Butthurt

[PenFoe]

QPD! Santa Clara cops threaten to stop doing their jobs due to uppity athlete-induced butthurt.

I swaw this in the British press this morning.  Fuck Santa Clara cops.

Mind you, if Santa Clara cops stop doing their jobs, at least black people will be able to go about their daily business without fear of being gunned down in the street.

There are black people in Santa Clara?

Yes, Colin Kaepernick.

Try to keep up.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

QPD! Santa Clara cops threaten to stop doing their jobs due to uppity athlete-induced butthurt.

I swaw this in the British press this morning.  Fuck Santa Clara cops.

Mind you, if Santa Clara cops stop doing their jobs, at least black people will be able to go about their daily business without fear of being gunned down in the street.

There are black people in Santa Clara?

Yes, Colin Kaepernick.

Try to keep up.

Per Wiki, Santa Clara is a whopping 0.5% black.  For comparison's sake, Naperville, IL's black population comprises 2.7% of their total population. 

So you can basically count the black population of Santa Clara by hand.

[PenFoe]

QPD! Santa Clara cops threaten to stop doing their jobs due to uppity athlete-induced butthurt.

I swaw this in the British press this morning.  Fuck Santa Clara cops.

Mind you, if Santa Clara cops stop doing their jobs, at least black people will be able to go about their daily business without fear of being gunned down in the street.

There are black people in Santa Clara?

Yes, Colin Kaepernick.

Try to keep up.

Per Wiki, Santa Clara is a whopping 0.5% black.  For comparison's sake, Naperville, IL's black population comprises 2.7% of their total population. 

So you can basically count the black population of Santa Clara by hand.

With a population of 120,245 (2013 Census) that means you can count up to 601 on your hand, Alfonseca.

[Bort]

QPD! Santa Clara cops threaten to stop doing their jobs due to uppity athlete-induced butthurt.

I swaw this in the British press this morning.  Fuck Santa Clara cops.

Mind you, if Santa Clara cops stop doing their jobs, at least black people will be able to go about their daily business without fear of being gunned down in the street.

There are black people in Santa Clara?

Yes, Colin Kaepernick.

Try to keep up.

Per Wiki, Santa Clara is a whopping 0.5% black.  For comparison's sake, Naperville, IL's black population comprises 2.7% of their total population. 

So you can basically count the black population of Santa Clara by hand.

With a population of 120,245 (2013 Census) that means you can count up to 601 on your hand, Alfonseca.

I laughed.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

QPD! Santa Clara cops threaten to stop doing their jobs due to uppity athlete-induced butthurt.

I swaw this in the British press this morning.  Fuck Santa Clara cops.

Mind you, if Santa Clara cops stop doing their jobs, at least black people will be able to go about their daily business without fear of being gunned down in the street.

There are black people in Santa Clara?

Yes, Colin Kaepernick.

Try to keep up.

Per Wiki, Santa Clara is a whopping 0.5% black.  For comparison's sake, Naperville, IL's black population comprises 2.7% of their total population. 

So you can basically count the black population of Santa Clara by hand.

With a population of 120,245 (2013 Census) that means you can count up to 601 on your hand, Alfonseca.

I didn't say "count on one hand" I said "count by hand", like personally tally all of the black folks without one of your fancy abaci or something.

[Brownie]

QPD! Santa Clara cops threaten to stop doing their jobs due to uppity athlete-induced butthurt.

I swaw this in the British press this morning.  Fuck Santa Clara cops.

Mind you, if Santa Clara cops stop doing their jobs, at least black people will be able to go about their daily business without fear of being gunned down in the street.

There are black people in Santa Clara?

Yes, Colin Kaepernick.

Try to keep up.

Per Wiki, Santa Clara is a whopping 0.5% black.  For comparison's sake, Naperville, IL's black population comprises 2.7% of their total population. 

So you can basically count the black population of Santa Clara by hand.

With a population of 120,245 (2013 Census) that means you can count up to 601 on your hand, Alfonseca.

I didn't say "count on one hand" I said "count by hand", like personally tally all of the black folks without one of your fancy abaci or something.

Figure that there are 80 people on the A's and Giants 40-man rosters, another 12 on their coaching staffs, their 2 GMs, 106 people on the Raiders and 49ers ' Rosters, plus another 25 or so coaches combined, 30 players and coaches on the Sharks roster, and about 20 players and coaches for the Warriors. Then figure about 170 people and Cal and Stanford receiving some type of football scholarship, and 26 scholarships playing men's basketball for those two schools, plus a total of 40 coaches of football and men's basketball. Finally, the field at the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am every February is 156 pros. There are more pro or top-level college athletes hanging around the area than black people in Santa Clara.

[Saul Goodman]

TPD.  Time to start up the Jason Hammel Butthurt Watch again?

Potential Early Pull Alert!

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

I was just about to say the same thing as Bad Hammel's returned.

[Saul Goodman]

I was just about to say the same thing as Bad Hammel's returned.

What's that smell?

[Saul Goodman]

Anyway, I vote for making him wear this one. No need to burn the bullpen against Milwaukee.

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

Yeah, I bet Joe's thinking to himself "You want to get all butthurt when I see you pitching batting practice and give you the early hook? Next time you can play in your mess for a while!"

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

One other thing I noticed with the error that someone pointed out this weekend, WTF is Joe AGAIN playing slapdick Tommy at 3rd instead of Javy with Tommy at 2nd?

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

Just one more run and Hammel can run his 10-run game totals to 3 this yr. What are the odds he cries when he doesn't make the playoff rotation?

[Saul Goodman]

One other thing I noticed with the error that someone pointed out this weekend, WTF is Joe AGAIN playing slapdick Tommy at 3rd instead of Javy with Tommy at 2nd?

Javy's good, but asking him to play shortstop and third at the same time is a little much.

[Quality Start Machine]

One other thing I noticed with the error that someone pointed out this weekend, WTF is Joe AGAIN playing slapdick Tommy at 3rd instead of Javy with Tommy at 2nd?

When your lead is larger than your magic number in early September you can fuck with the lineup a bit.