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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #300 on: September 01, 2015, 10:08:15 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on September 01, 2015, 10:00:14 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 01, 2015, 08:58:48 AM
Come back healthy next year, you big beautiful man

I read Chuck's post as it was fact and done. Oi

You did that to yourself.
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #301 on: September 01, 2015, 01:16:58 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on September 01, 2015, 10:00:14 AM
Quote from: Yeti on September 01, 2015, 08:58:48 AM
Come back healthy next year, you big beautiful man

I read Chuck's post as it was fact and done. Oi

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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #302 on: September 19, 2015, 01:40:18 PM »
SOLER BOMB
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #303 on: September 19, 2015, 01:42:34 PM »
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #304 on: September 19, 2015, 01:58:03 PM »
Quote from: flannj on September 19, 2015, 01:42:34 PM


That thing was still going up as it hit ten rows back.  If the bleachers hadn't been in the way, it would have travelled about seven hundred feet on the fly.
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #305 on: September 19, 2015, 02:15:38 PM »
Nice 1st game back for Jorge. Impressively draws a 1st inning walk, and then wheels around to score on Bryant's double to put the pressure on the opposition right away,  and then the nut-punch homerun right on the heels of a frustrating offensive inning for St. Louis. It's as if he wanted to make sure we hadn't forgotten about him. Love it.
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #306 on: September 19, 2015, 02:33:27 PM »
He truly is a beautiful man.
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #307 on: September 21, 2015, 09:42:10 PM »
Mother fuckers act like they forgot about Jorge
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #308 on: September 21, 2015, 09:44:30 PM »
Quote from: SKO on September 21, 2015, 09:42:10 PM
Mother fuckers act like they forgot about Jorge

But nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish.
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #309 on: September 21, 2015, 10:59:09 PM »
Jorge-hey
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #310 on: September 21, 2015, 11:01:43 PM »
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #311 on: September 21, 2015, 11:02:54 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 21, 2015, 11:01:43 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on September 21, 2015, 10:59:09 PM
Jorge-hey

delete your account

Don't think I wouldn't make a fortune if I could be arsed to print/sell shirts.
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #312 on: September 21, 2015, 11:10:13 PM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on September 21, 2015, 11:02:54 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 21, 2015, 11:01:43 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on September 21, 2015, 10:59:09 PM
Jorge-hey

delete your account

Don't think I wouldn't make a fortune if I could be arsed to print/sell shirts.

Based on some of what I've seen outside Wrigley, your slogan isn't racist enough.
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #313 on: September 22, 2015, 02:04:05 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 21, 2015, 11:10:13 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on September 21, 2015, 11:02:54 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 21, 2015, 11:01:43 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on September 21, 2015, 10:59:09 PM
Jorge-hey

delete your account

Don't think I wouldn't make a fortune if I could be arsed to print/sell shirts.

Based on some of what I've seen outside Wrigley, your slogan isn't racist enough.

Which is worse - "Rizzo is my Nizzle" or "Kane Made Me Do It"? You can buy either.
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Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #314 on: September 22, 2015, 09:25:44 AM »
Second half slashline: .279/.352/.446/.778
Last 30 games: .300/.366/.440/.806
Since August 1st (23 games, 20 starts): .292/.381/.472/.853 with 4 homers.

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