Beer

[Oleg]

http://www.paddylongs.com/paddy-longs-food/bacon-and-beer-tasting/

We pair five cuts of bacon with five beers to give you the ultimate beer and bacon experience. The beers change seasonally, so even if you've already enjoyed a Paddy's beer and bacon tasting, check back again for all new pairings.

See the Monday specials.

Monday
1/2 Priced Appetizers
1/2 Priced Wine Bottles
$4 Beer of the Month
$2 Schlitz & PBR Cans
$2 Malort shots

I definitely read "Mort shorts" the first time.

Now that would be special, amiright?

[Bort]

http://www.paddylongs.com/paddy-longs-food/bacon-and-beer-tasting/

We pair five cuts of bacon with five beers to give you the ultimate beer and bacon experience. The beers change seasonally, so even if you've already enjoyed a Paddy's beer and bacon tasting, check back again for all new pairings.

See the Monday specials.

Monday
1/2 Priced Appetizers
1/2 Priced Wine Bottles
$4 Beer of the Month
$2 Schlitz & PBR Cans
$2 Malort shots

I definitely read "Mort shorts" the first time.

Now that would be special, amiright?

Broken heart...not mended.

[Oleg]

Beer: Bad.

[Bort]

Beer: Bad.

RRRR! BEER GOOD!

[Slaky]

Beer: Bad.

Nothing about that article makes sense. The pictures are weird. The poll must have been taken by beer haters. I am angry.

[Bort]

Beer: Bad.

Nothing about that article makes sense. The pictures are weird. The poll must have been taken by beer haters. I am angry.

Yeah, that was even more annoying than the usual HuffPo fare. Also, I am fucking sick of the rest of the world assuming American beer is all Bud Light, Busch, and Coors. Pretty sure Dogfish Head could level 99% of the world's breweries in a blind taste test.

[Eli]

Beer: Bad.

Nothing about that article makes sense. The pictures are weird. The poll must have been taken by beer haters. I am angry.

Yeah, that was even more annoying than the usual HuffPo fare. Also, I am fucking sick of the rest of the world assuming American beer is all Bud Light, Busch, and Coors. Pretty sure Dogfish Head could level 99% of the world's breweries in a blind taste test.

Well, according to that slideshow, Dogfish Head is from India.

[Slaky]

Beer: Bad.

Nothing about that article makes sense. The pictures are weird. The poll must have been taken by beer haters. I am angry.

Yeah, that was even more annoying than the usual HuffPo fare. Also, I am fucking sick of the rest of the world assuming American beer is all Bud Light, Busch, and Coors. Pretty sure Dogfish Head could level 99% of the world's breweries in a blind taste test.

Them or countless other breweries. If you're talking a combination of quality combined with quantity I don't think America can be beaten.

[Bort]

Beer: Bad.

Nothing about that article makes sense. The pictures are weird. The poll must have been taken by beer haters. I am angry.

Yeah, that was even more annoying than the usual HuffPo fare. Also, I am fucking sick of the rest of the world assuming American beer is all Bud Light, Busch, and Coors. Pretty sure Dogfish Head could level 99% of the world's breweries in a blind taste test.

Them or countless other breweries. If you're talking a combination of quality combined with quantity I don't think America can be beaten.

Yeah, I picked the first one I thought of.

[Tonker]

Beer: Bad.

Nothing about that article makes sense. The pictures are weird. The poll must have been taken by beer haters. I am angry.

Yeah, that was even more annoying than the usual HuffPo fare. Also, I am fucking sick of the rest of the world assuming American beer is all Bud Light, Busch, and Coors. Pretty sure Dogfish Head could level 99% of the world's breweries in a blind taste test.

Them or countless other breweries. If you're talking a combination of quality combined with quantity I don't think America can be beaten.

Oof.

[Bort]

Beer: Bad.

Nothing about that article makes sense. The pictures are weird. The poll must have been taken by beer haters. I am angry.

Yeah, that was even more annoying than the usual HuffPo fare. Also, I am fucking sick of the rest of the world assuming American beer is all Bud Light, Busch, and Coors. Pretty sure Dogfish Head could level 99% of the world's breweries in a blind taste test.

Them or countless other breweries. If you're talking a combination of quality combined with quantity I don't think America can be beaten.

Oof.

Quiet, you. What does Australia have, anyway?

[Tonker]

Beer: Bad.

Nothing about that article makes sense. The pictures are weird. The poll must have been taken by beer haters. I am angry.

Yeah, that was even more annoying than the usual HuffPo fare. Also, I am fucking sick of the rest of the world assuming American beer is all Bud Light, Busch, and Coors. Pretty sure Dogfish Head could level 99% of the world's breweries in a blind taste test.

Them or countless other breweries. If you're talking a combination of quality combined with quantity I don't think America can be beaten.

Oof.

Quiet, you. What does Australia have, anyway?

Oh, I see.  When it comes to beer, all of a sudden I'm not Belgian any more?

[Bort]

Beer: Bad.

Nothing about that article makes sense. The pictures are weird. The poll must have been taken by beer haters. I am angry.

Yeah, that was even more annoying than the usual HuffPo fare. Also, I am fucking sick of the rest of the world assuming American beer is all Bud Light, Busch, and Coors. Pretty sure Dogfish Head could level 99% of the world's breweries in a blind taste test.

Them or countless other breweries. If you're talking a combination of quality combined with quantity I don't think America can be beaten.

Oof.

Quiet, you. What does Australia have, anyway?

Oh, I see.  When it comes to beer, all of a sudden I'm not Belgian any more?

Look, if there is one thing Americans do well, it's move goalposts when dealing with other countries.

[Tonker]

Beer: Bad.

Nothing about that article makes sense. The pictures are weird. The poll must have been taken by beer haters. I am angry.

Yeah, that was even more annoying than the usual HuffPo fare. Also, I am fucking sick of the rest of the world assuming American beer is all Bud Light, Busch, and Coors. Pretty sure Dogfish Head could level 99% of the world's breweries in a blind taste test.

Well, according to that slideshow, Dogfish Head is from India.

And Grimbergen is French.  Fucking idiots.

[Slaky]

Beer: Bad.

Nothing about that article makes sense. The pictures are weird. The poll must have been taken by beer haters. I am angry.

Yeah, that was even more annoying than the usual HuffPo fare. Also, I am fucking sick of the rest of the world assuming American beer is all Bud Light, Busch, and Coors. Pretty sure Dogfish Head could level 99% of the world's breweries in a blind taste test.

Them or countless other breweries. If you're talking a combination of quality combined with quantity I don't think America can be beaten.

Oof.

Sorry, I forgot you were here for, what, three days once.