2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks

[Quality Start Machine]

Fuck, last night Lillibridge was just a few feet from becoming a fucking folk hero.

When he took a pitch right down the middle to strike out looking with the bases loaded, you mean?  I'm starting to reconsider my previous opinion on this bloke.

I was referring to his DESERVED HOME RUN that went foul, but that too.

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

[Yeti]

DPD.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

FACE

[Slaky]

This team is already unwatchable garbage and yet I wish I was at Wrigley today. Of course that might be because I'm at work and would like to be anywhere else.

[Brownie]

This team is already unwatchable garbage and yet I wish I was at Wrigley today. Of course that might be because I'm at work and would like to be anywhere else.

I had to turn down a ticket this morning, and 67% of why I turned it down is done with.

[Internet Apex]

E-Jac with 49 pitches through two innings. A bit premature.

[PenFoe]

E-Jac with 49 pitches through two innings. A bit premature.

Only 100 pitches less than his no-hitter.

He's fine!

[Saul Goodman]

"Wrigley winds alter Cubs' fortunes"

Ok.

[CBStew]

"Wrigley winds alter Cubs' fortunes"

Ok.

In my high school journalism class my teacher, Ben Franklin, taught us that when writing a sports article describing a home team loss one should never make up excuses.
"We would'a won but every time we batted the wind blew in and every time they batted the wind blew out"

[PenFoe]

"Wrigley winds alter Cubs' fortunes"

Ok.

In my high school journalism class my teacher, Ben Franklin, taught us that when writing a sports article describing a home team loss one should never make up excuses.
"We would'a won but every time we batted the wind blew in and every time they batted the wind blew out"

Jesus, how old are you?

[Oleg]

"Wrigley winds alter Cubs' fortunes"

Ok.

In my high school journalism class my teacher, Ben Franklin, taught us that when writing a sports article describing a home team loss one should never make up excuses.
"We would'a won but every time we batted the wind blew in and every time they batted the wind blew out"

Jesus, how old are you?

Nice work, Pen.  You went for the joke that was too obvious even for Fork and Morph.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

"Wrigley winds alter Cubs' fortunes"

Ok.

In my high school journalism class my teacher, Ben Franklin, taught us that when writing a sports article describing a home team loss one should never make up excuses.
"We would'a won but every time we batted the wind blew in and every time they batted the wind blew out"

Jesus, how old are you?

Nice work, Pen.  You went for the joke that was too obvious even for Fork and Morph.

I just assumed Stew was the one who as joking.

[Chuck to Chuck]

"Wrigley winds alter Cubs' fortunes"

Ok.

In my high school journalism class my teacher, Ben Franklin, taught us that when writing a sports article describing a home team loss one should never make up excuses.
"We would'a won but every time we batted the wind blew in and every time they batted the wind blew out"

Jesus, how old are you?

Nice work, Pen.  You went for the joke that was too obvious even for Fork and Morph.

Fuck, I missed it!

[Quality Start Machine]

"Wrigley winds alter Cubs' fortunes"

Ok.

In my high school journalism class my teacher, Ben Franklin, taught us that when writing a sports article describing a home team loss one should never make up excuses.
"We would'a won but every time we batted the wind blew in and every time they batted the wind blew out"

Jesus, how old are you?

Nice work, Pen.  You went for the joke that was too obvious even for Fork and Morph.

Geez Oleg, can't you be the bigger man for once?

[morpheus]

"Wrigley winds alter Cubs' fortunes"

Ok.

In my high school journalism class my teacher, Ben Franklin, taught us that when writing a sports article describing a home team loss one should never make up excuses.
"We would'a won but every time we batted the wind blew in and every time they batted the wind blew out"

Jesus, how old are you?

Nice work, Pen.  You went for the joke that was too obvious even for Fork and Morph.

Geez Oleg, can't you be the bigger man for once?

Show a tiny bit of restraint?