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Tonker

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Re: 2014 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY PART DOIS.
« Reply #105 on: June 16, 2014, 01:03:14 PM »
I will never, ever get tired of watching Cristiano Ronaldo eat a huge shit sandwich.
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Re: 2014 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY PART DOIS.
« Reply #106 on: June 16, 2014, 05:02:44 PM »
Holy crap.
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Re: 2014 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY PART DOIS.
« Reply #107 on: June 16, 2014, 06:58:35 PM »
I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A! I-S-A!
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Re: 2014 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY PART DOIS.
« Reply #108 on: June 16, 2014, 07:30:17 PM »
Set pieces.

That's why you practice them thousands of times.

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Re: 2014 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY PART DOIS.
« Reply #109 on: June 16, 2014, 08:43:56 PM »
Question. Long time mocker, first time watcher:

The greenhorn that got the red card against the Huns, he's suspended for the next game. Does this mean the team has to play a man down like they did for the rest of the game where he got the red card, or just they he is forbidden from playing in the next game and while their roster is depleted they can still field 11?

I'll hang up and wait for the answer.
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Re: 2014 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY PART DOIS.
« Reply #110 on: June 16, 2014, 09:02:54 PM »
Quote from: SKO on June 16, 2014, 08:43:56 PM
The greenhorn that got the red card against the Huns, he's suspended for the next game. Does this mean the team has to play a man down like they did for the rest of the game where he got the red card, or just they he is forbidden from playing in the next game and while their roster is depleted they can still field 11?

The latter. It's like a suspension in any other sport.
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Re: 2014 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY PART DOIS.
« Reply #111 on: June 16, 2014, 09:39:41 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 16, 2014, 09:02:54 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 16, 2014, 08:43:56 PM
The greenhorn that got the red card against the Huns, he's suspended for the next game. Does this mean the team has to play a man down like they did for the rest of the game where he got the red card, or just they he is forbidden from playing in the next game and while their roster is depleted they can still field 11?

The latter. It's like a suspension in any other sport.

And Pepe is a fucking idiot.
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Re: 2014 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY PART DOIS.
« Reply #112 on: June 16, 2014, 10:08:14 PM »
Quote from: flannj on June 16, 2014, 09:39:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 16, 2014, 09:02:54 PM
Quote from: SKO on June 16, 2014, 08:43:56 PM
The greenhorn that got the red card against the Huns, he's suspended for the next game. Does this mean the team has to play a man down like they did for the rest of the game where he got the red card, or just they he is forbidden from playing in the next game and while their roster is depleted they can still field 11?

The latter. It's like a suspension in any other sport.

And Pepe is a fucking idiot.

God bless him.
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Re: 2014 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY PART DOIS.
« Reply #113 on: June 17, 2014, 07:14:20 AM »
I tuned into Foot Fairy Madness Facepalm Logo 2014 just as Ghana (the black dudes) scored the tying run...touchdown...basket? Whatever. Then like five minutes later The Marines scored and saved our country from humiliation.

I don't understand it, I don't even like it, but what I do like is the thrill of the country vs. country pride in competition. So that's cool.

I was more pumped that Travis Wood had the game winning RBI in last night's extra inning game in Miami, truth be told.
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Re: 2014 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY PART DOIS.
« Reply #114 on: June 17, 2014, 10:49:13 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 16, 2014, 01:03:14 PM
I will never, ever get tired of watching Cristiano Ronaldo eat a huge shit sandwich.

Then this is for you.
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Re: 2014 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY PART DOIS.
« Reply #115 on: June 18, 2014, 01:37:02 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on June 17, 2014, 10:49:13 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 16, 2014, 01:03:14 PM
I will never, ever get tired of watching Cristiano Ronaldo eat a huge shit sandwich.

Then this is for you.

I laughed, and laughed, and laughed.  Fucking prick.
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Re: 2014 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY PART DOIS.
« Reply #116 on: June 18, 2014, 08:56:20 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on June 18, 2014, 01:37:02 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 17, 2014, 10:49:13 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 16, 2014, 01:03:14 PM
I will never, ever get tired of watching Cristiano Ronaldo eat a huge shit sandwich.

Then this is for you.

I laughed, and laughed, and laughed.  Fucking prick.

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Re: 2014 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY PART DOIS.
« Reply #117 on: June 18, 2014, 09:03:03 AM »
DRLP? http://www.ellistabletalk.com/2014/06/12/quiz-time-57/#comment-491609

QuoteOJ Simpsons wife and lover were killed the saturday immediately proceeding the opening of the (soccer) World Cup in the USA because gridion players and baseball players had been on strike for a year and there was a real chance these homegrown games would suffer permanent value impairment if soccer had been given clean airtime so despite the fact the victims had 50 plus defensive wound apiece in what was given the injuries sustained obviously a desperate struggle and Simpson had a simple working man nick on one finger the black guy was chased on TV and dramatically charged and the entire process managed to maximise the blackout of what was supposed to be soccers coming of age in the US of A

So OJ was framed by the NFL and MLB, just so soccer wouldn't become more popular than those sports in the US.
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Re: 2014 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY PART DOIS.
« Reply #118 on: June 18, 2014, 09:56:16 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on June 17, 2014, 10:49:13 AM
Quote from: Tonker on June 16, 2014, 01:03:14 PM
I will never, ever get tired of watching Cristiano Ronaldo eat a huge shit sandwich.

Then this is for you.

So in my constant effort to equate soccer to hockey, I found my Sidney Crosby.
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Re: 2014 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY PART DOIS.
« Reply #119 on: June 18, 2014, 10:08:12 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on June 18, 2014, 09:03:03 AM
DRLP? http://www.ellistabletalk.com/2014/06/12/quiz-time-57/#comment-491609

QuoteOJ Simpsons wife and lover were killed the saturday immediately proceeding the opening of the (soccer) World Cup in the USA because gridion players and baseball players had been on strike for a year and there was a real chance these homegrown games would suffer permanent value impairment if soccer had been given clean airtime so despite the fact the victims had 50 plus defensive wound apiece in what was given the injuries sustained obviously a desperate struggle and Simpson had a simple working man nick on one finger the black guy was chased on TV and dramatically charged and the entire process managed to maximise the blackout of what was supposed to be soccers coming of age in the US of A

So OJ was framed by the NFL and MLB, just so soccer wouldn't become more popular than those sports in the US.

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