Beer

[Richard Chuggar]

I'm certain this will just me appear like an unrefined douche, but y'all are damn fools for spending that kinda money on a 12 ounce beer.  There.  I said it.

At 18%, it's more like 5 beers.

That.

5 beers may be an exaggeration, but according to this, I'd still be over the legal limit after nearly two hours with a single 12 oz bottle of this stuff*, let alone the Foster's-sized can Huey says it should come in.

*Fatties' mileage may vary.

10 bucks for 5 beers seems like a lot to me, too.

But, I am just an unrefined Bolshevik.

That's just $2.00 a beer, hoss.  That's happy hour pricing, right there.

TDubbs has never paid less than $4.50 for a Miller Bud Light bottle.

BH GETS IT!

[Powdered Toast Man]

I'm certain this will just me appear like an unrefined douche, but y'all are damn fools for spending that kinda money on a 12 ounce beer.  There.  I said it.

At 18%, it's more like 5 beers.

That.

5 beers may be an exaggeration, but according to this, I'd still be over the legal limit after nearly two hours with a single 12 oz bottle of this stuff*, let alone the Foster's-sized can Huey says it should come in.

*Fatties' mileage may vary.

10 bucks for 5 beers seems like a lot to me, too.

But, I am just an unrefined Bolshevik.

That's just $2.00 a beer, hoss.  That's happy hour pricing, right there.

TDubbs has never paid less than $4.50 for a Miller Bud Light bottle.

BH GETS IT!

Except that it's BOOD LIGHT.

[flannj]

I'm certain this will just me appear like an unrefined douche, but y'all are damn fools for spending that kinda money on a 12 ounce beer.  There.  I said it.

At 18%, it's more like 5 beers.

That.

5 beers may be an exaggeration, but according to this, I'd still be over the legal limit after nearly two hours with a single 12 oz bottle of this stuff*, let alone the Foster's-sized can Huey says it should come in.

*Fatties' mileage may vary.

10 bucks for 5 beers seems like a lot to me, too.

But, I am just an unrefined Bolshevik.

That's just $2.00 a beer, hoss.  That's happy hour pricing, right there.

TDubbs has never paid less than $4.50 for a Miller Bud Light bottle.

BH GETS IT!

Except that it's BOOD LIGHT.

One of my favorite moments from the last Shitty O'Keas outing was during the TDubbs / Wheezer interaction when TDubbs was completely mystified by the unusual bottle in Wheezer's hand.
TDubbs - "What the fuck are you drinking?"

Wheezer shows him the bottle of something imported.

TDubbs - "Why the fuck are you so weird?"

[Bort]

I'm certain this will just me appear like an unrefined douche, but y'all are damn fools for spending that kinda money on a 12 ounce beer.  There.  I said it.

At 18%, it's more like 5 beers.

That.

5 beers may be an exaggeration, but according to this, I'd still be over the legal limit after nearly two hours with a single 12 oz bottle of this stuff*, let alone the Foster's-sized can Huey says it should come in.

*Fatties' mileage may vary.

10 bucks for 5 beers seems like a lot to me, too.

But, I am just an unrefined Bolshevik.

That's just $2.00 a beer, hoss.  That's happy hour pricing, right there.

TDubbs has never paid less than $4.50 for a Miller Bud Light bottle.

BH GETS IT!

Except that it's BOOD LIGHT.

One of my favorite moments from the last Shitty O'Keas outing was during the TDubbs / Wheezer interaction when TDubbs was completely mystified by the unusual bottle in Wheezer's hand.
TDubbs - "What the fuck are you drinking?"

Wheezer shows him the bottle of something imported.

TDubbs - "Why the fuck are you so weird?"

Everything about TDubbs and Wheezer meeting was perfect in every way.

[Richard Chuggar]

I'm certain this will just me appear like an unrefined douche, but y'all are damn fools for spending that kinda money on a 12 ounce beer.  There.  I said it.

At 18%, it's more like 5 beers.

That.

5 beers may be an exaggeration, but according to this, I'd still be over the legal limit after nearly two hours with a single 12 oz bottle of this stuff*, let alone the Foster's-sized can Huey says it should come in.

*Fatties' mileage may vary.

10 bucks for 5 beers seems like a lot to me, too.

But, I am just an unrefined Bolshevik.

That's just $2.00 a beer, hoss.  That's happy hour pricing, right there.

TDubbs has never paid less than $4.50 for a Miller Bud Light bottle.

BH GETS IT!

Except that it's BOOD LIGHT.

One of my favorite moments from the last Shitty O'Keas outing was during the TDubbs / Wheezer interaction when TDubbs was completely mystified by the unusual bottle in Wheezer's hand.
TDubbs - "What the fuck are you drinking?"

Wheezer shows him the bottle of something imported.

TDubbs - "Why the fuck are you so weird?"

Everything about TDubbs and Wheezer meeting was perfect in every way.

I'm just glad that crazy fuck in the military jacket didn't blow the whole place up.

[CT III]

I'm certain this will just me appear like an unrefined douche, but y'all are damn fools for spending that kinda money on a 12 ounce beer.  There.  I said it.

At 18%, it's more like 5 beers.

That.

5 beers may be an exaggeration, but according to this, I'd still be over the legal limit after nearly two hours with a single 12 oz bottle of this stuff*, let alone the Foster's-sized can Huey says it should come in.

*Fatties' mileage may vary.

10 bucks for 5 beers seems like a lot to me, too.

But, I am just an unrefined Bolshevik.

That's just $2.00 a beer, hoss.  That's happy hour pricing, right there.

TDubbs has never paid less than $4.50 for a Miller Bud Light bottle.

BH GETS IT!

Except that it's BOOD LIGHT.

One of my favorite moments from the last Shitty O'Keas outing was during the TDubbs / Wheezer interaction when TDubbs was completely mystified by the unusual bottle in Wheezer's hand.
TDubbs - "What the fuck are you drinking?"

Wheezer shows him the bottle of something imported.

TDubbs - "Why the fuck are you so weird?"

Everything about TDubbs and Wheezer meeting was perfect in every way.

I'm just glad that crazy fuck in the military jacket didn't blow the whole place up.

Yeah, what the hell would we do without Kitty O'Shea's?

Also, military jacket = crazy, camo shorts = awesome?

[Bort]

I'm certain this will just me appear like an unrefined douche, but y'all are damn fools for spending that kinda money on a 12 ounce beer.  There.  I said it.

At 18%, it's more like 5 beers.

That.

5 beers may be an exaggeration, but according to this, I'd still be over the legal limit after nearly two hours with a single 12 oz bottle of this stuff*, let alone the Foster's-sized can Huey says it should come in.

*Fatties' mileage may vary.

10 bucks for 5 beers seems like a lot to me, too.

But, I am just an unrefined Bolshevik.

That's just $2.00 a beer, hoss.  That's happy hour pricing, right there.

TDubbs has never paid less than $4.50 for a Miller Bud Light bottle.

BH GETS IT!

Except that it's BOOD LIGHT.

One of my favorite moments from the last Shitty O'Keas outing was during the TDubbs / Wheezer interaction when TDubbs was completely mystified by the unusual bottle in Wheezer's hand.
TDubbs - "What the fuck are you drinking?"

Wheezer shows him the bottle of something imported.

TDubbs - "Why the fuck are you so weird?"

Everything about TDubbs and Wheezer meeting was perfect in every way.

I'm just glad that crazy fuck in the military jacket didn't blow the whole place up.

Yeah, what the hell would we do without Kitty O'Shea's?

Also, military jacket = crazy, camo shorts = awesome?

Forget about it CT, it's Fiveheadtown.

[Wheezer]

After reading this, I stepped out on the porch to cop a square. I suddenly had a vision of myself and TDubbs cooking up a batch of candy caramel propellant. "That might be interesting," I thought, and immediately the paper match I was lighting exploded, giving me a number of small but painful burns.

The worst part is that the refrigerator repairman also caused all of my Similac Welcome Addition Club ice packs to thaw.

[Internet Apex]

After reading this, I stepped out on the porch to cop a square. I suddenly had a vision of myself and TDubbs cooking up a batch of candy caramel propellant. "That might be interesting," I thought, and immediately the paper match I was lighting exploded, giving me a number of small but painful burns.

The worst part is that the refrigerator repairman also caused all of my Similac Welcome Addition Club ice packs to thaw.

That guy really did a number on you, didn't he?

[Powdered Toast Man]

After reading this, I stepped out on the porch to cop a square. I suddenly had a vision of myself and TDubbs cooking up a batch of candy caramel propellant. "That might be interesting," I thought, and immediately the paper match I was lighting exploded, giving me a number of small but painful burns.

The worst part is that the refrigerator repairman also caused all of my Similac Welcome Addition Club ice packs to thaw.

:blank stare:

[Kermit IV]

I'm certain this will just me appear like an unrefined douche, but y'all are damn fools for spending that kinda money on a 12 ounce beer.  There.  I said it.

At 18%, it's more like 5 beers.

That.

5 beers may be an exaggeration, but according to this, I'd still be over the legal limit after nearly two hours with a single 12 oz bottle of this stuff*, let alone the Foster's-sized can Huey says it should come in.

*Fatties' mileage may vary.

10 bucks for 5 beers seems like a lot to me, too.

But, I am just an unrefined Bolshevik.

That's just $2.00 a beer, hoss.  That's happy hour pricing, right there.

TDubbs has never paid less than $4.50 for a Miller Bud Light bottle.

BH GETS IT!

Except that it's BOOD LIGHT.

One of my favorite moments from the last Shitty O'Keas outing was during the TDubbs / Wheezer interaction when TDubbs was completely mystified by the unusual bottle in Wheezer's hand.
TDubbs - "What the fuck are you drinking?"

Wheezer shows him the bottle of something imported.

TDubbs - "Why the fuck are you so weird?"

I wish the punchline was that it was a Corona.

This thread got so much more awesome when it got around to ripping on TDubbs.  Remember his Netflix queue?

[PenPho]

I'm certain this will just me appear like an unrefined douche, but y'all are damn fools for spending that kinda money on a 12 ounce beer.  There.  I said it.

At 18%, it's more like 5 beers.

That.

5 beers may be an exaggeration, but according to this, I'd still be over the legal limit after nearly two hours with a single 12 oz bottle of this stuff*, let alone the Foster's-sized can Huey says it should come in.

*Fatties' mileage may vary.

10 bucks for 5 beers seems like a lot to me, too.

But, I am just an unrefined Bolshevik.

That's just $2.00 a beer, hoss.  That's happy hour pricing, right there.

TDubbs has never paid less than $4.50 for a Miller Bud Light bottle.

BH GETS IT!

Except that it's BOOD LIGHT.

One of my favorite moments from the last Shitty O'Keas outing was during the TDubbs / Wheezer interaction when TDubbs was completely mystified by the unusual bottle in Wheezer's hand.
TDubbs - "What the fuck are you drinking?"

Wheezer shows him the bottle of something imported.

TDubbs - "Why the fuck are you so weird?"

I wish the punchline was that it was a Corona.

This thread got so much more awesome when it got around to ripping on TDubbs.  Remember his Netflix queue?

One of the all-time great Thrillposts, before it got Ratto'd.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I'm certain this will just me appear like an unrefined douche, but y'all are damn fools for spending that kinda money on a 12 ounce beer.  There.  I said it.

At 18%, it's more like 5 beers.

That.

5 beers may be an exaggeration, but according to this, I'd still be over the legal limit after nearly two hours with a single 12 oz bottle of this stuff*, let alone the Foster's-sized can Huey says it should come in.

*Fatties' mileage may vary.

10 bucks for 5 beers seems like a lot to me, too.

But, I am just an unrefined Bolshevik.

That's just $2.00 a beer, hoss.  That's happy hour pricing, right there.

TDubbs has never paid less than $4.50 for a Miller Bud Light bottle.

BH GETS IT!

Except that it's BOOD LIGHT.

One of my favorite moments from the last Shitty O'Keas outing was during the TDubbs / Wheezer interaction when TDubbs was completely mystified by the unusual bottle in Wheezer's hand.
TDubbs - "What the fuck are you drinking?"

Wheezer shows him the bottle of something imported.

TDubbs - "Why the fuck are you so weird?"

I wish the punchline was that it was a Corona.

This thread got so much more awesome when it got around to ripping on TDubbs.  Remember his Netflix queue?

One of the all-time great Thrillposts, before it got Ratto'd.

It didn't get Rattoed.

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=5930.0

It was the longest dormant post that survived the recent purge though. So, close call.

[Richard Chuggar]

I'm certain this will just me appear like an unrefined douche, but y'all are damn fools for spending that kinda money on a 12 ounce beer.  There.  I said it.

At 18%, it's more like 5 beers.

That.

5 beers may be an exaggeration, but according to this, I'd still be over the legal limit after nearly two hours with a single 12 oz bottle of this stuff*, let alone the Foster's-sized can Huey says it should come in.

*Fatties' mileage may vary.

10 bucks for 5 beers seems like a lot to me, too.

But, I am just an unrefined Bolshevik.

That's just $2.00 a beer, hoss.  That's happy hour pricing, right there.

TDubbs has never paid less than $4.50 for a Miller Bud Light bottle.

BH GETS IT!

Except that it's BOOD LIGHT.

One of my favorite moments from the last Shitty O'Keas outing was during the TDubbs / Wheezer interaction when TDubbs was completely mystified by the unusual bottle in Wheezer's hand.
TDubbs - "What the fuck are you drinking?"

Wheezer shows him the bottle of something imported.

TDubbs - "Why the fuck are you so weird?"

I wish the punchline was that it was a Corona.

This thread got so much more awesome when it got around to ripping on TDubbs.  Remember his Netflix queue?

Remember it?  We have a 76% similarity.  You should know it better than anybody.

[Bort]

I'm certain this will just me appear like an unrefined douche, but y'all are damn fools for spending that kinda money on a 12 ounce beer.  There.  I said it.

At 18%, it's more like 5 beers.

That.

5 beers may be an exaggeration, but according to this, I'd still be over the legal limit after nearly two hours with a single 12 oz bottle of this stuff*, let alone the Foster's-sized can Huey says it should come in.

*Fatties' mileage may vary.

10 bucks for 5 beers seems like a lot to me, too.

But, I am just an unrefined Bolshevik.

That's just $2.00 a beer, hoss.  That's happy hour pricing, right there.

TDubbs has never paid less than $4.50 for a Miller Bud Light bottle.

BH GETS IT!

Except that it's BOOD LIGHT.

One of my favorite moments from the last Shitty O'Keas outing was during the TDubbs / Wheezer interaction when TDubbs was completely mystified by the unusual bottle in Wheezer's hand.
TDubbs - "What the fuck are you drinking?"

Wheezer shows him the bottle of something imported.

TDubbs - "Why the fuck are you so weird?"

I wish the punchline was that it was a Corona.

This thread got so much more awesome when it got around to ripping on TDubbs.  Remember his Netflix queue?

Remember it?  We have a 76% similarity.  You should know it better than anybody.

If the BOODvisor fits, Kerm...