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Saul Goodman

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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #255 on: August 07, 2013, 09:23:20 PM »
WHERE WAS DONNIE MURPHY WHEN THIS TEAM NEEDED HIM, BACK BEFORE LAZY STARLIN AND HIS BUDS GAVE UP ON THE SEASON? YOU SUCK, EPSTINK!
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #256 on: August 08, 2013, 01:01:11 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 07, 2013, 09:23:20 PM
WHERE WAS DONNIE MURPHY WHEN THIS TEAM NEEDED HIM, BACK BEFORE LAZY STARLIN AND HIS BUDS GAVE UP ON THE SEASON? YOU SUCK, EPSTINK!

Donnie is obviously out of his element.
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #257 on: August 08, 2013, 09:35:53 AM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on August 08, 2013, 01:01:11 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 07, 2013, 09:23:20 PM
WHERE WAS DONNIE MURPHY WHEN THIS TEAM NEEDED HIM, BACK BEFORE LAZY STARLIN AND HIS BUDS GAVE UP ON THE SEASON? YOU SUCK, EPSTINK!

Donnie is obviously out of his element.

In two days Donnie has hit one seventh of the homeruns of his career
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #258 on: August 08, 2013, 12:35:27 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on August 08, 2013, 09:35:53 AM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on August 08, 2013, 01:01:11 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 07, 2013, 09:23:20 PM
WHERE WAS DONNIE MURPHY WHEN THIS TEAM NEEDED HIM, BACK BEFORE LAZY STARLIN AND HIS BUDS GAVE UP ON THE SEASON? YOU SUCK, EPSTINK!

Donnie is obviously out of his element.

In two days Donnie has hit one seventh of the homeruns of his career

Perhaps
Excellence
Develops
Slowly?
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #259 on: September 08, 2013, 01:10:36 AM »
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #260 on: September 08, 2013, 11:36:27 AM »
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #262 on: September 09, 2013, 09:05:57 PM »
Two significant events tonight.  !.  Cubs tied their win total for 1961 (ho hum) 2.  They beat Bronson Arroyo (!)
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #263 on: September 09, 2013, 09:45:03 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on September 09, 2013, 09:05:57 PM
Two significant events tonight.  !.  Cubs tied their win total for 1961 (ho hum) 2.  They beat Bronson Arroyo (!)

#> Daytona Cubs win the Florida State League championship on 5 innings of 1-hit pitching from C.J. Edwards plus 4 innings of no-hit pitching from something called Ryan Searle.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #264 on: September 10, 2013, 09:04:24 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 09, 2013, 09:45:03 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 09, 2013, 09:05:57 PM
Two significant events tonight.  !.  Cubs tied their win total for 1961 (ho hum) 2.  They beat Bronson Arroyo (!)

#> Daytona Cubs win the Florida State League championship on 5 innings of 1-hit pitching from C.J. Edwards plus 4 innings of no-hit pitching from something called Ryan Searle.

Ryan Searle is Australian. I don't think the Cubs have ever had one of those.
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #265 on: September 10, 2013, 09:26:42 AM »
Quote from: Fork on September 10, 2013, 09:04:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 09, 2013, 09:45:03 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 09, 2013, 09:05:57 PM
Two significant events tonight.  !.  Cubs tied their win total for 1961 (ho hum) 2.  They beat Bronson Arroyo (!)

#> Daytona Cubs win the Florida State League championship on 5 innings of 1-hit pitching from C.J. Edwards plus 4 innings of no-hit pitching from something called Ryan Searle.

Ryan Searle is Australian. I don't think the Cubs have ever had one of those.

I'd be interested to know if a team coming off 100 losses has ever had a farm team lock up a league title with 4 innings of no-hit pitching by an Australian before.
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.

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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #266 on: September 10, 2013, 09:34:41 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 10, 2013, 09:26:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 10, 2013, 09:04:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 09, 2013, 09:45:03 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 09, 2013, 09:05:57 PM
Two significant events tonight.  !.  Cubs tied their win total for 1961 (ho hum) 2.  They beat Bronson Arroyo (!)

#> Daytona Cubs win the Florida State League championship on 5 innings of 1-hit pitching from C.J. Edwards plus 4 innings of no-hit pitching from something called Ryan Searle.

Ryan Searle is Australian. I don't think the Cubs have ever had one of those.

I'd be interested to know if a team coming off 100 losses has ever had a farm team lock up a league title with 4 innings of no-hit pitching by an Australian before.

  The previous record included three innings of no-hit pitching by an Australian.
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #267 on: September 10, 2013, 09:37:18 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 10, 2013, 09:26:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 10, 2013, 09:04:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 09, 2013, 09:45:03 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 09, 2013, 09:05:57 PM
Two significant events tonight.  !.  Cubs tied their win total for 1961 (ho hum) 2.  They beat Bronson Arroyo (!)

#> Daytona Cubs win the Florida State League championship on 5 innings of 1-hit pitching from C.J. Edwards plus 4 innings of no-hit pitching from something called Ryan Searle.

Ryan Searle is Australian. I don't think the Cubs have ever had one of those.

I'd be interested to know if a team coming off 100 losses has ever had a farm team lock up a league title with 4 innings of no-hit pitching by an Australian before.

Edwards and Searle also combined for a 2-hit shutout in the first round of the playoffs - Searle gave up the hits in that one. So there's that.
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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #268 on: September 10, 2013, 10:15:16 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on September 10, 2013, 09:34:41 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 10, 2013, 09:26:42 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 10, 2013, 09:04:24 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 09, 2013, 09:45:03 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 09, 2013, 09:05:57 PM
Two significant events tonight.  !.  Cubs tied their win total for 1961 (ho hum) 2.  They beat Bronson Arroyo (!)

#> Daytona Cubs win the Florida State League championship on 5 innings of 1-hit pitching from C.J. Edwards plus 4 innings of no-hit pitching from something called Ryan Searle.

Ryan Searle is Australian. I don't think the Cubs have ever had one of those.

I'd be interested to know if a team coming off 100 losses has ever had a farm team lock up a league title with 4 innings of no-hit pitching by an Australian before.

  The previous record included three innings of no-hit pitching by an Australian.

Ah, ol' one'eyed Mick McGillicacken, the erstwhile Cleveland Spiders farmhand. Totes forgot about him.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: 2013 Epstink's Chicago Cubstinks
« Reply #269 on: September 10, 2013, 10:36:34 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 09, 2013, 09:45:03 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 09, 2013, 09:05:57 PM
Two significant events tonight.  !.  Cubs tied their win total for 1961 (ho hum) 2.  They beat Bronson Arroyo (!)

#> Daytona Cubs win the Florida State League championship on 5 innings of 1-hit pitching from C.J. Edwards plus 4 innings of no-hit pitching from something called Ryan Searle.

This numbering convention is Peter King-approved.  Although he'd like to see more mixing of numbers and letters.  Name three better ways to make lists than that.  You can't.
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