Getting The Bandstink Back Together—Blackhawks 2013-?? Dynastink Thread

[Saul Goodman]

For sale: Rocky Wirtz's clear urine melted ice!

[Quality Start Machine]

The new gigantic Canadian TV deal means a skyrocketing salary cap. Expect that within the next 5 years or so, it goes from the current $64 million to up near $80 million.

So the Bandstink will be kept together.

[BBM]

BOWSTINK IS TERRIBLE.  KYLE BEECH IS DA NECKS DREW CAREY!

[Quality Start Machine]

BOWSTINK IS TERRIBLE.  KYLE BEECH IS DA NECKS DREW CAREY!

Just another big bust from a small town trying to make it on Broadway.

[Slaky]

BOWSTINK IS TERRIBLE.  KYLE BEECH IS DA NECKS DREW CAREY!

Just another big bust from a small town trying to make it on Broadway.

Wrong thread

[Quality Start Machine]

It's a good thing there was a lockout last season, so we wouldn't have to deal with those crazy $70 million salary caps any more.

But seriously - that $58 million salary floor is going to result in some ugly rosters by the smaller-market teams. Woof.

[Gilgamesh]

It's a good thing there was a lockout last season, so we wouldn't have to deal with those crazy $70 million salary caps any more.

But seriously - that $58 million salary floor is going to result in some ugly rosters by the smaller-market teams. Woof.

Maybe now is the time for some team to give Alexei Zhamnov that 10 year, 100 million dollar contract he's long deserved!!

[J. Walter Weatherman]

It's a good thing there was a lockout last season, so we wouldn't have to deal with those crazy $70 million salary caps any more.

But seriously - that $58 million salary floor is going to result in some ugly rosters by the smaller-market teams. Woof.

Maybe now is the time for some team to give Alexei Zhamnov that 10 year, 100 million dollar contract he's long deserved!!

Has he ever played in goal?

[Quality Start Machine]

Dion Phaneuf signed an extension with Toronto for 7 years/$49 million. a cap hit of almost $1.5MM/year more than Duncan Keith.

Stan Bowman is a fucking wizard.

[Quality Start Machine]

Non-Olympian Dion Phaneuf signed an extension with Toronto for 7 years/$49 million. a cap hit of almost $1.5MM/year more than 2 time Olympian Duncan Keith.

Stan Bowman is a fucking wizard.

Blackhawks going to Sochi:

USA - Kane
Slovakia - Handzus, Hossa
Czech Republic - Roszival
Sweden - Hjalmarsson, Kruger, Oduya
Canada - Keith, Sharp, Toews

[Chuck to Chuck]

Non-Olympian Dion Phaneuf signed an extension with Toronto for 7 years/$49 million. a cap hit of almost $1.5MM/year more than 2 time Olympian Duncan Keith.

Stan Bowman is a fucking wizard.

Blackhawks going to Sochi:

USA - Kane
Slovakia - Handzus, Hossa
Czech Republic - Roszival
Sweden - Hjalmarsson, Kruger, Oduya
Canada - Keith, Sharp, Toews

WTF, Blackhawks? WE WANT 'MERICANS ON OUR HOCKEYTEAM!!!!

[Tonker]

Non-Olympian Dion Phaneuf signed an extension with Toronto for 7 years/$49 million. a cap hit of almost $1.5MM/year more than 2 time Olympian Duncan Keith.

Stan Bowman is a fucking wizard.

Blackhawks going to Sochi:

USA - Kane
Slovakia - Handzus, Hossa
Czech Republic - Roszival
Sweden - Hjalmarsson, Kruger, Oduya
Canada - Keith, Sharp, Toews

WTF, Blackhawks? WE WANT 'MERICANS ON OUR HOCKEYTEAM!!!!

I had no idea that Tervs and Sharp were Canadonian.

[Quality Start Machine]

Canada - Keith, Sharp, Toews

I had no idea that Tervs and Sharp were Canadonian.

This is more Canada than you can handle.

[Saul Goodman]

Canada - Keith, Sharp, Toews

I had no idea that Tervs and Sharp were Canadonian.

This is more Canada than you can handle.

Nice QUOTEPANK

[Quality Start Machine]

Canada - Keith, Sharp, Toews

I had no idea that Tervs and Sharp were Canadonian.

This is more Canada than you can handle.

Nice QUOTEPANK

It was also more Canada than I could handle.