Beer

[Internet Apex]

For $45 a bottle it better make me jizz really hard without touching myself.

[Gilgamesh]

For $45 a bottle it better make me jizz really hard without touching myself.

[SBox meme]For $500 dollars will you do that on camera for a dude?[/SBox meme]

[Tonker]

Belgian beer really is the gift that keeps on giving.  I must have tried dozens and dozens of different beers and yet there are hundreds more where those came from.  On the subject of which, I tried a couple at the weekend that really grabbed my fancy :

(Ciney Bruin), and

(Kwak)

... both of which are just how I like them - dark, sweet, tangy and slightly boozy (insert Forkjoke here).  Recommended.

By the way, "Kwak" is Dutch slang for sperm.  Which is nice.  What's also nice is that I just found this place, around ten minutes up the road from me.  What's that you say?  Why, yes - they DO have 173 dfferent beers, ten of which are on tap and change on a monthly basis, now you mention it.  Pretty sweet, huh?

[Shooter]

By the way, "Kwak" is Dutch slang for sperm.  Which is nice.  What's also nice is that I just found this place, around ten minutes up the road from me.  What's that you say?  Why, yes - they DO have 173 dfferent beers, ten of which are on tap and change on a monthly basis, now you mention it.  Pretty sweet, huh?

No mention of Pabst Blue Ribbon. What do Dutch hipsters drink?

[Tonker]

By the way, "Kwak" is Dutch slang for sperm.  Which is nice.  What's also nice is that I just found this place, around ten minutes up the road from me.  What's that you say?  Why, yes - they DO have 173 dfferent beers, ten of which are on tap and change on a monthly basis, now you mention it.  Pretty sweet, huh?

No mention of Pabst Blue Ribbon. What do Dutch hipsters drink?

Heineken, natch.

[Bort]

By the way, "Kwak" is Dutch slang for sperm.  Which is nice.  What's also nice is that I just found this place, around ten minutes up the road from me.  What's that you say?  Why, yes - they DO have 173 dfferent beers, ten of which are on tap and change on a monthly basis, now you mention it.  Pretty sweet, huh?

No mention of Pabst Blue Ribbon. What do Dutch hipsters drink?

Heineken, natch.

They must be purged.

[Tonker]

By the way, "Kwak" is Dutch slang for sperm.  Which is nice.  What's also nice is that I just found this place, around ten minutes up the road from me.  What's that you say?  Why, yes - they DO have 173 dfferent beers, ten of which are on tap and change on a monthly basis, now you mention it.  Pretty sweet, huh?

No mention of Pabst Blue Ribbon. What do Dutch hipsters drink?

Heineken, natch.

They must be purged.

Extry!  Extry!  Readallabahdit!  Hipster named Wolter calls for eradication of all Dutch hipsters!

[Bort]

By the way, "Kwak" is Dutch slang for sperm.  Which is nice.  What's also nice is that I just found this place, around ten minutes up the road from me.  What's that you say?  Why, yes - they DO have 173 dfferent beers, ten of which are on tap and change on a monthly basis, now you mention it.  Pretty sweet, huh?

No mention of Pabst Blue Ribbon. What do Dutch hipsters drink?

Heineken, natch.

They must be purged.

Extry!  Extry!  Readallabahdit!  Hipster named Wolter calls for eradication of all Dutch hipsters!

Eh, I haven't been hip in...well...ever.

These thick glasses? Due to me being a nerd.

[CT III]

By the way, "Kwak" is Dutch slang for sperm.  Which is nice.  What's also nice is that I just found this place, around ten minutes up the road from me.  What's that you say?  Why, yes - they DO have 173 dfferent beers, ten of which are on tap and change on a monthly basis, now you mention it.  Pretty sweet, huh?

No mention of Pabst Blue Ribbon. What do Dutch hipsters drink?

Heineken, natch.

They must be purged.

Extry!  Extry!  Readallabahdit!  Hipster named Wolter calls for eradication of all Dutch hipsters!

Eh, I haven't been hip in...well...ever.

These thick glasses? Due to me being a nerd.

Only the TRUE hipster denies being a hipster at all.

[Bort]

By the way, "Kwak" is Dutch slang for sperm.  Which is nice.  What's also nice is that I just found this place, around ten minutes up the road from me.  What's that you say?  Why, yes - they DO have 173 dfferent beers, ten of which are on tap and change on a monthly basis, now you mention it.  Pretty sweet, huh?

No mention of Pabst Blue Ribbon. What do Dutch hipsters drink?

Heineken, natch.

They must be purged.

Extry!  Extry!  Readallabahdit!  Hipster named Wolter calls for eradication of all Dutch hipsters!

Eh, I haven't been hip in...well...ever.

These thick glasses? Due to me being a nerd.

Only the TRUE hipster denies being a hipster at all.

Goddamn it, can't I hate Heineken while wearing skinny jeans, a white belt, a palestinian scarf, and reading Pitchfork without getting called a hipster?

[CT III]

By the way, "Kwak" is Dutch slang for sperm.  Which is nice.  What's also nice is that I just found this place, around ten minutes up the road from me.  What's that you say?  Why, yes - they DO have 173 dfferent beers, ten of which are on tap and change on a monthly basis, now you mention it.  Pretty sweet, huh?

No mention of Pabst Blue Ribbon. What do Dutch hipsters drink?

Heineken, natch.

They must be purged.

Extry!  Extry!  Readallabahdit!  Hipster named Wolter calls for eradication of all Dutch hipsters!

Eh, I haven't been hip in...well...ever.

These thick glasses? Due to me being a nerd.

Only the TRUE hipster denies being a hipster at all.

Goddamn it, can't I hate Heineken while wearing skinny jeans, a white belt, a palestinian scarf, and reading Pitchfork without getting called a hipster?

You sure can't call yourself a nerd if you don't validate my "Life of Brian" reference.

[Bort]

By the way, "Kwak" is Dutch slang for sperm.  Which is nice.  What's also nice is that I just found this place, around ten minutes up the road from me.  What's that you say?  Why, yes - they DO have 173 dfferent beers, ten of which are on tap and change on a monthly basis, now you mention it.  Pretty sweet, huh?

No mention of Pabst Blue Ribbon. What do Dutch hipsters drink?

Heineken, natch.

They must be purged.

Extry!  Extry!  Readallabahdit!  Hipster named Wolter calls for eradication of all Dutch hipsters!

Eh, I haven't been hip in...well...ever.

These thick glasses? Due to me being a nerd.

Only the TRUE hipster denies being a hipster at all.

Goddamn it, can't I hate Heineken while wearing skinny jeans, a white belt, a palestinian scarf, and reading Pitchfork without getting called a hipster?

You sure can't call yourself a nerd if you don't validate my "Life of Brian" reference.

And have the whole crowd of shoe-and-gourd carrying desipiots agree with me that I AM a Hipster? Do I look like this is my first Vampire Weekend show?

[thehawk]

By the way, "Kwak" is Dutch slang for sperm.  Which is nice.  What's also nice is that I just found this place, around ten minutes up the road from me.  What's that you say?  Why, yes - they DO have 173 dfferent beers, ten of which are on tap and change on a monthly basis, now you mention it.  Pretty sweet, huh?

No mention of Pabst Blue Ribbon. What do Dutch hipsters drink?

Heineken, natch.

They must be purged.

Extry!  Extry!  Readallabahdit!  Hipster named Wolter calls for eradication of all Dutch hipsters!

Eh, I haven't been hip in...well...ever.

These thick glasses? Due to me being a nerd.

Only the TRUE hipster denies being a hipster at all.

Goddamn it, can't I hate Heineken while wearing skinny jeans, a white belt, a palestinian scarf, and reading Pitchfork without getting called a hipster?

You sure can't call yourself a nerd if you don't validate my "Life of Brian" reference.

But he's wearing the scarf to show his solidarity with the Peoples' Front of Judea

[Gilgamesh]

By the way, "Kwak" is Dutch slang for sperm.  Which is nice.  What's also nice is that I just found this place, around ten minutes up the road from me.  What's that you say?  Why, yes - they DO have 173 dfferent beers, ten of which are on tap and change on a monthly basis, now you mention it.  Pretty sweet, huh?

No mention of Pabst Blue Ribbon. What do Dutch hipsters drink?

Heineken, natch.

They must be purged.

Extry!  Extry!  Readallabahdit!  Hipster named Wolter calls for eradication of all Dutch hipsters!

Eh, I haven't been hip in...well...ever.

These thick glasses? Due to me being a nerd.

Only the TRUE hipster denies being a hipster at all.

Goddamn it, can't I hate Heineken while wearing skinny jeans, a white belt, a palestinian scarf, and reading Pitchfork without getting called a hipster?

You sure can't call yourself a nerd if you don't validate my "Life of Brian" reference.

But he's wearing the scarf to show his solidarity with the Peoples' Front of Judea

I'm pretty sure they're the Judean People's Front.

[Bort]

By the way, "Kwak" is Dutch slang for sperm.  Which is nice.  What's also nice is that I just found this place, around ten minutes up the road from me.  What's that you say?  Why, yes - they DO have 173 dfferent beers, ten of which are on tap and change on a monthly basis, now you mention it.  Pretty sweet, huh?

No mention of Pabst Blue Ribbon. What do Dutch hipsters drink?

Heineken, natch.

They must be purged.

Extry!  Extry!  Readallabahdit!  Hipster named Wolter calls for eradication of all Dutch hipsters!

Eh, I haven't been hip in...well...ever.

These thick glasses? Due to me being a nerd.

Only the TRUE hipster denies being a hipster at all.

Goddamn it, can't I hate Heineken while wearing skinny jeans, a white belt, a palestinian scarf, and reading Pitchfork without getting called a hipster?

You sure can't call yourself a nerd if you don't validate my "Life of Brian" reference.

But he's wearing the scarf to show his solidarity with the Peoples' Front of Judea

I'm pretty sure they're the Judean People's Front.

SPLITTERS!