Phil Emery Is God - The 2014 Bears

[Tony]

I still don't understand how he thinks the Bears should tank to get Winston. The D can't get any worse, so are they supposed to sit Marshall, Jeffery, and Forte all year so they can go from 8 wins to none? And surely McCown's grittiness would get at least a couple wins, so there is no way to guarantee the first pick.

[SKO]

Apparently the Cutler contract contains an automatic conversion clause that allows the team to change his base salary to signing bonus at any time so they can pretty much create cap room whenever they want.  Hence the reason there was no real signing bonus in the deal to begin with.  Pretty smart.

[SKO]

Has anyone else yet figured out how 155 minus 112 is 18? By my math that's 43. Granted that's far from the td:int ratio that Aaron Rodgers has, and Lord knows you either have Aaron Rodgers or you are fucked, but happy once again to point out that ole fuckwit either can't read or can't do basic fucking math

DPD but looking back now I see that in an earlier post shit head said Jay was only +14  in touchdowns  over interceptions.  He can't even be consistent in his wrongness.

[InternetApex]

Has anyone else yet figured out how 155 minus 112 is 18? By my math that's 43. Granted that's far from the td:int ratio that Aaron Rodgers has, and Lord knows you either have Aaron Rodgers or you are fucked, but happy once again to point out that ole fuckwit either can't read or can't do basic fucking math

DPD but looking back now I see that in an earlier post shit head said Jay was only +14  in touchdowns  over interceptions.  He can't even be consistent in his wrongness.

We'll see how consistent he remains in hyping the rapey David Garrard.

[SKO]

Has anyone else yet figured out how 155 minus 112 is 18? By my math that's 43. Granted that's far from the td:int ratio that Aaron Rodgers has, and Lord knows you either have Aaron Rodgers or you are fucked, but happy once again to point out that ole fuckwit either can't read or can't do basic fucking math

DPD but looking back now I see that in an earlier post shit head said Jay was only +14  in touchdowns  over interceptions.  He can't even be consistent in his wrongness.

We'll see how consistent he remains in hyping the rapey David Garrard.

Hey man you name the last time  a team devoted all of their efforts to acquiring a Heisman winning star college quarterback and it went horribly wrong by year two of his career.

[InternetApex]

Has anyone else yet figured out how 155 minus 112 is 18? By my math that's 43. Granted that's far from the td:int ratio that Aaron Rodgers has, and Lord knows you either have Aaron Rodgers or you are fucked, but happy once again to point out that ole fuckwit either can't read or can't do basic fucking math

DPD but looking back now I see that in an earlier post shit head said Jay was only +14  in touchdowns  over interceptions.  He can't even be consistent in his wrongness.

We'll see how consistent he remains in hyping the rapey David Garrard.

Hey man you name the last time  a team devoted all of their efforts to acquiring a Heisman winning star college quarterback and it went horribly wrong by year two of his career.

This guy: "What could go wrong?"

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

OMFG!!! I'm soooo sick of people whining about Cutler. Yes he sometimes gets a bit lazy with throws, but most of his shitty stuff came before last year. This was when he had NO tight end and basically no real receivers as well as about the shittiest offensive line period. He was running around like a chicken with his head cut off most of the 1st few yrs as qb trying not to get gimped. So why don't we just judge him individually when his line was fucking useless as tits on a bull. I'd take him with what he had to deal with over any other qb in the last 30 yrs.

[Tonker]

OMFG!!! I'm soooo sick of people whining about Cutler. Yes he sometimes gets a bit lazy with throws, but most of his shitty stuff came before last year. This was when he had NO tight end and basically no real receivers as well as about the shittiest offensive line period. He was running around like a chicken with his head cut off most of the 1st few yrs as qb trying not to get gimped. So why don't we just judge him individually when his line was fucking useless as tits on a bull. I'd take him with what he had to deal with over any other qb in the last 30 yrs.

Wow.  SUPYAD.

[PenFoe]

Has anyone else yet figured out how 155 minus 112 is 18? By my math that's 43. Granted that's far from the td:int ratio that Aaron Rodgers has, and Lord knows you either have Aaron Rodgers or you are fucked, but happy once again to point out that ole fuckwit either can't read or can't do basic fucking math

DPD but looking back now I see that in an earlier post shit head said Jay was only +14  in touchdowns  over interceptions.  He can't even be consistent in his wrongness.

We'll see how consistent he remains in hyping the rapey David Garrard.

Okay, Prisco is an idiot, but still...

[PenFoe]

GIS results for new Bears DL coach Paul Pasqualoni are an amazing mix of confusion, disbelief and bewilderment. 

[PenFoe]

[Quality Start Machine]

You sure that's not just Jeffrey Donovan's dad?

[InternetApex]

Ok. Good talk.

[SKO]

what's more interesting is that Pasqualoni and Herring, the new LB coach, are both guys with experience in 3-4s and 4-3s. Tucker's also coached both. Really backs up what Emery said about trying to become more  of a hybrid defense.

[Saul Goodman]

Scouring the interwebs for the latest news on the guys on RV's list.

TJ Ward - Wants to return to Cleveland, he says. Doubt they'd let him go.
Jairus Byrd - Will be re-signed or tagged by the Bills per their GM in season-review press conference.
Michael Bennett - Definitely an option, since Martellus plays here and the two are close. Seattke is deep enough to let him walk.
Michael Johnson - Not sure who that is. I think he plays soccer and made some homophobic remarks that got him in trouble.
Greg Hardy - After talking "hometown discount" the self-styled "Kraken" now wants a "big number, nothing imaginary." Panthers might very well tag him.
Alex Mack - Although he's a UFA, he says he will give Cleveland right of first refusal when and if he hits the market. He also wants to stay in Cleveland. What's wrong with people?


EDIT: The Michael Johnson who plays for the Bengals?

Damn.