Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest

[Quality Start Machine]

Second half slashline: .279/.352/.446/.778
Last 30 games: .300/.366/.440/.806
Since August 1st (23 games, 20 starts): .292/.381/.472/.853 with 4 homers.

Walk rate rising, K rate falling.

[Tonker]

Second half slashline: .279/.352/.446/.778
Last 30 games: .300/.366/.440/.806
Since August 1st (23 games, 20 starts): .292/.381/.472/.853 with 4 homers.

That last line doesn't seem like it would be out of reach for him on a longer-term basis.  I'd be very happy with that.

[ChuckD]

Second half slashline: .279/.352/.446/.778
Last 30 games: .300/.366/.440/.806
Since August 1st (23 games, 20 starts): .292/.381/.472/.853 with 4 homers.

That last line doesn't seem like it would be out of reach for him on a longer-term basis.  I'd be very happy with that.

I would hope anyone would be happy with that sort of line.

[Quality Start Machine]

Second half slashline: .279/.352/.446/.778
Last 30 games: .300/.366/.440/.806
Since August 1st (23 games, 20 starts): .292/.381/.472/.853 with 4 homers.

That last line doesn't seem like it would be out of reach for him on a longer-term basis.  I'd be very happy with that.

I would hope anyone would be happy with that sort of line.

My pants just got very snug in the front.

[Slaky]

Second half slashline: .279/.352/.446/.778
Last 30 games: .300/.366/.440/.806
Since August 1st (23 games, 20 starts): .292/.381/.472/.853 with 4 homers.

That last line doesn't seem like it would be out of reach for him on a longer-term basis.  I'd be very happy with that.

I would hope anyone would be happy with that sort of line.

My pants just got very snug in the front.

I told you to stop eating ribs for breakfast

[Quality Start Machine]

Second half slashline: .279/.352/.446/.778
Last 30 games: .300/.366/.440/.806
Since August 1st (23 games, 20 starts): .292/.381/.472/.853 with 4 homers.

That last line doesn't seem like it would be out of reach for him on a longer-term basis.  I'd be very happy with that.

I would hope anyone would be happy with that sort of line.

My pants just got very snug in the front.

I told you to stop eating ribs for breakfast

Not everyone can keep leftovers in their facial hair.

[Tonker]

Second half slashline: .279/.352/.446/.778
Last 30 games: .300/.366/.440/.806
Since August 1st (23 games, 20 starts): .292/.381/.472/.853 with 4 homers.

That last line doesn't seem like it would be out of reach for him on a longer-term basis.  I'd be very happy with that.

I would hope anyone would be happy with that sort of line.

I deliberately didn't use the word "career", but I'd think we could expect that from Soler for, say, 2017 through 2025.

[Quality Start Machine]

Second half slashline: .279/.352/.446/.778
Last 30 games: .300/.366/.440/.806
Since August 1st (23 games, 20 starts): .292/.381/.472/.853 with 4 homers.

That last line doesn't seem like it would be out of reach for him on a longer-term basis.  I'd be very happy with that.

I would hope anyone would be happy with that sort of line.

I deliberately didn't use the word "career", but I'd think we could expect that from Soler for, say, 2017 through 2025.

As one who enjoyed watching the original Billy Williams, I would positive seeing another one here.

[Bort]

Second half slashline: .279/.352/.446/.778
Last 30 games: .300/.366/.440/.806
Since August 1st (23 games, 20 starts): .292/.381/.472/.853 with 4 homers.

That last line doesn't seem like it would be out of reach for him on a longer-term basis.  I'd be very happy with that.

I would hope anyone would be happy with that sort of line.

I deliberately didn't use the word "career", but I'd think we could expect that from Soler for, say, 2017 through 2025.

As one who enjoyed watching the original Billy Williams, I would positive seeing another one here.

Careful out there on that limb, Mr. Controversial Statement.

[Quality Start Machine]

Second half slashline: .279/.352/.446/.778
Last 30 games: .300/.366/.440/.806
Since August 1st (23 games, 20 starts): .292/.381/.472/.853 with 4 homers.

That last line doesn't seem like it would be out of reach for him on a longer-term basis.  I'd be very happy with that.

I would hope anyone would be happy with that sort of line.

I deliberately didn't use the word "career", but I'd think we could expect that from Soler for, say, 2017 through 2025.

As one who enjoyed watching the original Billy Williams, I would positive seeing another one here.

Careful out there on that limb, Mr. Controversial Statement.

Look, some takes are easy. Let me know when we get someone with comps that line up to Tim Hosley and we'll talk.

[CT III]

I was lucky enough to attend tonight's game, and even luckier that our group ended up with some passes to go onto the field during batting practice. We saw the Cubs final couple of groups and I now completely understand how a scout can fall in love with a player.  The hitters were mostly just timing up pitches and taking what appeared nice, easy swings.  The difference between Soler and everyone else was that he was taking these effortless cuts and just smashing line drives that were landing 10-15 rows up in the left field bleachers.  I'm still a little hard just thinking about it.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I was lucky enough to attend tonight's game, and even luckier that our group ended up with some passes to go onto the field during batting practice. We saw the Cubs final couple of groups and I now completely understand how a scout can fall in love with a player.  The hitters were mostly just timing up pitches and taking what appeared nice, easy swings.  The difference between Soler and everyone else was that he was taking these effortless cuts and just smashing line drives that were landing 10-15 rows up in the left field bleachers.  I'm still a little hard just thinking about it.

Where'd ya sit?  That fading Internet Star Kermit came by my seats for a few innings.  If only Fork were there, too, we could've re-created the founding of Hockeenight.

[Slaky]

I was lucky enough to attend tonight's game, and even luckier that our group ended up with some passes to go onto the field during batting practice. We saw the Cubs final couple of groups and I now completely understand how a scout can fall in love with a player.  The hitters were mostly just timing up pitches and taking what appeared nice, easy swings.  The difference between Soler and everyone else was that he was taking these effortless cuts and just smashing line drives that were landing 10-15 rows up in the left field bleachers.  I'm still a little hard just thinking about it.

Where'd ya sit?  That fading Internet Star Kermit came by my seats for a few innings.  If only Fork were there, too, we could've re-created the founding of Hockeenight.

Would have been hard to find a couple of monkeys jacking off to make it a truly authentic re-enactment.

[Yeti]

I was lucky enough to attend tonight's game, and even luckier that our group ended up with some passes to go onto the field during batting practice. We saw the Cubs final couple of groups and I now completely understand how a scout can fall in love with a player.  The hitters were mostly just timing up pitches and taking what appeared nice, easy swings.  The difference between Soler and everyone else was that he was taking these effortless cuts and just smashing line drives that were landing 10-15 rows up in the left field bleachers.  I'm still a little hard just thinking about it.

Where'd ya sit?  That fading Internet Star Kermit came by my seats for a few innings.  If only Fork were there, too, we could've re-created the founding of Hockeenight.

Would have been hard to find a couple of monkeys jacking off to make it a truly authentic re-enactment.

+1

[CT III]

I was lucky enough to attend tonight's game, and even luckier that our group ended up with some passes to go onto the field during batting practice. We saw the Cubs final couple of groups and I now completely understand how a scout can fall in love with a player.  The hitters were mostly just timing up pitches and taking what appeared nice, easy swings.  The difference between Soler and everyone else was that he was taking these effortless cuts and just smashing line drives that were landing 10-15 rows up in the left field bleachers.  I'm still a little hard just thinking about it.

Where'd ya sit?  That fading Internet Star Kermit came by my seats for a few innings.  If only Fork were there, too, we could've re-created the founding of Hockeenight.

Section 127, on the first base line towards the home plate end of the visitors dugout. 

Not sure you can really re-create the founding of Hockeenight without having Bobby Howry there to pee all over himself on the mound though.