Beer

[Tonker]

Road Trip.

Berlin?  And Munich doesn't make it?  Those fucking Prussians wouldn't know a decent beer if you smacked them round the head with it.  What an enormous, steaming pile of shit.

However, road trip to Amsterdam is to be encouraged.  Just let me know when you're coming.

[Tonker]

By the way, it's a good job South Africans can make wine.

[BH]

Road Trip.

Berlin?  And Munich doesn't make it?  Those fucking Prussians wouldn't know a decent beer if you smacked them round the head with it.  What an enormous, steaming pile of shit.

However, road trip to Amsterdam is to be encouraged.  Just let me know when you're coming.

I'm surprised phoenix isn't on there. I've heard they are the epicenter of great beer and mexican food.

[PenPho]

Road Trip.

Berlin?  And Munich doesn't make it?  Those fucking Prussians wouldn't know a decent beer if you smacked them round the head with it.  What an enormous, steaming pile of shit.

However, road trip to Amsterdam is to be encouraged.  Just let me know when you're coming.

I'm surprised phoenix isn't on there. I've heard they are the epicenter of great beer and mexican food.

Interesting, I've never heard this.

[SKO]

I had cans of PBR last night.  Glorious.

They're not half bad if you pour them in a glass. But you probably like the taste of aluminum or don't care.

Hipster cheap beer finally made it around crab's condo?

I don't read this thread much, but I was glancing through it and came across this assertion that PBR is hipster beer. Now, I don't care what the hipsters think they've appropriated or laid claim to, PBR will never be theirs. Let me tell you about a man named LG Morris. If you're wondering what the L and G stand for, well, you're wasting your time because LG's name was simply the letters L and G. He was my grandpa's brother and they were Kentuckyfolk and they don't cotton to your ideas about what is or isn't a proper name. They also had a Floyd Jr. despite the presence of no other Floyds in the family and three or four James in non-sequential order. Anyway, LG was a Korean War veteran. He'd tell you this with pride, and then follow up by describing in detail every "Gook" he could remember killing. If he was feelin' real perky that day, he'd show you the bayonet he used to gut one. LG also had a straight line scar down the middle of his forehead that he got one day while chasing his brother around the yard with a hatchet. He ran into the clothesline and the hatchet snapped right back at him and the flat end broke open his forehead and left a nice mark till his dying day. He had tattoos of nekkid women so graphic that an East German dominatrix would run in horror. He once shot my Grandpa in the ass with buckshot because he thought it'd be funny. He once spent an entire evening stuffing his other brother's shotgun shells full of chicken feathers and then laughed his ass off when he fired it and it looked like he'd killed an entire flock of birds. One day he invited my Grandpa over to work on his car in the garage while it was raining and said that it only leaked "a little." When he came back later that day to find my absolutely drenched Grandpa he laughed and said that it leaked "a little over there, and a little over there, and a little over there...." In many ways he was the ultimate dick, and yet he was beloved by all.

My point here, is that LG was a batshit crazy redneck and he drank PBR in quantities vast enough to kill an elephant so big that PT Barnum would shit his pants at the very sight of it. No girl-jean wearing hipster will ever have a rightful claim to that beverage.

[Saul Goodman]

I had cans of PBR last night.  Glorious.

They're not half bad if you pour them in a glass. But you probably like the taste of aluminum or don't care.

Hipster cheap beer finally made it around crab's condo?

I don't read this thread much, but I was glancing through it and came across this assertion that PBR is hipster beer. Now, I don't care what the hipsters think they've appropriated or laid claim to, PBR will never be theirs. Let me tell you about a man named LG Morris. If you're wondering what the L and G stand for, well, you're wasting your time because LG's name was simply the letters L and G. He was my grandpa's brother and they were Kentuckyfolk and they don't cotton to your ideas about what is or isn't a proper name. They also had a Floyd Jr. despite the presence of no other Floyds in the family and three or four James in non-sequential order. Anyway, LG was a Korean War veteran. He'd tell you this with pride, and then follow up by describing in detail every "Gook" he could remember killing. If he was feelin' real perky that day, he'd show you the bayonet he used to gut one. LG also had a straight line scar down the middle of his forehead that he got one day while chasing his brother around the yard with a hatchet. He ran into the clothesline and the hatchet snapped right back at him and the flat end broke open his forehead and left a nice mark till his dying day. He had tattoos of nekkid women so graphic that an East German dominatrix would run in horror. He once shot my Grandpa in the ass with buckshot because he thought it'd be funny. He once spent an entire evening stuffing his other brother's shotgun shells full of chicken feathers and then laughed his ass off when he fired it and it looked like he'd killed an entire flock of birds. One day he invited my Grandpa over to work on his car in the garage while it was raining and said that it only leaked "a little." When he came back later that day to find my absolutely drenched Grandpa he laughed and said that it leaked "a little over there, and a little over there, and a little over there...." In many ways he was the ultimate dick, and yet he was beloved by all.

My point here, is that LG was a batshit crazy redneck and he drank PBR in quantities vast enough to kill an elephant so big that PT Barnum would shit his pants at the very sight of it. No girl-jean wearing hipster will ever have a rightful claim to that beverage.

BILL BRASKY!

[Internet Apex]

I had cans of PBR last night.  Glorious.

They're not half bad if you pour them in a glass. But you probably like the taste of aluminum or don't care.

Hipster cheap beer finally made it around crab's condo?

I don't read this thread much, but I was glancing through it and came across this assertion that PBR is hipster beer. Now, I don't care what the hipsters think they've appropriated or laid claim to, PBR will never be theirs. Let me tell you about a man named LG Morris. If you're wondering what the L and G stand for, well, you're wasting your time because LG's name was simply the letters L and G. He was my grandpa's brother and they were Kentuckyfolk and they don't cotton to your ideas about what is or isn't a proper name. They also had a Floyd Jr. despite the presence of no other Floyds in the family and three or four James in non-sequential order. Anyway, LG was a Korean War veteran. He'd tell you this with pride, and then follow up by describing in detail every "Gook" he could remember killing. If he was feelin' real perky that day, he'd show you the bayonet he used to gut one. LG also had a straight line scar down the middle of his forehead that he got one day while chasing his brother around the yard with a hatchet. He ran into the clothesline and the hatchet snapped right back at him and the flat end broke open his forehead and left a nice mark till his dying day. He had tattoos of nekkid women so graphic that an East German dominatrix would run in horror. He once shot my Grandpa in the ass with buckshot because he thought it'd be funny. He once spent an entire evening stuffing his other brother's shotgun shells full of chicken feathers and then laughed his ass off when he fired it and it looked like he'd killed an entire flock of birds. One day he invited my Grandpa over to work on his car in the garage while it was raining and said that it only leaked "a little." When he came back later that day to find my absolutely drenched Grandpa he laughed and said that it leaked "a little over there, and a little over there, and a little over there...." In many ways he was the ultimate dick, and yet he was beloved by all.

My point here, is that LG was a batshit crazy redneck and he drank PBR in quantities vast enough to kill an elephant so big that PT Barnum would shit his pants at the very sight of it. No girl-jean wearing hipster will ever have a rightful claim to that beverage.

Thank God for this. I'm never losing sight of this entry for as long as I live. In fact, the next time I'm with my family and they begin to Glen Beck Palin Jeff Gordon Sandberg me into a coma, I'm going to read this and laugh because... Well, fuck, I need a good laugh sometimes.

[Bort]

I had cans of PBR last night.  Glorious.

They're not half bad if you pour them in a glass. But you probably like the taste of aluminum or don't care.

Hipster cheap beer finally made it around crab's condo?

I don't read this thread much, but I was glancing through it and came across this assertion that PBR is hipster beer. Now, I don't care what the hipsters think they've appropriated or laid claim to, PBR will never be theirs. Let me tell you about a man named LG Morris. If you're wondering what the L and G stand for, well, you're wasting your time because LG's name was simply the letters L and G. He was my grandpa's brother and they were Kentuckyfolk and they don't cotton to your ideas about what is or isn't a proper name. They also had a Floyd Jr. despite the presence of no other Floyds in the family and three or four James in non-sequential order. Anyway, LG was a Korean War veteran. He'd tell you this with pride, and then follow up by describing in detail every "Gook" he could remember killing. If he was feelin' real perky that day, he'd show you the bayonet he used to gut one. LG also had a straight line scar down the middle of his forehead that he got one day while chasing his brother around the yard with a hatchet. He ran into the clothesline and the hatchet snapped right back at him and the flat end broke open his forehead and left a nice mark till his dying day. He had tattoos of nekkid women so graphic that an East German dominatrix would run in horror. He once shot my Grandpa in the ass with buckshot because he thought it'd be funny. He once spent an entire evening stuffing his other brother's shotgun shells full of chicken feathers and then laughed his ass off when he fired it and it looked like he'd killed an entire flock of birds. One day he invited my Grandpa over to work on his car in the garage while it was raining and said that it only leaked "a little." When he came back later that day to find my absolutely drenched Grandpa he laughed and said that it leaked "a little over there, and a little over there, and a little over there...." In many ways he was the ultimate dick, and yet he was beloved by all.

My point here, is that LG was a batshit crazy redneck and he drank PBR in quantities vast enough to kill an elephant so big that PT Barnum would shit his pants at the very sight of it. No girl-jean wearing hipster will ever have a rightful claim to that beverage.

TRUTH.

[Gilgamesh]

I had cans of PBR last night.  Glorious.

They're not half bad if you pour them in a glass. But you probably like the taste of aluminum or don't care.

Hipster cheap beer finally made it around crab's condo?

I don't read this thread much, but I was glancing through it and came across this assertion that PBR is hipster beer. Now, I don't care what the hipsters think they've appropriated or laid claim to, PBR will never be theirs. Let me tell you about a man named LG Morris. If you're wondering what the L and G stand for, well, you're wasting your time because LG's name was simply the letters L and G. He was my grandpa's brother and they were Kentuckyfolk and they don't cotton to your ideas about what is or isn't a proper name. They also had a Floyd Jr. despite the presence of no other Floyds in the family and three or four James in non-sequential order. Anyway, LG was a Korean War veteran. He'd tell you this with pride, and then follow up by describing in detail every "Gook" he could remember killing. If he was feelin' real perky that day, he'd show you the bayonet he used to gut one. LG also had a straight line scar down the middle of his forehead that he got one day while chasing his brother around the yard with a hatchet. He ran into the clothesline and the hatchet snapped right back at him and the flat end broke open his forehead and left a nice mark till his dying day. He had tattoos of nekkid women so graphic that an East German dominatrix would run in horror. He once shot my Grandpa in the ass with buckshot because he thought it'd be funny. He once spent an entire evening stuffing his other brother's shotgun shells full of chicken feathers and then laughed his ass off when he fired it and it looked like he'd killed an entire flock of birds. One day he invited my Grandpa over to work on his car in the garage while it was raining and said that it only leaked "a little." When he came back later that day to find my absolutely drenched Grandpa he laughed and said that it leaked "a little over there, and a little over there, and a little over there...." In many ways he was the ultimate dick, and yet he was beloved by all.

My point here, is that LG was a batshit crazy redneck and he drank PBR in quantities vast enough to kill an elephant so big that PT Barnum would shit his pants at the very sight of it. No girl-jean wearing hipster will ever have a rightful claim to that beverage.

I smell a competing ad campaign against the most interesting man in the world/Dos Equis thing.

[Slaky]

Dogfish Head's Bitches Brew will be available in the following states: http://www.dogfish.com/brews-spirits/the-brews/occassional-rarities/bitches-brew.htm

I have no idea if Illinois is included because the link won't open for me at work.

[Bort]

Dogfish Head's Bitches Brew will be available in the following states: http://www.dogfish.com/brews-spirits/the-brews/occassional-rarities/bitches-brew.htm

I have no idea if Illinois is included because the link won't open for me at work.

AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, IL, IN. MA, MD. ME, NC, NJ, NV, NY, OH, OR, PA, RI, VA, VT, WA, and WI.

[Eli]

Dogfish Head's Bitches Brew will be available in the following states: http://www.dogfish.com/brews-spirits/the-brews/occassional-rarities/bitches-brew.htm

I have no idea if Illinois is included because the link won't open for me at work.

AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, IL, IN. MA, MD. ME, NC, NJ, NV, NY, OH, OR, PA, RI, VA, VT, WA, and WI.

And I've still never had anything by Dogfish.  Looks like it'll stay that way for a while.

[Internet Apex]

Dogfish Head's Bitches Brew will be available in the following states: http://www.dogfish.com/brews-spirits/the-brews/occassional-rarities/bitches-brew.htm

I have no idea if Illinois is included because the link won't open for me at work.

Intrepid Reader: Method Man

Wicked women puttin' period blood in stew:
Don't that make the stew 'witches' brew?'
I pray for the 85 that aint got a clue.

[Bort]

I pray for the 85 that aint got a clue.

Why? They're not at Wrigley.

[Internet Apex]

I pray for the 85 that aint got a clue.

Why? They're not at Wrigley.

Intrepid Reader: Method Man

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nation_of_Gods_and_Earths