Beer

[Bort]

I pray for the 85 that aint got a clue.

Why? They're not at Wrigley.

Intrepid Reader: Method Man

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nation_of_Gods_and_Earths

I swee that you're not playing along with my Lee Elia joke.

[PenPho]

Dogfish Head's Bitches Brew will be available in the following states: http://www.dogfish.com/brews-spirits/the-brews/occassional-rarities/bitches-brew.htm

I have no idea if Illinois is included because the link won't open for me at work.

AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, IL, IN. MA, MD. ME, NC, NJ, NV, NY, OH, OR, PA, RI, VA, VT, WA, and WI.

And I've still never had anything by Dogfish.  Looks like it'll stay that way for a while.

Everyone but Eli FTW.

[Internet Apex]

I pray for the 85 that aint got a clue.

Why? They're not at Wrigley.

Intrepid Reader: Method Man

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nation_of_Gods_and_Earths

I swee that you're not playing along with my Lee Elia joke.

Can't Lee Elia and Method Man get along?

[Bort]

Dogfish Head's Bitches Brew will be available in the following states: http://www.dogfish.com/brews-spirits/the-brews/occassional-rarities/bitches-brew.htm

I have no idea if Illinois is included because the link won't open for me at work.

AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, IL, IN. MA, MD. ME, NC, NJ, NV, NY, OH, OR, PA, RI, VA, VT, WA, and WI.

And I've still never had anything by Dogfish.  Looks like it'll stay that way for a while.

Everyone but Eli FTW.

WOOHOO!

[Tonker]

Dogfish Head's Bitches Brew will be available in the following states: http://www.dogfish.com/brews-spirits/the-brews/occassional-rarities/bitches-brew.htm

I have no idea if Illinois is included because the link won't open for me at work.

AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, IL, IN. MA, MD. ME, NC, NJ, NV, NY, OH, OR, PA, RI, VA, VT, WA, and WI.

And I've still never had anything by Dogfish.  Looks like it'll stay that way for a while.

Everyone but Eli FTW.

Ahem.

[Bort]

Dogfish Head's Bitches Brew will be available in the following states: http://www.dogfish.com/brews-spirits/the-brews/occassional-rarities/bitches-brew.htm

I have no idea if Illinois is included because the link won't open for me at work.

AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, IL, IN. MA, MD. ME, NC, NJ, NV, NY, OH, OR, PA, RI, VA, VT, WA, and WI.

And I've still never had anything by Dogfish.  Looks like it'll stay that way for a while.

Everyone but Eli FTW.

Ahem.

Everyone who counts but Eli FTW.

[Eli]

Dogfish Head's Bitches Brew will be available in the following states: http://www.dogfish.com/brews-spirits/the-brews/occassional-rarities/bitches-brew.htm

I have no idea if Illinois is included because the link won't open for me at work.

AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, IL, IN. MA, MD. ME, NC, NJ, NV, NY, OH, OR, PA, RI, VA, VT, WA, and WI.

And I've still never had anything by Dogfish.  Looks like it'll stay that way for a while.

I couldn't be in better company.  Take that, someone somewhere!

Everyone but Eli FTW.

Ahem.

[Oleg]

Dogfish Head's Bitches Brew will be available in the following states: http://www.dogfish.com/brews-spirits/the-brews/occassional-rarities/bitches-brew.htm

I have no idea if Illinois is included because the link won't open for me at work.

AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, IL, IN. MA, MD. ME, NC, NJ, NV, NY, OH, OR, PA, RI, VA, VT, WA, and WI.

And I've still never had anything by Dogfish.  Looks like it'll stay that way for a while.

Everyone but Eli FTW.

Ahem.

I couldn't be in better company.  Take that, someone somewhere!

In Summertime?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I pray for the 85 that aint got a clue.

Why? They're not at Wrigley.

Intrepid Reader: Method Man

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nation_of_Gods_and_Earths

I swee that you're not playing along with my Lee Elia joke.

Can't Lee Elia and Method Man get along?

Lee Elia, that grafted devil of Yakub?

[Tonker]

Dogfish Head's Bitches Brew will be available in the following states: http://www.dogfish.com/brews-spirits/the-brews/occassional-rarities/bitches-brew.htm

I have no idea if Illinois is included because the link won't open for me at work.

AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, IL, IN. MA, MD. ME, NC, NJ, NV, NY, OH, OR, PA, RI, VA, VT, WA, and WI.

And I've still never had anything by Dogfish.  Looks like it'll stay that way for a while.

Everyone but Eli FTW.

Ahem.

Everyone who counts but Eli FTW.

Et tu, Borté?

[Bort]

Dogfish Head's Bitches Brew will be available in the following states: http://www.dogfish.com/brews-spirits/the-brews/occassional-rarities/bitches-brew.htm

I have no idea if Illinois is included because the link won't open for me at work.

AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, IL, IN. MA, MD. ME, NC, NJ, NV, NY, OH, OR, PA, RI, VA, VT, WA, and WI.

And I've still never had anything by Dogfish.  Looks like it'll stay that way for a while.

Everyone but Eli FTW.

Ahem.

Everyone who counts but Eli FTW.

Et tu, Borté?

Sorry, I was drunk on Bitches Brew at the time.

[BH]

I had cans of PBR last night.  Glorious.

They're not half bad if you pour them in a glass. But you probably like the taste of aluminum or don't care.

Hipster cheap beer finally made it around crab's condo?

I don't read this thread much, but I was glancing through it and came across this assertion that PBR is hipster beer. Now, I don't care what the hipsters think they've appropriated or laid claim to, PBR will never be theirs. Let me tell you about a man named LG Morris. If you're wondering what the L and G stand for, well, you're wasting your time because LG's name was simply the letters L and G. He was my grandpa's brother and they were Kentuckyfolk and they don't cotton to your ideas about what is or isn't a proper name. They also had a Floyd Jr. despite the presence of no other Floyds in the family and three or four James in non-sequential order. Anyway, LG was a Korean War veteran. He'd tell you this with pride, and then follow up by describing in detail every "Gook" he could remember killing. If he was feelin' real perky that day, he'd show you the bayonet he used to gut one. LG also had a straight line scar down the middle of his forehead that he got one day while chasing his brother around the yard with a hatchet. He ran into the clothesline and the hatchet snapped right back at him and the flat end broke open his forehead and left a nice mark till his dying day. He had tattoos of nekkid women so graphic that an East German dominatrix would run in horror. He once shot my Grandpa in the ass with buckshot because he thought it'd be funny. He once spent an entire evening stuffing his other brother's shotgun shells full of chicken feathers and then laughed his ass off when he fired it and it looked like he'd killed an entire flock of birds. One day he invited my Grandpa over to work on his car in the garage while it was raining and said that it only leaked "a little." When he came back later that day to find my absolutely drenched Grandpa he laughed and said that it leaked "a little over there, and a little over there, and a little over there...." In many ways he was the ultimate dick, and yet he was beloved by all.

My point here, is that LG was a batshit crazy redneck and he drank PBR in quantities vast enough to kill an elephant so big that PT Barnum would shit his pants at the very sight of it. No girl-jean wearing hipster will ever have a rightful claim to that beverage.

Sounds like him and crabs have a lot in common.

[Tonker]

If anybody ever tries to sell you a dark ale "with overtones of licorice" - oh, say "Badger Poacher's Choice" for instance, don't drink it.  It's fucking disgusting.  Tastes like licorice.

[PenPho]

Had Ballast Point Sculpin IPA this weekend - been looking for it forever and it finally showed up at the local store.

Best IPA I've ever had - if you ever find it, grab 10 of them.

[Slaky]

Had Ballast Point Sculpin IPA this weekend - been looking for it forever and it finally showed up at the local store.

Best IPA I've ever had - if you ever find it, grab 10 of them.

Have you had Pliny the Elder?