Systems of Football: The All-Purpose Bears Game Thread

[Internet Apex]

DAT MCCOWAN GUY WOULDDA WON MY MORE MY FRENTS.

Your whole more?

Your hole, Moor?

[Quality Start Machine]

DAT MCCOWAN GUY WOULDDA WON MY MORE MY FRENTS.

Your whole more?

Your hole, Moor?

Something Moors in Ireland something Huey's dong something anal.

[Tonker]

DAT MCCOWAN GUY WOULDDA WON MY MORE MY FRENTS.

Your whole more?

Your hole, Moor?

Something Moors in Ireland something Huey's dong something anal.

Bet you're glad you got involved, now, Mike?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

DAT MCCOWAN GUY WOULDDA WON MY MORE MY FRENTS.

Your whole more?

Your hole, Moor?

Something Moors in Ireland something Huey's dong something anal.

Bet you're glad you got involved, now, Mike?

DONNNNNN'TTTTTT  CAAAARRRREEE!

/Cutler

[Slaky]

Nice to see Jay couldn't be bothered in his weeks off to forget how to throw lazy INTs on balls that sail.

This guy is trash. McCown can run the offense efficiently. Let Jay go. Save the money. If it falls apart, blow it up and draft Winston. Now he will be a true franchise QB.

I'm sure you're a nice enough fella but please get laid.

[CBStew]

Nice to see Jay couldn't be bothered in his weeks off to forget how to throw lazy INTs on balls that sail.

This guy is trash. McCown can run the offense efficiently. Let Jay go. Save the money. If it falls apart, blow it up and draft Winston. Now he will be a true franchise QB.

I'm sure you're a nice enough fella but please get laid.

That is what I wish for all of us this holiday season.

[Internet Apex]

It sucks that Cutler is the only quarterback in the NFL who throws interceptions and he happens to play for our Bears. FML

[Slaky]

It sucks that Cutler is the only quarterback in the NFL who throws interceptions and he happens to play for our Bears. FML

But the Bears have a quarterback who never throws interceptions, wins almost half his games, and doesn't masturbate. Also he's not a jerk.

[ChuckD]

It sucks that Cutler is the only quarterback in the NFL who throws interceptions and he happens to play for our Bears. FML

DEY SHOUD MONEY DRAF ELI MANNINNING AND PAY HIS MONEY BCUZ BUTTS NEED SUPABOWL LEATERSHIP OK

[Tonker]

Nice to see Jay couldn't be bothered in his weeks off to forget how to throw lazy INTs on balls that sail.

This guy is trash. McCown can run the offense efficiently. Let Jay go. Save the money. If it falls apart, blow it up and draft Winston. Now he will be a true franchise QB.

I'm sure you're a nice enough fella but please get laid.

That is what I wish for all of us this holiday season.

Thank you, Stew - that's a lovely thought, but I'm married already.

[Quality Start Machine]

Nice to see Jay couldn't be bothered in his weeks off to forget how to throw lazy INTs on balls that sail.

This guy is trash. McCown can run the offense efficiently. Let Jay go. Save the money. If it falls apart, blow it up and draft Winston. Now he will be a true franchise QB.

I'm sure you're a nice enough fella but please get laid.

Without the use of force.

[SKO]

This is the second time this year that CFIHP has bitched about Cutler sucking after a game in which he threw for 3 TDs while leading his team to a win.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

This is the second time this year that CFIHP has bitched about Cutler sucking after a game in which he threw for 3 TDs while leading his team to a win.

To be fair, at least this time, he was bitching in the middle of the game.

[Quality Start Machine]

This is the second time this year that CFIHP has bitched about Cutler sucking after a game in which he threw for 3 TDs while leading his team to a win.

To be fair, at least this time, he was bitching in the middle of the game.

To paraphrase a man wiser than he, he should have waited to see how it played out.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

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