The All-Purpose No Bullshit Tolerating Who Should Be The Next Radio Guy

[Slaky]

http://www.bleachernation.com/2013/11/12/many-cubs-on-the-list-of-candidates-to-join-radio-booth-and-other-bullets/

Have it at fellas. This list is filled with bad.

Rick Sutcliffe (too drinky)
Kerry Wood (too cool)
Todd Hollandsworth (too coked up)
Mark DeRosa (too still playing)
Ryan Theriot (too right side of the rivalry)
Eric Karros (too FOXy)
Doug Glanville (too smart)
Dave Otto (too PANKFOSHy)
Andy Masur (ahh yep there we go)

[PenFoe]

Where's the poll?

Where's TJ?

MODS!!!

[Slaky]

Where's the poll?

Where's TJ?

MODS!!!

Fixed it. Vote now!

[PenFoe]

Where's the poll?

Where's TJ?

MODS!!!

Fixed it. Vote now!

After seeing his video for the PA jorb, I voted for Pex.

[Saul Goodman]

Needs something big...

But seriously, Hughes solo. The poll should be "Who gets to call the game during Pat's fifth inning shit?"

[ChuckD]

Needs something big...

But seriously, Hughes solo. The poll should be "Who gets to call the game during Pat's fifth inning shit?"

Voting late '90s R. Kelly and an early '20s Javier Baez.

[Saul Goodman]

No nomination for Judddddddd?  Daddy's not going to be happy when he hears this.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

No nomination for Judddddddd?  Daddy's not going to be happy when he hears this.

Does his daddy have more pull than his uncle, Bob Sirott?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

No nomination for Judddddddd?  Daddy's not going to be happy when he hears this.

Does his daddy have more pull than his uncle, Bob Sirott?

At this point in time I'd hope so.

[Saul Goodman]

No nomination for Judddddddd?  Daddy's not going to be happy when he hears this.

Does his daddy have more pull than his uncle, Bob Sirott?

That's what I meant.  Thanks, PANK.

[CBStew]

Mark Grace.  He served his time.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Mark Grace.  He served his time.

I'm fine with Grace.  I'm sure he'd love a chance to move back to Lincoln Park and not have to worry about driving to work.  Of course I'm always partial to DAY VOTTO but I'm pretty sure his best chance was when he lost out to Moreland.  I'll be driven to PANKRAGE if it's Hollandsowrth or DeRosa (I'm not even considering that muppet Theriot as a serious contender).

[Saul Goodman]

Mark Grace.  He served his time.

I'm fine with Grace.  I'm sure he'd love a chance to move back to Lincoln Park and not have to worry about driving to work.  Of course I'm always partial to DAY VOTTO but I'm pretty sure his best chance was when he lost out to Moreland.  I'll be driven to PANKRAGE if it's Hollandsowrth or DeRosa (I'm not even considering that muppet Theriot as a serious contender).

If they decide they're going to hire Grace, wouldn't he insist on the TV job?  Would he prefer a TV job elsewhere over the Cubs' radio job?  And aside from what Grace would want, wouldn't the Cubs rather pair him with Len anyway for what I assume he'd be making?

[Gilgamesh]

Mark Grace.  He served his time.

I'm fine with Grace.  I'm sure he'd love a chance to move back to Lincoln Park and not have to worry about driving to work.  Of course I'm always partial to DAY VOTTO but I'm pretty sure his best chance was when he lost out to Moreland.  I'll be driven to PANKRAGE if it's Hollandsowrth or DeRosa (I'm not even considering that muppet Theriot as a serious contender).

If they decide they're going to hire Grace, wouldn't he insist on the TV job?  Would he prefer a TV job elsewhere over the Cubs' radio job?  And aside from what Grace would want, wouldn't the Cubs rather pair him with Len anyway for what I assume he'd be making?

If he chose the radio gig, he could still come in to work relatively shit-faced and/or hungover and only acute listeners would be able to pick up on it.

[CT III]

I voted for Al Yellon because radio is dead.