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Saul Goodman

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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #165 on: May 29, 2013, 04:05:52 PM »
Dioner Navarro sure hates him some White Sox.
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #166 on: May 29, 2013, 04:06:51 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 29, 2013, 04:05:52 PM
Dioner Navarro sure hates him some White Sox.

When did Melky Cabrera get traded to the Cubs?
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #167 on: May 31, 2013, 04:09:47 PM »
These guys aint so fuckin' bad.
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #168 on: May 31, 2013, 04:43:19 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 31, 2013, 04:09:47 PM
These guys aint so fuckin' bad.

Aside from the guy they gave a fuckload of money for 4 years to, the starting pitching isn't terrible.
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #169 on: May 31, 2013, 04:50:31 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 31, 2013, 04:09:47 PM
These guys aint so fuckin' bad.

They're shitty.
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #170 on: May 31, 2013, 06:55:03 PM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on May 31, 2013, 04:50:31 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 31, 2013, 04:09:47 PM
These guys aint so fuckin' bad.

They're shitty.

They swing between shitty and great.  But you know what?  Like the 2007 Cubs, they're getting it together and above all, they're fun to watch.  I kind of like these Cubs.  And I really like James Russell and his 2ER in 20.2 IP.

By the way, at this stage, the 2007 Cubs were 22-31.  Your 2013 Cubs are 23-30.
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #171 on: May 31, 2013, 09:15:15 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 31, 2013, 06:55:03 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on May 31, 2013, 04:50:31 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 31, 2013, 04:09:47 PM
These guys aint so fuckin' bad.

They're shitty.

They swing between shitty and great.  But you know what?  Like the 2007 Cubs, they're getting it together and above all, they're fun to watch.  I kind of like these Cubs.  And I really like James Russell and his 2ER in 20.2 IP.

By the way, at this stage, the 2007 Cubs were 22-31.  Your 2013 Cubs are 23-30.

Damnit, you're going to make me care.

I blame Nate Schierholtz.
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #172 on: June 01, 2013, 08:39:17 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 31, 2013, 09:15:15 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 31, 2013, 06:55:03 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on May 31, 2013, 04:50:31 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 31, 2013, 04:09:47 PM
These guys aint so fuckin' bad.

They're shitty.

They swing between shitty and great.  But you know what?  Like the 2007 Cubs, they're getting it together and above all, they're fun to watch.  I kind of like these Cubs.  And I really like James Russell and his 2ER in 20.2 IP.

By the way, at this stage, the 2007 Cubs were 22-31.  Your 2013 Cubs are 23-30.

Damnit, you're going to make me care.

I blame Nate SchierholtzJimmy Butthole.

No?'d
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #173 on: June 02, 2013, 12:47:00 AM »
Three walks and then a Granny?  Nice one, Marmol.  If you had any pride, you'd tear up your contract and walk away.

Also, what is a Putnam?
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #174 on: June 02, 2013, 01:20:51 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 02, 2013, 12:47:00 AM
Three walks and then a Granny?  Nice one, Marmol.  If you had any pride, you'd tear up your contract and walk away.

Also, what is a Putnam?
He also walked the batter after the granny. If acting manager Jay Mequirk had a sense of humor, he would have left Marmol in to see if he could double down.
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #175 on: June 02, 2013, 03:53:01 PM »
Quote from: Shooter on June 02, 2013, 01:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 02, 2013, 12:47:00 AM
Three walks and then a Granny?  Nice one, Marmol.  If you had any pride, you'd tear up your contract and walk away.

Also, what is a Putnam?
He also walked the batter after the granny. If acting manager Jay Mequirk had a sense of humor, he would have left Marmol in to see if he could double down.

Final score: 49-4
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #176 on: June 03, 2013, 01:46:11 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 02, 2013, 03:53:01 PM
Quote from: Shooter on June 02, 2013, 01:20:51 PM
Quote from: Tonker on June 02, 2013, 12:47:00 AM
Three walks and then a Granny?  Nice one, Marmol.  If you had any pride, you'd tear up your contract and walk away.

Also, what is a Putnam?
He also walked the batter after the granny. If acting manager Jay Mequirk had a sense of humor, he would have left Marmol in to see if he could double down.

Final score: 49-4

Another three walks in an inning yesterday.  He really needs to go away and think about what he's done.  Seriously - this is all in his head, now.
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #177 on: June 04, 2013, 11:29:55 PM »
I'm getting a robust semi-chub for this Feldman kid.  His WHIP and BAA are much more in line with his solid rookie season two years ago than his numbers last season.

And he has the build of an imposing starting pitcher.  Cause you know.  That matters.  Or something.
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #178 on: June 04, 2013, 11:48:43 PM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on June 04, 2013, 11:29:55 PM
I'm getting a robust semi-chub for this Feldman kid.  His WHIP and BAA are much more in line with his solid rookie season two years ago than his numbers last season.

And he has the build of an imposing starting pitcher.  Cause you know.  That matters.  Or something.

Kid?

He's 30.
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #179 on: June 04, 2013, 11:50:20 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 04, 2013, 11:48:43 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on June 04, 2013, 11:29:55 PM
I'm getting a robust semi-chub for this Feldman kid.  His WHIP and BAA are much more in line with his solid rookie season two years ago than his numbers last season.

And he has the build of an imposing starting pitcher.  Cause you know.  That matters.  Or something.

Kid?

He's 30.

And was not a rookie two years ago.
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