Beer

[PenPho]

Also, if you want something totally different, go for the R'aison D'etra.
Though you might hate it.

Raison d'être?

Or are they retarded?

I assume they have it correctly, Pendanthrill.

Can you wear that?

<insert Thrill is gay joke here>

[Internet Apex]

Which Dogfish Head brew is the best and can be found in the common big city liquor store? Guide my hand into the cooler tonight. Win a prize. 

Get the 60 or 90 minute IPA. But don't get them if you don't like IPAs. Respond and I will alter my suggestion accordingly.

I hate IPAs.

[PenPho]

Which Dogfish Head brew is the best and can be found in the common big city liquor store? Guide my hand into the cooler tonight. Win a prize. 

Get the 60 or 90 minute IPA. But don't get them if you don't like IPAs. Respond and I will alter my suggestion accordingly.

I hate IPAs.

Then I would avoid Dogfish Head altogether, but I'll let Slaky come in and recommend something fruity delightful.

[Slaky]

Which Dogfish Head brew is the best and can be found in the common big city liquor store? Guide my hand into the cooler tonight. Win a prize. 

Get the 60 or 90 minute IPA. But don't get them if you don't like IPAs. Respond and I will alter my suggestion accordingly.

I hate IPAs.

Then I would avoid Dogfish Head altogether, but I'll let Slaky come in and recommend something fruity delightful.

My recommendation: Miller Lite.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Which Dogfish Head brew is the best and can be found in the common big city liquor store? Guide my hand into the cooler tonight. Win a prize.  

Get the 60 or 90 minute IPA. But don't get them if you don't like IPAs. Respond and I will alter my suggestion accordingly.

I hate IPAs.

Then I would avoid Dogfish Head altogether, but I'll let Slaky come in and recommend something fruity delightful.

My recommendation: Miller Lite.

Tripple-hoppeds brewed Miller Lite?

Could be a bit too much.

Editted'd

[CT III]

Which Dogfish Head brew is the best and can be found in the common big city liquor store? Guide my hand into the cooler tonight. Win a prize.  

Get the 60 or 90 minute IPA. But don't get them if you don't like IPAs. Respond and I will alter my suggestion accordingly.

I hate IPAs.

Then I would avoid Dogfish Head altogether, but I'll let Slaky come in and recommend something fruity delightful.

My recommendation: Miller Lite.

Tripple-hoppeds brewed Miller Lite?

Could be a bit too much.

Editted'd

The rifled bottleneck makes sure it all goes where I'm aiming it.

[Gilgamesh]

Which Dogfish Head brew is the best and can be found in the common big city liquor store? Guide my hand into the cooler tonight. Win a prize.  

Get the 60 or 90 minute IPA. But don't get them if you don't like IPAs. Respond and I will alter my suggestion accordingly.

I hate IPAs.

Then I would avoid Dogfish Head altogether, but I'll let Slaky come in and recommend something fruity delightful.

My recommendation: Miller Lite.

Tripple-hoppeds brewed Miller Lite?

Could be a bit too much.

Editted'd

The rifled bottleneck makes sure it all goes where I'm aiming it.

VORTEX!!!!

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Which Dogfish Head brew is the best and can be found in the common big city liquor store? Guide my hand into the cooler tonight. Win a prize.  

Get the 60 or 90 minute IPA. But don't get them if you don't like IPAs. Respond and I will alter my suggestion accordingly.

I hate IPAs.

Then I would avoid Dogfish Head altogether, but I'll let Slaky come in and recommend something fruity delightful.

My recommendation: Miller Lite.

Tripple-hoppeds brewed Miller Lite?

Could be a bit too much.

Editted'd

The rifled bottleneck makes sure it all goes where I'm aiming it.

Know what else is rifled to make sure everything goes where you're aiming it?

The human penis.

[CT III]

Which Dogfish Head brew is the best and can be found in the common big city liquor store? Guide my hand into the cooler tonight. Win a prize.  

Get the 60 or 90 minute IPA. But don't get them if you don't like IPAs. Respond and I will alter my suggestion accordingly.

I hate IPAs.

Then I would avoid Dogfish Head altogether, but I'll let Slaky come in and recommend something fruity delightful.

My recommendation: Miller Lite.

Tripple-hoppeds brewed Miller Lite?

Could be a bit too much.

Editted'd

The rifled bottleneck makes sure it all goes where I'm aiming it.

Know what else is rifled to make sure everything goes where you're aiming it?

The human penis.

Yeah but it's still better than the old technique of having a bunch of redcoats line up in formation and just start throwing beer everywhere.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Which Dogfish Head brew is the best and can be found in the common big city liquor store? Guide my hand into the cooler tonight. Win a prize.  

Get the 60 or 90 minute IPA. But don't get them if you don't like IPAs. Respond and I will alter my suggestion accordingly.

I hate IPAs.

Then I would avoid Dogfish Head altogether, but I'll let Slaky come in and recommend something fruity delightful.

My recommendation: Miller Lite.

Tripple-hoppeds brewed Miller Lite?

Could be a bit too much.

Editted'd

The rifled bottleneck makes sure it all goes where I'm aiming it.

Know what else is rifled to make sure everything goes where you're aiming it?

The human penis.

Yeah but it's still better than the old technique of having a bunch of redcoats line up in formation and just start throwing beer everywhere.

I'm no urologist, but I'm fairly certain the human penis is smoothbore.

[Gilgamesh]

Which Dogfish Head brew is the best and can be found in the common big city liquor store? Guide my hand into the cooler tonight. Win a prize.  

Get the 60 or 90 minute IPA. But don't get them if you don't like IPAs. Respond and I will alter my suggestion accordingly.

I hate IPAs.

Then I would avoid Dogfish Head altogether, but I'll let Slaky come in and recommend something fruity delightful.

My recommendation: Miller Lite.

Tripple-hoppeds brewed Miller Lite?

Could be a bit too much.

Editted'd

The rifled bottleneck makes sure it all goes where I'm aiming it.

Know what else is rifled to make sure everything goes where you're aiming it?

The human penis.

Yeah but it's still better than the old technique of having a bunch of redcoats line up in formation and just start throwing beer everywhere.

I'm no urologist, but I'm fairly certain the human penis is smoothbore.

Maybe YOUR penis is.  I'm sure Thrill's the expert for a reason, TEC.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Which Dogfish Head brew is the best and can be found in the common big city liquor store? Guide my hand into the cooler tonight. Win a prize.  

Get the 60 or 90 minute IPA. But don't get them if you don't like IPAs. Respond and I will alter my suggestion accordingly.

I hate IPAs.

Then I would avoid Dogfish Head altogether, but I'll let Slaky come in and recommend something fruity delightful.

My recommendation: Miller Lite.

Tripple-hoppeds brewed Miller Lite?

Could be a bit too much.

Editted'd

The rifled bottleneck makes sure it all goes where I'm aiming it.

Know what else is rifled to make sure everything goes where you're aiming it?

The human penis.

Yeah but it's still better than the old technique of having a bunch of redcoats line up in formation and just start throwing beer everywhere.

I'm no urologist, but I'm fairly certain the human penis is smoothbore.

http://books.google.com/books?id=EZRdj4LeVooC&pg=PA331&lpg=PA331

The empty urethra is horizontal in cross-section but the meatus is a vertical slit, hence the spiral stream of urine.

http://books.google.com/books?id=gZEEAQAAIAAJ&pg=PA1052&lpg=PA1052

As already mentioned, the collapsed urethra is represented by a fissure. This in the glans penis is vertical in direction. A short horizontal branch is superadded at the upper end of the fossa navicularis, giving the fissure the aspect of an inverted T. Above this point the horizontal limb progressively elongates, while the vertical limb shortens until the former alone is left, and the rest of the spongy urethra is represented by a transverse fissure. In the membranous segment the fissure is usually stellate, while in the prostatic region the presence of the colliculus gives it the U-like form already described. This progressive change of shape involves a kind of rifling of the tube, and probably accounts for the spiral form of the normal stream of urine.

[Gilgamesh]

Which Dogfish Head brew is the best and can be found in the common big city liquor store? Guide my hand into the cooler tonight. Win a prize.  

Get the 60 or 90 minute IPA. But don't get them if you don't like IPAs. Respond and I will alter my suggestion accordingly.

I hate IPAs.

Then I would avoid Dogfish Head altogether, but I'll let Slaky come in and recommend something fruity delightful.

My recommendation: Miller Lite.

Tripple-hoppeds brewed Miller Lite?

Could be a bit too much.

Editted'd

The rifled bottleneck makes sure it all goes where I'm aiming it.

Know what else is rifled to make sure everything goes where you're aiming it?

The human penis.

Yeah but it's still better than the old technique of having a bunch of redcoats line up in formation and just start throwing beer everywhere.

I'm no urologist, but I'm fairly certain the human penis is smoothbore.

http://books.google.com/books?id=EZRdj4LeVooC&pg=PA331&lpg=PA331

The empty urethra is horizontal in cross-section but the meatus is a vertical slit, hence the spiral stream of urine.

http://books.google.com/books?id=gZEEAQAAIAAJ&pg=PA1052&lpg=PA1052

As already mentioned, the collapsed urethra is represented by a fissure. This in the glans penis is vertical in direction. A short horizontal branch is superadded at the upper end of the fossa navicularis, giving the fissure the aspect of an inverted T. Above this point the horizontal limb progressively elongates, while the vertical limb shortens until the former alone is left, and the rest of the spongy urethra is represented by a transverse fissure. In the membranous segment the fissure is usually stellate, while in the prostatic region the presence of the colliculus gives it the U-like form already described. This progressive change of shape involves a kind of rifling of the tube, and probably accounts for the spiral form of the normal stream of urine.

So, let's talk about beer, then.

Seriously, you're just baiting Crabs at this point.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Seriously, you're just baiting Crabs at this point.

I'm not sure how much talking about beer will change that. But, okay...

Half Acre: I've had the Daisy Cutter and the Half Acre Lager. Would recommend both, except the latter is apparently retired.

Metropolitan: I've sampled the Dynamo Copper Lager and thought it sucked, but I might have been wrong.

Finally... http://beermapping.com/maps/citymaps.php?m=chicago

(Click away at the legend to narrow down the push pins.)

[Bort]

Jesus fucking Christ. I wake up to find a meatus  in the beer thread?