NFL 2013 Thread

[SKO]

Started just so I have an excuse to post this wonderful GIF of Eli after his final derp of the night:

[Quality Start Machine]

Started just so I have an excuse to post this wonderful GIF of Eli after his final derp of the night:

Can't somebody give me some frickin' receivers with eyes in the back of their heads?

Seriously, Dave Chapelle got himself a good seat to the game.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Seriously, Dave Chapelle got himself a good seat to the game.

No.

[Eli]

Seriously, Dave Chapelle got himself a good seat to the game.

No.

I like that it was an edit. Clearly worth coming back for.

[Saul Goodman]

Seriously, Dave Chapelle got himself a good seat to the game.

No.

I like that it was an edit. Clearly worth coming back for.

On the bright side, it made me notice that gleeful big-clapping Cowboys fan in the background.  I was so focused on Eli's derp that I missed him.  Thanks, Fork?

[Quality Start Machine]

Seriously, Dave Chapelle got himself a good seat to the game.

No.

I like that it was an edit. Clearly worth coming back for.

What can I say, it was TIME TO EDIT!

[Bort]

Seriously, Dave Chapelle got himself a good seat to the game.

No.

I like that it was an edit. Clearly worth coming back for.

On the bright side, it made me notice that gleeful big-clapping Cowboys fan in the background.  I was so focused on Eli's derp that I missed him.  Thanks, Fork?

Having noticed him, he is now my favorite part.

[flannj]

Is it wrong to wish for a roof collapse at Ford Field right about now?

[Internet Apex]

Is it wrong to wish for a roof collapse at Ford Field right about now?

Yes, but the idea itself is plausible.

[BH]

Hazing eh?

[Slaky]

Dan Pompei on Cutler

http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/63914070/

[CT III]

Dan Pompei on Cutler

http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/63914070/

I have a question, is there ANYBODY outside of local media shirtstirrers and the meatiest of meatballs fans who think the Bears AREN'T going to re-sign Cutler this year?

I'm pretty sure that Trestman's actions in the Detroit game tell me all I need to know about how he feels about Cutler vs. McCown.  And if Alshon Jeffrey(ies) hangs on to two TD passes, the hordes are exalting Cutler's GAMERISHNESS and LITERSHIP this week instead of calling him selfish for...not taking himself out of the game?

Fuck all that.  During the preaseason, all these same dopes were bitching about the Bears having a terrible backup QB in McCown instead of drafting somebody in 4th round to be the heir apparent.

In conclusion, I hate all Bears fans except for you guys. 

[CBStew]

Dan Pompei on Cutler

http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/63914070/

I have a question, is there ANYBODY outside of local media shirtstirrers and the meatiest of meatballs fans who think the Bears AREN'T going to re-sign Cutler this year?

I'm pretty sure that Trestman's actions in the Detroit game tell me all I need to know about how he feels about Cutler vs. McCown.  And if Alshon Jeffrey(ies) hangs on to two TD passes, the hordes are exalting Cutler's GAMERISHNESS and LITERSHIP this week instead of calling him selfish for...not taking himself out of the game?

Fuck all that.  During the preaseason, all these same dopes were bitching about the Bears having a terrible backup QB in McCown instead of drafting somebody in 4th round to be the heir apparent.

In conclusion, I hate all Bears fans except for you guys. 

Thank you.  You have no idea how hard we all work to earn your affection.

[SKO]

Dan Pompei on Cutler

http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/63914070/

I have a question, is there ANYBODY outside of local media shirtstirrers and the meatiest of meatballs fans who think the Bears AREN'T going to re-sign Cutler this year?

I'm pretty sure that Trestman's actions in the Detroit game tell me all I need to know about how he feels about Cutler vs. McCown.  And if Alshon Jeffrey(ies) hangs on to two TD passes, the hordes are exalting Cutler's GAMERISHNESS and LITERSHIP this week instead of calling him selfish for...not taking himself out of the game?

Fuck all that.  During the preaseason, all these same dopes were bitching about the Bears having a terrible backup QB in McCown instead of drafting somebody in 4th round to be the heir apparent.

In conclusion, I hate all Bears fans except for you guys. 

If Bears fans and local media shit-stirrers ran the Patriots and Packers, by their logic the starting QBs for those two teams would be Matt Cassel and Matt Flynn. Why overpay some actually talented QB when you can hide a career backup in a pretty good offense?

[CT III]

Dan Pompei on Cutler

http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/63914070/

I have a question, is there ANYBODY outside of local media shirtstirrers and the meatiest of meatballs fans who think the Bears AREN'T going to re-sign Cutler this year?

I'm pretty sure that Trestman's actions in the Detroit game tell me all I need to know about how he feels about Cutler vs. McCown.  And if Alshon Jeffrey(ies) hangs on to two TD passes, the hordes are exalting Cutler's GAMERISHNESS and LITERSHIP this week instead of calling him selfish for...not taking himself out of the game?

Fuck all that.  During the preaseason, all these same dopes were bitching about the Bears having a terrible backup QB in McCown instead of drafting somebody in 4th round to be the heir apparent.

In conclusion, I hate all Bears fans except for you guys. 

Thank you.  You have no idea how hard we all work to earn your affection.

I love you also, Stew.