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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2014, 10:13:31 PM »
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2014, 08:55:46 AM »
Quote from: SKO on September 16, 2014, 10:13:31 PM
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Not sure which I'm more disappointed in not seeing - Arietta get the no-hitter or Szczur splattering himself on the outfield wall.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2014, 09:01:56 AM »
Quote from: Fork on September 17, 2014, 08:55:46 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 16, 2014, 10:13:31 PM
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Not sure which I'm more disappointed in not seeing - Arietta get the no-hitter or Szczur splattering himself on the outfield wall.

Why do you hate Szczur? Seems an odd person to have an opinion about.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2014, 09:15:12 AM »
Quote from: InternetApex on September 17, 2014, 09:01:56 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 17, 2014, 08:55:46 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 16, 2014, 10:13:31 PM
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Not sure which I'm more disappointed in not seeing - Arietta get the no-hitter or Szczur splattering himself on the outfield wall.

Why do you hate Szczur? Seems an odd person to have an opinion about.

Why do you assume he hates a player just because he wants to see him splattered?  Could be a perfectly lovely individual but I'm with Fork here.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2014, 09:19:49 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on September 17, 2014, 09:15:12 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 17, 2014, 09:01:56 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 17, 2014, 08:55:46 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 16, 2014, 10:13:31 PM
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Not sure which I'm more disappointed in not seeing - Arietta get the no-hitter or Szczur splattering himself on the outfield wall.

Why do you hate Szczur? Seems an odd person to have an opinion about.

Why do you assume he hates a player just because he wants to see him splattered?  Could be a perfectly lovely individual but I'm with Fork here.

I'm pretty ambivalent about Szczur. Not as ambivalent about people splattering.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2014, 09:20:29 AM »
Quote from: Fork on September 17, 2014, 09:19:49 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 17, 2014, 09:15:12 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 17, 2014, 09:01:56 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 17, 2014, 08:55:46 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 16, 2014, 10:13:31 PM
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Not sure which I'm more disappointed in not seeing - Arietta get the no-hitter or Szczur splattering himself on the outfield wall.

Why do you hate Szczur? Seems an odd person to have an opinion about.

Why do you assume he hates a player just because he wants to see him splattered?  Could be a perfectly lovely individual but I'm with Fork here.

I'm pretty ambivalent about Szczur. Not as ambivalent about people splattering.

Hendry drafted him. He's not one of our guys.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2014, 09:38:31 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on September 17, 2014, 09:15:12 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 17, 2014, 09:01:56 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 17, 2014, 08:55:46 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 16, 2014, 10:13:31 PM
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Not sure which I'm more disappointed in not seeing - Arietta get the no-hitter or Szczur splattering himself on the outfield wall.

Why do you hate Szczur? Seems an odd person to have an opinion about.

He's a tryhard no-bat fast guy. Seems like a perfect guy to splatter on the wall.
Why do you assume he hates a player just because he wants to see him splattered?  Could be a perfectly lovely individual but I'm with Fork here.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2014, 10:48:05 AM »
No. Unless it's Matt Murton, who couldn't run fast enough to splatter on impact, I don't want to see Cubs outfielders splatter on the wall.

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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2014, 11:44:30 AM »
Quote from: InternetApex on September 17, 2014, 10:48:05 AM
No. Unless it's Matt Murton, who couldn't run fast enough to splatter on impact, I don't want to see Cubs outfielders splatter on the wall.



When one finally does, I better not see you enjoying yourseelf.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2014, 12:10:33 PM »
Quote from: Fork on September 17, 2014, 11:44:30 AM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 17, 2014, 10:48:05 AM
No. Unless it's Matt Murton, who couldn't run fast enough to splatter on impact, I don't want to see Cubs outfielders splatter on the wall.



When one finally does, I better not see you enjoying yourseelf.

Deal.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2014, 03:17:51 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on September 17, 2014, 10:48:05 AM
No. Unless it's Matt Murton, who couldn't run fast enough to splatter on impact, I don't want to see Cubs outfielders splatter on the wall.



If splattering outfielders is what you're after, the White Sox are pleased to offer the amazing Adam Eaton for your amusement.  Running into walls in a single, tardy bound!
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2014, 03:45:10 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 17, 2014, 03:17:51 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 17, 2014, 10:48:05 AM
No. Unless it's Matt Murton, who couldn't run fast enough to splatter on impact, I don't want to see Cubs outfielders splatter on the wall.



If splattering outfielders is what you're after, the White Sox are pleased to offer the amazing Adam Eaton for your amusement.  Running into walls in a single, tardy bound!

I'm totally on board with that.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2014, 03:51:34 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on September 17, 2014, 03:45:10 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 17, 2014, 03:17:51 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 17, 2014, 10:48:05 AM
No. Unless it's Matt Murton, who couldn't run fast enough to splatter on impact, I don't want to see Cubs outfielders splatter on the wall.



If splattering outfielders is what you're after, the White Sox are pleased to offer the amazing Adam Eaton for your amusement.  Running into walls in a single, tardy bound!

I'm totally on board with that.

I hate Adam Eaton and wish ill upon him
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2014, 03:55:07 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on September 17, 2014, 03:51:34 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 17, 2014, 03:45:10 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 17, 2014, 03:17:51 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 17, 2014, 10:48:05 AM
No. Unless it's Matt Murton, who couldn't run fast enough to splatter on impact, I don't want to see Cubs outfielders splatter on the wall.



If splattering outfielders is what you're after, the White Sox are pleased to offer the amazing Adam Eaton for your amusement.  Running into walls in a single, tardy bound!

I'm totally on board with that.

I hate Adam Eaton and wish ill upon him

He's a modern day Aaron Rowand.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2014, 03:55:21 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on September 17, 2014, 03:51:34 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 17, 2014, 03:45:10 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 17, 2014, 03:17:51 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on September 17, 2014, 10:48:05 AM
No. Unless it's Matt Murton, who couldn't run fast enough to splatter on impact, I don't want to see Cubs outfielders splatter on the wall.



If splattering outfielders is what you're after, the White Sox are pleased to offer the amazing Adam Eaton for your amusement.  Running into walls in a single, tardy bound!

I'm totally on board with that.

I hate Adam Eaton and wish ill upon him

Whatever happened to Adam Eaton Pussy?
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