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[PenFoe]

Roger Ebert.  

No links yet, but all over social media - so it's got to be true.

Alternative Title: Beyond the Valley of the Dead

Points for Gil, Huey, CT, Bonk and Butthead.

[Quality Start Machine]

Fuck, FACEd twice in a day.

[thehawk]

The balcony is closed.

[PenFoe]

Link.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

It must have been the goddam Protestants.

[Saul Goodman]

Link.

Using a man's death to make people sign up for spam emails from the Sun-Times' "valued partners"?  FOR SHAME.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Points for Gil, Huey, CT, Bonk and Butthead.

Second helpings of DEAD for Gil, Huey and CT. First blood drawn for Bonk and Butthead. Gil gets the best of this death with 7 points.

CT appears to be gunning for the First Annual Huard Pank Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Dead Pool Inefficiency, bagging a pair of one-pointers so far.

If Pappy Bush and Ariel Sharon go toes-up next, he'll have the minimum 4 total points on his 4 kills, good for a tie for the lead in total kills and eleventh place in points.

(Huey would be tied with him for most kills in such a scenario, but would be tied for 6th place with a score of 9.)

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Also, though maybe this sort of post doesn't belong here, this is pretty sad.

[Gilgamesh]

Also, though maybe this sort of post doesn't belong here, this is pretty sad.

These are the worst 7 points I've ever gotten from this thread.

Why couldn't Harold Camping die?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Also, though maybe this sort of post doesn't belong here, this is pretty sad.

Agreed.

[Saul Goodman]

Now who's going to tell us guns are bad?  Piers Morgan?  Yeesh.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

The Onion has your feels right here.

[CT III]

I hated, hated, hated this death.

[Quality Start Machine]

Fortunately, some perspective.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Fortunately, some perspective.

From 2010.

Thanks, Fork.