The Adventures of Li'lbitch

[CBStew]

It's just not fair.  This was a perfectly good thread that promised months,  no, years of fun and pleasure.

[Saul Goodman]

It's just not fair.  This was a perfectly good thread that promised months,  no, years of fun and pleasure.

Scouting report from Yankees @ Padres: Brent Li'lbitch is still jaw-droppingly bad at baseball. Clueless approach at the plate? Check. Weak fly balls to right instead of hitting line drives or sharp grounders? Check. Swings at breaking balls in the dirt that land in the other batter's box with two strikes? Check. Brent makes Ryan Theriot look like a threat at the plate.

Don't care if he's a Yankee, I still hate him. #neverforget

[Saul Goodman]

It's just not fair.  This was a perfectly good thread that promised months,  no, years of fun and pleasure.

Scouting report from Yankees @ Padres: Brent Li'lbitch is still jaw-droppingly bad at baseball. Clueless approach at the plate? Check. Weak fly balls to right instead of hitting line drives or sharp grounders? Check. Swings at breaking balls in the dirt that land in the other batter's box with two strikes? Check. Brent makes Ryan Theriot look like a threat at the plate.

Don't care if he's a Yankee, I still hate him. #neverforget

Aaaaand he just struck out, representing the tying run, in a feeble at-bat against mediocre closer Huston Street. Nicely done, Li'lbitch.