Gravity

[Saul Goodman]

And I'll second the 3D (or IMAX, if available) rec. Pretty subtle and it added a lot.

I usually think 3D is unnecessary, but you're right it was subtle and done right. Unlike the preview for the latest Lord of the Rings thing that looked like some kind of big screen diorama.

If you are going to see this movie it has to be on a big screen.

Not everyone agrees.

Also, is 3D necessary if all you're gunna do is send a fountain pen my direction?

Weird criticism. They did have just a few of those whoa-look-at-this-come-at-you moments, but I thought they used it really well for larger-scale depth. Some of the wider shots were pretty fantastic.

Also, not related to anything else: Sandra Bullock is IN SHAPE.

I will concur; her legs looked pretty nice in boyshorts.

[Saul Goodman]

And I'll second the 3D (or IMAX, if available) rec. Pretty subtle and it added a lot.

I usually think 3D is unnecessary, but you're right it was subtle and done right. Unlike the preview for the latest Lord of the Rings thing that looked like some kind of big screen diorama.

If you are going to see this movie it has to be on a big screen.

Not everyone agrees.

Also, is 3D necessary if all you're gunna do is send a fountain pen my direction?

Weird criticism.

DPD to expand on this.  He apparently really, really didn't like it.  Not sure how.

Just saw Gravity. Should have been called, "Clumsy Astronauts."

Is it me or is Gravity's Message: women are bad astronauts. And should stay in the kitchen.

Here's my tweet rendition of Gravity:

imoverhere                       butimoverhere

Gravity:

Helpimoverhere                 iamgoingtodie

pleasedont               itsokaysandra

byegeorge           loveyou

cool       bye

my gut tells me mission control didn't want to save clooney or bullock because they were so incompetent and stupid.

also - not once do they take a crap

With all the heaving  breathing in Gravity, did you wonder, "this is what it's like sleeping with Sandra Bullock?"

That's one's cold.

Anyway, none of this is to say that Gutfeld is some great sage we should all be listening to (disclosure: I've been known to actually enjoy the bizarro show that is RedEye), but I haven't been able to find very many people who thought so strongly negative towards Gravity.

[Bort]

And I'll second the 3D (or IMAX, if available) rec. Pretty subtle and it added a lot.

I usually think 3D is unnecessary, but you're right it was subtle and done right. Unlike the preview for the latest Lord of the Rings thing that looked like some kind of big screen diorama.

If you are going to see this movie it has to be on a big screen.

Not everyone agrees.

Also, is 3D necessary if all you're gunna do is send a fountain pen my direction?

Weird criticism.

DPD to expand on this.  He apparently really, really didn't like it.  Not sure how.

Just saw Gravity. Should have been called, "Clumsy Astronauts."

Is it me or is Gravity's Message: women are bad astronauts. And should stay in the kitchen.

Here's my tweet rendition of Gravity:

imoverhere                       butimoverhere

Gravity:

Helpimoverhere                 iamgoingtodie

pleasedont               itsokaysandra

byegeorge           loveyou

cool       bye

my gut tells me mission control didn't want to save clooney or bullock because they were so incompetent and stupid.

also - not once do they take a crap

With all the heaving  breathing in Gravity, did you wonder, "this is what it's like sleeping with Sandra Bullock?"

That's one's cold.

Anyway, none of this is to say that Gutfeld is some great sage we should all be listening to (disclosure: I've been known to actually enjoy the bizarro show that is RedEye), but I haven't been able to find very many people who thought so strongly negative towards Gravity.

My dad despised it. He went out of his way to tell me not to go. I changed the subject, because he is literally the only person I know who thought that.

[Saul Goodman]

And I'll second the 3D (or IMAX, if available) rec. Pretty subtle and it added a lot.

I usually think 3D is unnecessary, but you're right it was subtle and done right. Unlike the preview for the latest Lord of the Rings thing that looked like some kind of big screen diorama.

If you are going to see this movie it has to be on a big screen.

Not everyone agrees.

Also, is 3D necessary if all you're gunna do is send a fountain pen my direction?

Weird criticism.

DPD to expand on this.  He apparently really, really didn't like it.  Not sure how.

Just saw Gravity. Should have been called, "Clumsy Astronauts."

Is it me or is Gravity's Message: women are bad astronauts. And should stay in the kitchen.

Here's my tweet rendition of Gravity:

imoverhere                       butimoverhere

Gravity:

Helpimoverhere                 iamgoingtodie

pleasedont               itsokaysandra

byegeorge           loveyou

cool       bye

my gut tells me mission control didn't want to save clooney or bullock because they were so incompetent and stupid.

also - not once do they take a crap

With all the heaving  breathing in Gravity, did you wonder, "this is what it's like sleeping with Sandra Bullock?"

That's one's cold.

Anyway, none of this is to say that Gutfeld is some great sage we should all be listening to (disclosure: I've been known to actually enjoy the bizarro show that is RedEye), but I haven't been able to find very many people who thought so strongly negative towards Gravity.

My dad despised it. He went out of his way to tell me not to go. I changed the subject, because he is literally the only person I know who thought that.

Why did he despise it?

[Eli]

And I'll second the 3D (or IMAX, if available) rec. Pretty subtle and it added a lot.

I usually think 3D is unnecessary, but you're right it was subtle and done right. Unlike the preview for the latest Lord of the Rings thing that looked like some kind of big screen diorama.

If you are going to see this movie it has to be on a big screen.

Not everyone agrees.

Also, is 3D necessary if all you're gunna do is send a fountain pen my direction?

Weird criticism.

DPD to expand on this.  He apparently really, really didn't like it.  Not sure how.

Just saw Gravity. Should have been called, "Clumsy Astronauts."

Is it me or is Gravity's Message: women are bad astronauts. And should stay in the kitchen.

Here's my tweet rendition of Gravity:

imoverhere                       butimoverhere

Gravity:

Helpimoverhere                 iamgoingtodie

pleasedont               itsokaysandra

byegeorge           loveyou

cool       bye

my gut tells me mission control didn't want to save clooney or bullock because they were so incompetent and stupid.

also - not once do they take a crap

With all the heaving  breathing in Gravity, did you wonder, "this is what it's like sleeping with Sandra Bullock?"

That's one's cold.

Anyway, none of this is to say that Gutfeld is some great sage we should all be listening to (disclosure: I've been known to actually enjoy the bizarro show that is RedEye), but I haven't been able to find very many people who thought so strongly negative towards Gravity.

My dad despised it. He went out of his way to tell me not to go. I changed the subject, because he is literally the only person I know who thought that.

Why did he despise it?

Little-known fact: Jon is the son of Greg Gutfeld.

[ChuckD]

And I'll second the 3D (or IMAX, if available) rec. Pretty subtle and it added a lot.

I usually think 3D is unnecessary, but you're right it was subtle and done right. Unlike the preview for the latest Lord of the Rings thing that looked like some kind of big screen diorama.

If you are going to see this movie it has to be on a big screen.

Not everyone agrees.

Also, is 3D necessary if all you're gunna do is send a fountain pen my direction?

Weird criticism.

DPD to expand on this.  He apparently really, really didn't like it.  Not sure how.

Just saw Gravity. Should have been called, "Clumsy Astronauts."

Is it me or is Gravity's Message: women are bad astronauts. And should stay in the kitchen.

Here's my tweet rendition of Gravity:

imoverhere                       butimoverhere

Gravity:

Helpimoverhere                 iamgoingtodie

pleasedont               itsokaysandra

byegeorge           loveyou

cool       bye

my gut tells me mission control didn't want to save clooney or bullock because they were so incompetent and stupid.

also - not once do they take a crap

With all the heaving  breathing in Gravity, did you wonder, "this is what it's like sleeping with Sandra Bullock?"

That's one's cold.

Anyway, none of this is to say that Gutfeld is some great sage we should all be listening to (disclosure: I've been known to actually enjoy the bizarro show that is RedEye), but I haven't been able to find very many people who thought so strongly negative towards Gravity.

WHEN I PAY $15 FOR IMAX 3D I EXPECT THE 3D TO BE USED ARTISTICALLY. OH YOU'RE SENDING A FOUNTAIN PEN AT ME? SMH. SHOW ME SANDRA BULLOCK TAKING A DUMP IN SPACE. SEND THE TURDS AT ME FFS. #WASTED3D #3DWASTE #OVER140LIKEOBAMA

[Internet Apex]

And I'll second the 3D (or IMAX, if available) rec. Pretty subtle and it added a lot.

I usually think 3D is unnecessary, but you're right it was subtle and done right. Unlike the preview for the latest Lord of the Rings thing that looked like some kind of big screen diorama.

If you are going to see this movie it has to be on a big screen.

Not everyone agrees.

Also, is 3D necessary if all you're gunna do is send a fountain pen my direction?

Weird criticism.

DPD to expand on this.  He apparently really, really didn't like it.  Not sure how.

Just saw Gravity. Should have been called, "Clumsy Astronauts."

Is it me or is Gravity's Message: women are bad astronauts. And should stay in the kitchen.

Here's my tweet rendition of Gravity:

imoverhere                       butimoverhere

Gravity:

Helpimoverhere                 iamgoingtodie

pleasedont               itsokaysandra

byegeorge           loveyou

cool       bye

my gut tells me mission control didn't want to save clooney or bullock because they were so incompetent and stupid.

also - not once do they take a crap

With all the heaving  breathing in Gravity, did you wonder, "this is what it's like sleeping with Sandra Bullock?"

That's one's cold.

Anyway, none of this is to say that Gutfeld is some great sage we should all be listening to (disclosure: I've been known to actually enjoy the bizarro show that is RedEye), but I haven't been able to find very many people who thought so strongly negative towards Gravity.

My dad despised it. He went out of his way to tell me not to go. I changed the subject, because he is literally the only person I know who thought that.

Why did he despise it?

Little-known fact: Jon is the son of Greg Gutfeld.

Maybe his dad is this guy.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/movies/2013/10/alfonso-cuarons-generic-gravity.html

[Bort]

And I'll second the 3D (or IMAX, if available) rec. Pretty subtle and it added a lot.

I usually think 3D is unnecessary, but you're right it was subtle and done right. Unlike the preview for the latest Lord of the Rings thing that looked like some kind of big screen diorama.

If you are going to see this movie it has to be on a big screen.

Not everyone agrees.

Also, is 3D necessary if all you're gunna do is send a fountain pen my direction?

Weird criticism.

DPD to expand on this.  He apparently really, really didn't like it.  Not sure how.

Just saw Gravity. Should have been called, "Clumsy Astronauts."

Is it me or is Gravity's Message: women are bad astronauts. And should stay in the kitchen.

Here's my tweet rendition of Gravity:

imoverhere                       butimoverhere

Gravity:

Helpimoverhere                 iamgoingtodie

pleasedont               itsokaysandra

byegeorge           loveyou

cool       bye

my gut tells me mission control didn't want to save clooney or bullock because they were so incompetent and stupid.

also - not once do they take a crap

With all the heaving  breathing in Gravity, did you wonder, "this is what it's like sleeping with Sandra Bullock?"

That's one's cold.

Anyway, none of this is to say that Gutfeld is some great sage we should all be listening to (disclosure: I've been known to actually enjoy the bizarro show that is RedEye), but I haven't been able to find very many people who thought so strongly negative towards Gravity.

My dad despised it. He went out of his way to tell me not to go. I changed the subject, because he is literally the only person I know who thought that.

Why did he despise it?

I didn't press it. He said "don't waste your money, it was horrible."

[Saul Goodman]

And I'll second the 3D (or IMAX, if available) rec. Pretty subtle and it added a lot.

I usually think 3D is unnecessary, but you're right it was subtle and done right. Unlike the preview for the latest Lord of the Rings thing that looked like some kind of big screen diorama.

If you are going to see this movie it has to be on a big screen.

Not everyone agrees.

Also, is 3D necessary if all you're gunna do is send a fountain pen my direction?

Weird criticism.

DPD to expand on this.  He apparently really, really didn't like it.  Not sure how.

Just saw Gravity. Should have been called, "Clumsy Astronauts."

Is it me or is Gravity's Message: women are bad astronauts. And should stay in the kitchen.

Here's my tweet rendition of Gravity:

imoverhere                       butimoverhere

Gravity:

Helpimoverhere                 iamgoingtodie

pleasedont               itsokaysandra

byegeorge           loveyou

cool       bye

my gut tells me mission control didn't want to save clooney or bullock because they were so incompetent and stupid.

also - not once do they take a crap

With all the heaving  breathing in Gravity, did you wonder, "this is what it's like sleeping with Sandra Bullock?"

That's one's cold.

Anyway, none of this is to say that Gutfeld is some great sage we should all be listening to (disclosure: I've been known to actually enjoy the bizarro show that is RedEye), but I haven't been able to find very many people who thought so strongly negative towards Gravity.

My dad despised it. He went out of his way to tell me not to go. I changed the subject, because he is literally the only person I know who thought that.

Why did he despise it?

I didn't press it. He said "don't waste your money, it was horrible."

"Why, exactly?"

[CBStew]

We saw this in 3D last night.  The last 3D movie that I saw was in the 1950's.  It was about African lions devouring everything in sight.  No plot.  Just lions eating everyone right and left.  "You.   Over there.  Yeah, you. Your turn.  Come over here and get eaten."  When you have good 3d you don't need a plot.  Maybe not even a story.  It is about 3D.  "Gravity" is about 3d.  Go see it in 3d.  It is magnificent.  They had the good sense to make it only and hour and a half long.  More than that and you would start squirming.  It is harrowing and breathtaking in more ways than one.  I expressed suspicion about this movie because they chose to star George Clooney and Sandra Bullock.  I thought that they put them in the movie because they needed star power to sell it.  Guess what?  To say that they starred those two suggests that they were featured over the other actors.  No.  They are the only actors in the movie.
As I suggested above, there is no plot.  It is about the awesome danger of being in space.  If you are scientifically minded you may hate this movie.  I am not a scientist.  But even I thought to myself, "That ain't right.  That is not accurate."  Certain things occur for the thrill and the drama that could not actually occur.  I don't want to write any spoilers, and I am not going to mention the spoiler that Bill Maher blurted out on national TV.   It is a very good movie that you won't soon forget.