Jake Arrieta 2017 Salary Drive Sploogefest

[PenFoe]

No. Unless it's Matt Murton, who couldn't run fast enough to splatter on impact, I don't want to see Cubs outfielders splatter on the wall.

If splattering outfielders is what you're after, the White Sox are pleased to offer the amazing Adam Eaton for your amusement.  Running into walls in a single, tardy bound!

I'm totally on board with that.

I hate Adam Eaton and wish ill upon him

Whatever happened to Adam Eaton Pussy?

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Real murderer's row of commenters on that page.

[thehawk]

No. Unless it's Matt Murton, who couldn't run fast enough to splatter on impact, I don't want to see Cubs outfielders splatter on the wall.

If splattering outfielders is what you're after, the White Sox are pleased to offer the amazing Adam Eaton for your amusement.  Running into walls in a single, tardy bound!

I'm totally on board with that.

I hate Adam Eaton and wish ill upon him

Whatever happened to Adam Eaton Pussy?

Last known post

Real murderer's row of commenters on that page.

Indeed

[SKO]

Assuming he's done after 7 scoreless, Bump.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Assuming he's done after 7 scoreless, Bump.

He's nails.

[SKO]

Assuming he's done after 7 scoreless, Bump.

He's nails.

Strop also looks pretty awesome. What a great trade. 3 months of Scott Feldman.

[Eli]

Assuming he's done after 7 scoreless, Bump.

He's nails.

Strop also looks pretty awesome. What a great trade. 3 months of Scott Feldman.

I think he's the actual ace of the staff. His stuff is just so good.

[SKO]

Assuming he's done after 7 scoreless, Bump.

He's nails.

Strop also looks pretty awesome. What a great trade. 3 months of Scott Feldman.

I think he's the actual ace of the staff. His stuff is just so good.

I'd like to see him repeat last year before I give him the title, but he's easily the most talented starter. I doubt Lester would argue. But if they both want to just, like, pitch really well and make it hard for me to choose I'm okay with that. #Analysis

[PenFoe]

Assuming he's done after 7 scoreless, Bump.

He's nails.

Strop also looks pretty awesome. What a great trade. 3 months of Scott Feldman.

I think he's the actual ace of the staff. His stuff is just so good.

Strop or Feldman?

[Eli]

Assuming he's done after 7 scoreless, Bump.

He's nails.

Strop also looks pretty awesome. What a great trade. 3 months of Scott Feldman.

I think he's the actual ace of the staff. His stuff is just so good.

Strop or Feldman?

SKO.

[SKO]

Assuming he's done after 7 scoreless, Bump.

He's nails.

Strop also looks pretty awesome. What a great trade. 3 months of Scott Feldman.

I think he's the actual ace of the staff. His stuff is just so good.

Strop or Feldman?

SKO.

All I do is take the ball every fifth day, and make sure you all agree Pen is the worst. I'm not in this for glory.

[Slaky]

The Jake Arrieta splooge is mature like a fine cheddar.

[Saul Goodman]

I love watching Arrieta work.  He's going to throw a no-hitter this year, you heard it here first.  As long as he stays healthy.  Eep.

[Brownie]

I love watching Arrieta work.  He's going to throw a no-hitter this year, you heard it here first.  As long as he stays healthy.  Eep.

I did hear it here first, just not from you.

[Saul Goodman]

I love watching Arrieta work.  He's going to throw a no-hitter this year, you heard it here first.  As long as he stays healthy.  Eep.

I did hear it here first, just not from you.

I could do a lot worse than agreeing with Len. Like agreeing with Chuck, for example.

[Eli]

I love watching Arrieta work.  He's going to throw a no-hitter this year, you heard it here first.  As long as he stays healthy.  Eep.

I did hear it here first, just not from you.

I feel like Andy had to be just messing with people with those rankings.