2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks

[Richard Chuggar]

This years early sleeper pick for the MVP:

Yang Yang

[Bort]

This years early sleeper pick for the MVP:

Yang Yang

?

[CBStew]

This years early sleeper pick for the MVP:

Yang Yang

?

He plays for the Giants

[CBStew]

APRIL FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Yankees have asked first baseman Derrek Lee if he would come out of retirement and join the team as Mark Teixeira's replacement.

[PenFoe]

APRIL FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Yankees have asked first baseman Derrek Lee if he would come out of retirement and join the team as Mark Teixeira's replacement.

I didn't know Derek Lee had retired.

[thehawk]

Javier Baez may not make the Chicago Cubstinks this year, but boy is he hitting them today in Arizona

[CBStew]

Javier Baez may not make the Chicago Cubstinks this year, but boy is he hitting them today in Arizona

My son in Japan only gets to see games that have a Japanese interest involved, so he watched the Cubs' split squad play a Japanese team.  On Skype yesterday he said that he had only two words for me,  "Javier Baez'.

[thehawk]

Javier Baez may not make the Chicago Cubstinks this year, but boy is he hitting them today in Arizona

My son in Japan only gets to see games that have a Japanese interest involved, so he watched the Cubs' split squad play a Japanese team.  On Skype yesterday he said that he had only two words for me,  "Javier Baez'.

Probably because he hit a ball yesterday that may had ended up in your son's front yard.  That was his third home run in I believe 4ABs (and the first 3 HRs were on 3 consecutive pitches).

[Internet Apex]

Javier Baez may not make the Chicago Cubstinks this year, but boy is he hitting them today in Arizona

My son in Japan only gets to see games that have a Japanese interest involved, so he watched the Cubs' split squad play a Japanese team.  On Skype yesterday he said that he had only two words for me,  "Javier Baez'.

Probably because he hit a ball yesterday that may had ended up in your son's front yard.  That was his third home run in I believe 4ABs (and the first 3 HRs were on 3 consecutive pitches).

There's a YouTube video of him using a live rattlesnake as a condom.

[Slaky]

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2013/3/17/4114166/javier-baez-cubs-prospect-major-leagues

YES AL YES HE CAN! *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*

[Chuck to Chuck]

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2013/3/17/4114166/javier-baez-cubs-prospect-major-leagues

YES AL YES HE CAN! *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*

Can you just tell us so we don't have to click?

[CT III]

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2013/3/17/4114166/javier-baez-cubs-prospect-major-leagues

YES AL YES HE CAN! *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*

Can you just tell us so we don't have to click?

It's something like this...

CAN JAVIER BAEZ HIT IN THE MAJORS RIGHT NOW?!?

Then it's your classic Al stuff, Gary Scott mention, Michah Hoffpauir, Scott McClain.

Then a story about Rogers Hornsby, Billy Williams and Ron Santo.  Then some more Ron Santo.

Something something Corey Patterson.

In conclusion, the answer is "probably" but Al doesn't recommend it.  Or advocate it.  So don't yell at him, man.

[Yeti]

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2013/3/17/4114166/javier-baez-cubs-prospect-major-leagues

YES AL YES HE CAN! *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*

Can you just tell us so we don't have to click?

It's something like this...

CAN JAVIER BAEZ HIT IN THE MAJORS RIGHT NOW?!?

Then it's your classic Al stuff, Gary Scott mention, Michah Hoffpauir, Scott McClain.

Then a story about Rogers Hornsby, Billy Williams and Ron Santo.  Then some more Ron Santo.

Something something Corey Patterson.

In conclusion, the answer is "probably" but Al doesn't recommend it.  Or advocate it.  So don't yell at him, man.

I got distracted right away by the fact that there's some kid named Khristopher Davis with the Brewers.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2013/3/17/4114166/javier-baez-cubs-prospect-major-leagues

YES AL YES HE CAN! *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*

Can you just tell us so we don't have to click?

It's something like this...

CAN JAVIER BAEZ HIT IN THE MAJORS RIGHT NOW?!?

Then it's your classic Al stuff, Gary Scott mention, Michah Hoffpauir, Scott McClain.

Then a story about Rogers Hornsby, Billy Williams and Ron Santo.  Then some more Ron Santo.

Something something Corey Patterson.

In conclusion, the answer is "probably" but Al doesn't recommend it.  Or advocate it.  So don't yell at him, man.

I got distracted right away by the fact that there's some kid named Khristopher Davis with the Brewers.

I got distracted by the bear trapped inside the cum drop:


Fix'd.

[Gilgamesh]

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2013/3/17/4114166/javier-baez-cubs-prospect-major-leagues

YES AL YES HE CAN! *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK* *CLICK*

Can you just tell us so we don't have to click?

It's something like this...

CAN JAVIER BAEZ HIT IN THE MAJORS RIGHT NOW?!?

Then it's your classic Al stuff, Gary Scott mention, Michah Hoffpauir, Scott McClain.

Then a story about Rogers Hornsby, Billy Williams and Ron Santo.  Then some more Ron Santo.

Something something Corey Patterson.

In conclusion, the answer is "probably" but Al doesn't recommend it.  Or advocate it.  So don't yell at him, man.

I got distracted right away by the fact that there's some kid named Khristopher Davis with the Brewers.

I got distracted by the bear trapped inside the seamen drop:

You know, part of me wants to believe that you intentionally misspelled "semen," but with you, I just don't know anymore.