Bears/Emstink 2013 Offseason Splooge/Bitchfest

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Martellus Bennett, a Bear.

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BY CRACKY!

[SKO]

BY CRACKY!

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

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BY CRACKY!

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

8=o...

[CT III]

BY CRACKY!

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

[SKO]

BY CRACKY!

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

[Eli]

BY CRACKY!

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

Yeah, I'm not sure why PFF's offensive line metrics are considered perfect and all-encompassing. That seems to be entirely what the dissent is based on.

[SKO]

BY CRACKY!

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

Yeah, I'm not sure why PFF's offensive line metrics are considered perfect and all-encompassing. That seems to be entirely what the dissent is based on.

I love PFF, but by their own metrics he was a better than average LT last year, and was a top 10-15 tackle the two years before that. This year his numbers were down before he had a pretty strong run to end the season. But my biggest issue isn't PFF saying that he's barely an upgrade over Webb at left tackle. The point is they needed to add a tackle, period. They wanted Loadholt at RT before he re-signed with Minnesota, so they added Bushrod. This gives them the flexibility to move Webb to RT if needed, and then draft a guard or center. Having two average or better tackles is better than one average LT and a still gaping hole at the other spot.

[R-V]

BY CRACKY!

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.

[SKO]

BY CRACKY!

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.

The Hub thing is incredible. He can't piss on their offensive signings, so he makes a snide remark about not addressing the defense FOUR HOURS into free agency. Just wait till Emery cuts popular like Spaeth or Garza to make cap room and then makes whatever comments he makes about letting Urlacher walk. So. Much. Butthurt.

Hell, NONE of the Bears defensive free agents have signed with anyone else. The Bears can let most of them test the waters and then come back to the fold when most of them realize no one else was willing to pay them more than the Bears were. I doubt anyone's kicking down doors to steal Nick Roach.

[Slaky]

BY CRACKY!

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.

The Hub thing is incredible. He can't piss on their offensive signings, so he makes a snide remark about not addressing the defense FOUR HOURS into free agency. Just wait till Emery cuts popular like Spaeth or Garza to make cap room and then makes whatever comments he makes about letting Urlacher walk. So. Much. Butthurt.

Hell, NONE of the Bears defensive free agents have signed with anyone else. The Bears can let most of them test the waters and then come back to the fold when most of them realize no one else was willing to pay them more than the Bears were. I doubt anyone's kicking down doors to steal Nick Roach.

Hub Arkush and Brad Biggs should do a Bears show from a barn that I CAN LIGHT ON FIRE

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BY CRACKY!

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.

The Hub thing is incredible. He can't piss on their offensive signings, so he makes a snide remark about not addressing the defense FOUR HOURS into free agency. Just wait till Emery cuts popular like Spaeth or Garza to make cap room and then makes whatever comments he makes about letting Urlacher walk. So. Much. Butthurt.

Hell, NONE of the Bears defensive free agents have signed with anyone else. The Bears can let most of them test the waters and then come back to the fold when most of them realize no one else was willing to pay them more than the Bears were. I doubt anyone's kicking down doors to steal Nick Roach.

Hub Arkush and Brad Biggs should do a Bears show from a barn that I CAN LIGHT ON FIRE

With special guests Dan Marino, Mike Florio and Peter King.

[Bort]

BY CRACKY!

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.

The Hub thing is incredible. He can't piss on their offensive signings, so he makes a snide remark about not addressing the defense FOUR HOURS into free agency. Just wait till Emery cuts popular like Spaeth or Garza to make cap room and then makes whatever comments he makes about letting Urlacher walk. So. Much. Butthurt.

Hell, NONE of the Bears defensive free agents have signed with anyone else. The Bears can let most of them test the waters and then come back to the fold when most of them realize no one else was willing to pay them more than the Bears were. I doubt anyone's kicking down doors to steal Nick Roach.

Hub Arkush and Brad Biggs should do a Bears show from a barn that I CAN LIGHT ON FIRE

With special guests Dan Marino, Mike Florio and Peter King.

I see you guys have been following my Kickstarter.

[SKO]

BY CRACKY!

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.

The Hub thing is incredible. He can't piss on their offensive signings, so he makes a snide remark about not addressing the defense FOUR HOURS into free agency. Just wait till Emery cuts popular like Spaeth or Garza to make cap room and then makes whatever comments he makes about letting Urlacher walk. So. Much. Butthurt.

Hell, NONE of the Bears defensive free agents have signed with anyone else. The Bears can let most of them test the waters and then come back to the fold when most of them realize no one else was willing to pay them more than the Bears were. I doubt anyone's kicking down doors to steal Nick Roach.

Hub Arkush and Brad Biggs should do a Bears show from a barn that I CAN LIGHT ON FIRE

With special guests Dan Marino, Mike Florio and Peter King.

I'd pay good money to sit close enough to smell Marino's burning flesh.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

BY CRACKY!

Don't get too excited. Despite grading higher than every Bears offensive lineman for the last four years, Bushrod in his worst year this year (although he graded out positively) was just better than J'Marcus Webb's career year, so it was a terrible signing. Even though this would then enable the Bears to potentially move Webb to RT, or that they just needed a tackle period and adding a good, if overpaid, tackle is better than not adding one at all. In short, never be happy, ever.

I'm going to withhold judgment until RV shows up here to make fun of whatever Brad Biggs thinks.

I don't think he can, since Biggsy blocked RV.

Yeah, he's pretty thin skinned for someone so thick skinned.

I did see via retweet that Biggsy was dogging the Bears for not signing Bennett a year earlier. Then you've got Hub giving the Bears shit for not having 11 players ready to line up on defense 4 FUCKING HOURS INTO THE OFFSEASON. These guys really bring the analysis.

The Hub thing is incredible. He can't piss on their offensive signings, so he makes a snide remark about not addressing the defense FOUR HOURS into free agency. Just wait till Emery cuts popular like Spaeth or Garza to make cap room and then makes whatever comments he makes about letting Urlacher walk. So. Much. Butthurt.

Hell, NONE of the Bears defensive free agents have signed with anyone else. The Bears can let most of them test the waters and then come back to the fold when most of them realize no one else was willing to pay them more than the Bears were. I doubt anyone's kicking down doors to steal Nick Roach.

Hub Arkush and Brad Biggs should do a Bears show from a barn that I CAN LIGHT ON FIRE

With special guests Dan Marino, Mike Florio and Peter King.

I'd pay good money to sit close enough to smell Marino's burning flesh.

Then you're a weirdo.