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CBStew

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Is there a decent movie out there?
« on: June 14, 2013, 09:14:23 AM »
Seriously.
No one has posted on this thread for two weeks.  I think that I know why.   I go online and see that all of the movies appear to be directed at 14 year old girls, and were directed by them.  Has anyone seen anything that is currently playing that is worth $8?   Or two hours of my time? 
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Re: Is there a decent movie out there?
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2013, 09:20:57 AM »
No.
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Re: Is there a decent movie out there?
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2013, 10:34:01 AM »
No.
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Re: Is there a decent movie out there?
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2013, 10:56:31 AM »
Yes!

Wait... no, I mean no.  No.
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Re: Is there a decent movie out there?
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2013, 12:22:10 PM »

Rent Zardoz.
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Re: Is there a decent movie out there?
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2013, 11:36:52 AM »
If you don't like comic book movies you'll never go to another movie again for the rest of your life. Because that's all Hollywood will make from now on. That and romantic comedies with no boobs.
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Re: Is there a decent movie out there?
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2013, 11:44:22 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 18, 2013, 11:36:52 AM
If you don't like comic book movies you'll never go to another movie again for the rest of your life. Because that's all Hollywood will make from now on. That and romantic comedies with no boobs.

What about torture-porn horror movies?
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Re: Is there a decent movie out there?
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2013, 12:54:55 PM »
Quote from: CT III on June 18, 2013, 11:44:22 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 18, 2013, 11:36:52 AM
If you don't like comic book movies you'll never go to another movie again for the rest of your life. Because that's all Hollywood will make from now on. That and romantic comedies with no boobs.

What about torture-porn horror movies?

Or vampire shit?
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Re: Is there a decent movie out there?
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2013, 01:14:43 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 18, 2013, 11:36:52 AM
If you don't like comic book movies you'll never go to another movie again for the rest of your life. Because that's all Hollywood will make from now on. That and romantic comedies with no boobs.

Good, because Christina Hendricks and her ilk are just fat fat fatties anyway.  /chuck

Actually, if she ever did go topless in a film I think the internet and/or universe would explode.
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Re: Is there a decent movie out there?
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2013, 01:49:15 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 18, 2013, 01:14:43 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 18, 2013, 11:36:52 AM
If you don't like comic book movies you'll never go to another movie again for the rest of your life. Because that's all Hollywood will make from now on. That and romantic comedies with no boobs.

Good, because Christina Hendricks and her ilk are just fat fat fatties anyway.  /chuck

Actually, if she ever did go topless in a film I think the internet and/or universe would explode.

Didn't she whip them out for Playboy when she was still unknown?
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Re: Is there a decent movie out there?
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2013, 01:52:39 PM »
Quote from: Fork on June 18, 2013, 01:49:15 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 18, 2013, 01:14:43 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 18, 2013, 11:36:52 AM
If you don't like comic book movies you'll never go to another movie again for the rest of your life. Because that's all Hollywood will make from now on. That and romantic comedies with no boobs.

Good, because Christina Hendricks and her ilk are just fat fat fatties anyway.  /chuck

Actually, if she ever did go topless in a film I think the internet and/or universe would explode.

Didn't she whip them out for Playboy when she was still unknown?

You mean this?
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Re: Is there a decent movie out there?
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2013, 04:20:52 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on June 18, 2013, 01:52:39 PM
You mean this?

I guess she was a struggling actress back in 1999 who couldn't afford food.
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