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Slaky

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Re: Beer
« Reply #780 on: June 04, 2012, 01:49:22 PM »
Goddamn it Marie.
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Re: Beer
« Reply #781 on: June 16, 2012, 05:24:18 PM »
Couldn't decide whether to put this Slak-boner in Twathead feed or this one.

Quote from: Darren Rovell
Going big for my 1st father's day tomorrow. Big party, enough beer for everyone.

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Re: Beer
« Reply #782 on: June 16, 2012, 06:10:34 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on June 16, 2012, 05:24:18 PM
Couldn't decide whether to put this Slak-boner in Twathead feed or this one.

Quote from: Darren Rovell
Going big for my 1st father's day tomorrow. Big party, enough beer for everyone.



Nice carrots.
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Re: Beer
« Reply #783 on: June 16, 2012, 10:04:40 PM »
Quote from: flannj on June 16, 2012, 06:10:34 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 16, 2012, 05:24:18 PM
Couldn't decide whether to put this Slak-boner in Twathead feed or this one.

Quote from: Darren Rovell
Going big for my 1st father's day tomorrow. Big party, enough beer for everyone.



Nice carrots.

Either that or really weird looking finger sausages.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Beer
« Reply #784 on: June 17, 2012, 05:06:23 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on June 16, 2012, 05:24:18 PM
Couldn't decide whether to put this Slak-boner in Twathead feed or this one.

Quote from: Darren Rovell
Going big for my 1st father's day tomorrow. Big party, enough beer for everyone.



Sweet fucking Jesus.  Front row: strawberry; watermelon; shandy; honey; apricot; honey, white muscat grapes & saffron; banana; and pumpkin.

I have no idea what a Darren Rovell is, but it's like it's gone out of its way to assemble the single gheyest party booze selection ever.  One thing's for sure, anyway - it can't fucking stand beer.

I can't tell you how much this picture distresses me.
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Re: Beer
« Reply #785 on: June 17, 2012, 07:19:46 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 17, 2012, 05:06:23 AM
Quote from: PenPho on June 16, 2012, 05:24:18 PM
Couldn't decide whether to put this Slak-boner in Twathead feed or this one.

Quote from: Darren Rovell
Going big for my 1st father's day tomorrow. Big party, enough beer for everyone.



Sweet fucking Jesus.  Front row: strawberry; watermelon; shandy; honey; apricot; honey, white muscat grapes & saffron; banana; and pumpkin.

I have no idea what a Darren Rovell is, but it's like it's gone out of its way to assemble the single gheyest party booze selection ever.  One thing's for sure, anyway - it can't fucking stand beer.

I can't tell you how much this picture distresses me.

I have a testy e-mail reply from Darren Rovell from at least 7 years ago.  What a knob.
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Re: Beer
« Reply #786 on: June 17, 2012, 09:34:36 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 17, 2012, 07:19:46 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 17, 2012, 05:06:23 AM
Quote from: PenPho on June 16, 2012, 05:24:18 PM
Couldn't decide whether to put this Slak-boner in Twathead feed or this one.

Quote from: Darren Rovell
Going big for my 1st father's day tomorrow. Big party, enough beer for everyone.



Sweet fucking Jesus.  Front row: strawberry; watermelon; shandy; honey; apricot; honey, white muscat grapes & saffron; banana; and pumpkin.

I have no idea what a Darren Rovell is, but it's like it's gone out of its way to assemble the single gheyest party booze selection ever.  One thing's for sure, anyway - it can't fucking stand beer.

I can't tell you how much this picture distresses me.

I have a testy e-mail reply from Darren Rovell from at least 7 years ago.  What a knob.

I picture you having a Gil-style accordion folder filled with nothing but testy e-mail exchanges you've had with minor media figures.

And yes, if you were to have these bound into a book, I would buy it.
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Wheezer

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Re: Beer
« Reply #787 on: June 17, 2012, 10:29:58 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 16, 2012, 10:04:40 PM
Quote from: flannj on June 16, 2012, 06:10:34 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 16, 2012, 05:24:18 PM
Couldn't decide whether to put this Slak-boner in Twathead feed or this one.

Quote from: Darren Rovell
Going big for my 1st father's day tomorrow. Big party, enough beer for everyone.



Nice carrots.

Either that or really weird looking finger sausages.

They're apricot finger sausages, plainly.
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Re: Beer
« Reply #788 on: June 17, 2012, 10:01:07 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 17, 2012, 05:06:23 AM
Quote from: PenPho on June 16, 2012, 05:24:18 PM
Couldn't decide whether to put this Slak-boner in Twathead feed or this one.

Quote from: Darren Rovell
Going big for my 1st father's day tomorrow. Big party, enough beer for everyone.



Sweet fucking Jesus.  Front row: strawberry; watermelon; shandy; honey; apricot; honey, white muscat grapes & saffron; banana; and pumpkin.

I have no idea what a Darren Rovell is, but it's like it's gone out of its way to assemble the single gheyest party booze selection ever.  One thing's for sure, anyway - it can't fucking stand beer.

I can't tell you how much this picture distresses me.

He sent that picture to and invited Kate Upton but she shut him down. Again.
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Slaky

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Re: Beer
« Reply #789 on: June 18, 2012, 09:03:24 AM »
That's an awful beer selection.
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Re: Beer
« Reply #790 on: June 19, 2012, 08:43:22 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 18, 2012, 09:03:24 AM
That's an awful beer selection.

God damnit, Marie.
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Slaky

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Re: Beer
« Reply #791 on: June 19, 2012, 09:11:04 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 19, 2012, 08:43:22 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 18, 2012, 09:03:24 AM
That's an awful beer selection.

God damnit, Marie.

Always applicable.
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Re: Beer
« Reply #792 on: June 19, 2012, 09:43:50 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 18, 2012, 09:03:24 AM
That's an awful beer selection.

If it were anyone other than Rovell, I'd believe he were being slick and keeping the good shit in the back.
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Re: Beer
« Reply #793 on: July 01, 2012, 04:09:46 AM »
Also available in the usual fruit flavors, including the psychotic "peach lambic."

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Slaky

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Re: Beer
« Reply #794 on: July 02, 2012, 10:26:02 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on July 01, 2012, 04:09:46 AM
Also available in the usual fruit flavors, including the psychotic "peach lambic."



Holy grail. Where did you find this?
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