect. "What the bloodclot?" is "What the fuck?"

You bumbaclot - you asswipe

It's just common vulgarity and not for use in polite company.

The literal translation is "used tampon" - hence the word "cloth". Depending on where you are when you say it, you'll actually get ticketed and have to pay a fine. I know in Barbados it's around $3 if you're busted saying "Rass hole".

[Eli]

Mother of God.

[flannj]

Mother of God.

[SKO]

We're not worthy

[Quality Start Machine]

Jorge Soler is Spanish for Andre Dawson.

[Powdered Toast Man]

We're not worthy

[SKO]

Jorge Soler is Spanish for Andre Dawson.

I get that Andrew Dawson is revered, but they're not that similar of players. I actually really like Maddon's comp of Vladimir Guerrero with actual plate discipline. Which is just so bonerific a thought I can barely handle it.

[InternetApex]

His gold rope game is fucking VICIOUS. It looks like they're going to have to try to get him out with high heat. His single in the 10th was stunning in that he took a pitcher's pitch and destroyed it with two strikes. Sosa and Soriano would have been road beef on that.

[SKO]

His gold rope game is fucking VICIOUS. It looks like they're going to have to try to get him out with high heat. His single in the 10th was stunning in that he took a pitcher's pitch and destroyed it with two strikes. Sosa and Soriano would have been road beef on that.

Yeah that was the best part about all of the damage he did last night. It was all with 2 strikes, and they just couldn't put him away. The pitch he hit the second homer on, to take that pitch as far down as it was and drive it to dead center over the wall, christ almighty. I want to wear his skin. Er. Shirsey.