Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest

[SKO]

I'm a little worried.

About Soler or the possibility of Kurtshopped image?

I'm not going to lie, I'm a fucking mess over both.

If it helps there's a guy on twitter who is very adamant with everyone that Jorge Soler is still an above average player so long as you discount this year's stats, include the playoffs, ignore that defense and baserunning are things that matter, and that it's reasonable to expect a corner OF to hit better than a modestly good offensive second baseman.

[CT III]

I'm a little worried.

About Soler or the possibility of Kurtshopped image?

I'm not going to lie, I'm a fucking mess over both.

If it helps there's a guy on twitter who is very adamant with everyone that Jorge Soler is still an above average player so long as you discount this year's stats, include the playoffs, ignore that defense and baserunning are things that matter, and that it's reasonable to expect a corner OF to hit better than a modestly good offensive second baseman.

Well that's good because in my experience there's always a guy on twitter who thinks whatever.

[SKO]

I'm a little worried.

About Soler or the possibility of Kurtshopped image?

I'm not going to lie, I'm a fucking mess over both.

If it helps there's a guy on twitter who is very adamant with everyone that Jorge Soler is still an above average player so long as you discount this year's stats, include the playoffs, ignore that defense and baserunning are things that matter, and that it's reasonable to expect a corner OF to hit better than a modestly good offensive second baseman.

Well that's good because in my experience there's always a guy on twitter who thinks whatever.

yeah but usually that guy is me

[Canadouche]

I'm a little worried.

About Soler or the possibility of Kurtshopped image?

I'm not going to lie, I'm a fucking mess over both.

I'll do my best to calm the situation now: I no longer have an active photoshop subscription with Adobe, and I don't like the alternative that I bought for my iMac. Barring an unforeseen circumstance, my photoshop days are probably over. But we'll always have Scarlos.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I'm a little worried.

About Soler or the possibility of Kurtshopped image?

I'm not going to lie, I'm a fucking mess over both.

If it helps there's a guy on twitter who is very adamant with everyone that Jorge Soler is still an above average player so long as you discount this year's stats, include the playoffs, ignore that defense and baserunning are things that matter, and that it's reasonable to expect a corner OF to hit better than a modestly good offensive second baseman.

I'm starting to think my Twitter feed would be a lot less annoying if I stopped following grown-assed men who call themselves "Tommy".

Seriously, there're like 4 of the people.

[Saul Goodman]

I'm a little worried.

About Soler or the possibility of Kurtshopped image?

I'm not going to lie, I'm a fucking mess over both.

If it helps there's a guy on twitter who is very adamant with everyone that Jorge Soler is still an above average player so long as you discount this year's stats, include the playoffs, ignore that defense and baserunning are things that matter, and that it's reasonable to expect a corner OF to hit better than a modestly good offensive second baseman.

I'm starting to think my Twitter feed would be a lot less annoying if I stopped following grown-assed man who call themselves "Tommy".

Seriously, there're like 4 of the people.

Intrepid Readers Tommy Hunter and Tommy La Stella:

Not cool, man.

[PenFoe]

I'm a little worried.

About Soler or the possibility of Kurtshopped image?

I'm not going to lie, I'm a fucking mess over both.

If it helps there's a guy on twitter who is very adamant with everyone that Jorge Soler is still an above average player so long as you discount this year's stats, include the playoffs, ignore that defense and baserunning are things that matter, and that it's reasonable to expect a corner OF to hit better than a modestly good offensive second baseman.

I'm starting to think my Twitter feed would be a lot less annoying if I stopped following grown-assed men who call themselves "Tommy".

Seriously, there're like 4 of the people.

You got a problem?

[Bort]

I'm a little worried.

About Soler or the possibility of Kurtshopped image?

I'm not going to lie, I'm a fucking mess over both.

If it helps there's a guy on twitter who is very adamant with everyone that Jorge Soler is still an above average player so long as you discount this year's stats, include the playoffs, ignore that defense and baserunning are things that matter, and that it's reasonable to expect a corner OF to hit better than a modestly good offensive second baseman.

I'm starting to think my Twitter feed would be a lot less annoying if I stopped following grown-assed men who call themselves "Tommy".

Seriously, there're like 4 of the people.

You got a problem?

What are we talking about? I didn't hear anything.

[SKO]

/thread

[Saul Goodman]

/thread

Did we just throw him in the To Angels For Trout box?

[Brownie]

I'm a little worried.

About Soler or the possibility of Kurtshopped image?

I'm not going to lie, I'm a fucking mess over both.

If it helps there's a guy on twitter who is very adamant with everyone that Jorge Soler is still an above average player so long as you discount this year's stats, include the playoffs, ignore that defense and baserunning are things that matter, and that it's reasonable to expect a corner OF to hit better than a modestly good offensive second baseman.

I'm starting to think my Twitter feed would be a lot less annoying if I stopped following grown-assed men who call themselves "Tommy".

Seriously, there're like 4 of the people.

You got a problem?

What are we talking about? I didn't hear anything.

Come follow us, Huey.



(Pasta-Loving Tommy and Pitching Disease Tommy)

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

We need more of this from Soler, especially if Heyward's out for any length of time. That running catch at the wall was huge.

[Tonker]

Much, much better from Jorge last night.  What I particularly liked yesterday was not so much the home run, but the two walks that preceded it, because it shows he's not panicking.  I know Joe talks a lot about process over results: hopefully this is the start of Jorge getting his results.

[SKO]

Much, much better from Jorge last night.  What I particularly liked yesterday was not so much the home run, but the two walks that preceded it, because it shows he's not panicking.  I know Joe talks a lot about process over results: hopefully this is the start of Jorge getting his results.

At the very least it seems the Cardinals always bring out the best in Jorge. If he has to pick just one team to consistently dominate, I'd say he's made the right choice. Feels like he deposits one onto the grass beyond the CF wall every time they go down there.

[InternetApex]

I'd like to see him get hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a flaming, fuel-fed forest fire from here until about November. I'll just walk around the internet with both middle fingers held up. Maybe get a Soler tattoo or something drastic before he blows up the sun.