Twelve Days of Deathmas 2: Ed Sprinkle Boogaloo

[J. Walter Weatherman]

You guys should know the drill by now...

A recap on the scoring:

a) Rank your picks 1-10, with points awarded according to rank
b) One bonus point added for each decade under 90
c) One penalty point deducted for each person other than yourself who picked the same person
d) Each correct pick is guaranteed a minimum of 1 point, regardless of deductions
e) 5 point penalty for late picks (picks in after the start of the year, but before the announcement of everyone else's picks sometime in January)

Submit picks by email by the end of 2012 2013.

Email to deadpool@[my real name].com (PM me if that makes no sense to you).

[ChuckD]

You guys should know the drill by now...

A recap on the scoring:

a) Rank your picks 1-10, with points awarded according to rank
b) One bonus point added for each decade under 90
c) One penalty point deducted for each person other than yourself who picked the same person
d) Each correct pick is guaranteed a minimum of 1 point, regardless of deductions
e) 5 point penalty for late picks (picks in after the start of the year, but before the announcement of everyone else's picks sometime in January)

Submit picks by email by the end of 2012 2013.

Email to deadpool@[my real name].com (PM me if that makes no sense to you).

Just so we're clear, if the person is ranked (1), they receive 1 point for rank -- not 10?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

You guys should know the drill by now...

A recap on the scoring:

a) Rank your picks 1-10, with points awarded according to rank
b) One bonus point added for each decade under 90
c) One penalty point deducted for each person other than yourself who picked the same person
d) Each correct pick is guaranteed a minimum of 1 point, regardless of deductions
e) 5 point penalty for late picks (picks in after the start of the year, but before the announcement of everyone else's picks sometime in January)

Submit picks by email by the end of 2012 2013.

Email to deadpool@[my real name].com (PM me if that makes no sense to you).

Just so we're clear, if the person is ranked (1), they receive 1 point for rank -- not 10?

#1 = 10 points
#2 = 9 points

...

#10 = 1 point

[J. Walter Weatherman]

On the first day of Deathmas, the Dead Pool gave to me...

TEC
ChuckD
PenFoe

[Wheezer]

On the first day of Deathmas, the Dead Pool gave to me...

TEC
ChuckD
PenFoe

While I could win this easily at the price of my very soul, I'm still trying to nail down one particular age.

[ChuckD]

On the first day of Deathmas, the Dead Pool gave to me...

TEC
ChuckD
PenFoe

That's fine if you only want to pick 3, but you should at least rank them.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

On the first day of Deathmas, the Dead Pool gave to me...

TEC
ChuckD
PenFoe

On the fourth day of Deathmas, the Dead Pool gave to me...

Apex
TJ Brown
TEC (revision—"Fuckin' rifle maker")
Chuck

[flannj]

On the first day of Deathmas, the Dead Pool gave to me...

TEC
ChuckD
PenFoe

On the fourth day of Deathmas, the Dead Pool gave to me...

Apex
TJ Brown
TEC (revision—"Fuckin' rifle maker")
Chuck

The TEC link led me to the most disturbing SKO slash Bugtussle slash redneck slash hilljack post I've ever seen.
What the fuckin' fuck SKO?
A steak knife?
Actually fuck that, I don't care if they had a perfectly sterilized surgical scalpel.
Insurance or not that's just horrific.
I hope they at least cauterized the wound with the cigarette lighter from the ashtray in the pickup.

Merry Fuckin' Christmas, field dress a deer and perform simple surgery on the wife.

[Wheezer]

Actually fuck that, I don't care if they had a perfectly sterilized surgical scalpel.
Insurance or not that's just horrific.

Hey, I have an infected feline puncture wound that might be heading for bone and I already had a go at debriding with a sterilized 19 ga. needle. It's not too late to get in a Calvin Coolidge, Jr., easy pick.

[Tonker]

Actually fuck that, I don't care if they had a perfectly sterilized surgical scalpel.
Insurance or not that's just horrific.

Hey, I have an infected feline puncture wound that might be heading for bone and I already had a go at debriding with a sterilized 19 ga. needle. It's not too late to get in a Calvin Coolidge, Jr., easy pick.

Merry Christmas Wheez!

[SKO]

On the first day of Deathmas, the Dead Pool gave to me...

TEC
ChuckD
PenFoe

On the fourth day of Deathmas, the Dead Pool gave to me...

Apex
TJ Brown
TEC (revision—"Fuckin' rifle maker")
Chuck

The TEC link led me to the most disturbing SKO slash Bugtussle slash redneck slash hilljack post I've ever seen.
What the fuckin' fuck SKO?
A steak knife?
Actually fuck that, I don't care if they had a perfectly sterilized surgical scalpel.
Insurance or not that's just horrific.
I hope they at least cauterized the wound with the cigarette lighter from the ashtray in the pickup.

Merry Fuckin' Christmas, field dress a deer and perform simple surgery on the wife.

My brother and I don't get along particularly well, I'll just say that.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

The TEC link led me to the most disturbing SKO slash Bugtussle slash redneck slash hilljack post I've ever seen.

Consider that your Deathmas bonus, Desipio.

Previously, on "Shoutbox"...

my brother threw up during the process, which somehow makes this even less hygienic

[J. Walter Weatherman]

On the first day of Deathmas, the Dead Pool gave to me...

TEC
ChuckD
PenFoe

On the fourth day of Deathmas, the Dead Pool gave to me...

Apex
TJ Brown
TEC (revision—"Fuckin' rifle maker")
Chuck

On the eleventh day...

Fork

A day and a half left, folks. Get to it.

Edited to add...

Tonker
Big Drinky

One day left.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

CT is in...

[CT III]

CT is in...

I just want to be clear that that was my salute to Huey's one-sided conversation with the auto-reply some years back.