Bummed

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Oail Andrew "Bum" Phillips, 90.

I know it's trite to wistfully remark that "they don't make 'em like that anymore", but it's true in this case.  The guy stalked the sidelines dressed as a goddamn cowboy for crying out loud.

Some really choice quotes:

"Two kinds of players ain't worth a damn: One never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' but what he's told"

(On RB Earl Campbell's inability to finish a 1-mile run) "When it's 1st and a mile, I won't give it to him."  

(Re: player who scored low on the Wonderlic): "Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me."

"You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else."

(In response to Sid Gillman telling him that breaking down film was better than sex) "Sid, you must not be doing it right."

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Kicking The Pearly Gates Down.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Love ya, Death!

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My personal favorite:

On Miami Dolphins coach Don Shula: "He can take his'n and beat your'n and take your'n and beat his'n."

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[CT III]

(On Warren Moon's ARMCOCK):    "That boy could throw a football through a car wash and not get it wet."

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(On Warren Moon's ARMCOCK):    "That boy could throw a football through a car wash and not get it wet."