Phil Emery Is God - The 2014 Bears

[InternetApex]

M.D. Jennings, a Chicago Bear. So the Bears now have these guys competing for time at safety next year.


Ryan Mundy, who allowed Tebow-Mania to be a thing to this day by blowing coverage on Demaryus Thomas.
M.D. Jennings, who failed to secure the interception on the jump ball with Goulden Taint which put the replacement refs on the firing squad line for a week.

and...

Chris Conte, who personally wet himself at the Battle of Baden Hill.

Fun bunch. 

[BBM]

I FEEL BAD FOR CATE MCNOUN DAT GUY NEVER GOT A SHOT WIT DA CLUB AFTER JO RON LEFT.  HE WILL BE A STAR WIT LOVIE MY FRENTS.  EMSTINKISTERRIBLE

[Chuck to Chuck]

M.D. Jennings, a Chicago Bear. So the Bears now have these guys competing for time at safety next year.


Ryan Mundy, who allowed Tebow-Mania to be a thing to this day by blowing coverage on Demaryus Thomas.
M.D. Jennings, who failed to secure the interception on the jump ball with Goulden Taint which put the replacement refs on the firing squad line for a week.

and...

Chris Conte, who personally wet himself at the Battle of Baden Hill.

Fun bunch. 

They loved him.

[SKO]

Jared Allen. 4 years, $32 million. In real money 2 years, $15.5 million.

Basically traded one Julius Peppers ($18 million) for not much less than the combined hits of Houston/Allen/Young (~19 million).

[InternetApex]

Jared Allen. 4 years, $32 million. In real money 2 years, $15.5 million.

Basically traded one Julius Peppers ($18 million) for not much less than the combined hits of Houston/Allen/Young (~19 million).

That's really wonderful when you put it that way.

[InternetApex]

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[Saul Goodman]

Jared Allen. 4 years, $32 million. In real money 2 years, $15.5 million.

Basically traded one Julius Peppers ($18 million) for not much less than the combined hits of Houston/Allen/Young (~19 million).

This is killing the mood a little bit.  Help me, Dr. Football.

[InternetApex]

Jared Allen. 4 years, $32 million. In real money 2 years, $15.5 million.

Basically traded one Julius Peppers ($18 million) for not much less than the combined hits of Houston/Allen/Young (~19 million).

This is killing the mood a little bit.  Help me, Dr. Football.

I've got a sneaking suspicion that he's not that great anymore. If he's in a decent rotation of meh DE's and only in for pass-rushing downs, I don't think he'll be too bad. If they expect him to be an every down destroyer like he was two years ago, that's probably not gonna work. 

[SKO]

Jared Allen. 4 years, $32 million. In real money 2 years, $15.5 million.

Basically traded one Julius Peppers ($18 million) for not much less than the combined hits of Houston/Allen/Young (~19 million).

This is killing the mood a little bit.  Help me, Dr. Football.

I've got a sneaking suspicion that he's not that great anymore. If he's in a decent rotation of meh DE's and only in for pass-rushing downs, I don't think he'll be too bad. If they expect him to be an every down destroyer like he was two years ago, that's probably not gonna work. 

That's what it is. He's a complimentary piece. Houston and Young are both solid capable starters. 2 years 15 mil is an Ok price to see if you can squeeze two good years out of Allen as a pass rush specialist who no longer has to play 1000+snaps.

[InternetApex]

Jared Allen. 4 years, $32 million. In real money 2 years, $15.5 million.

Basically traded one Julius Peppers ($18 million) for not much less than the combined hits of Houston/Allen/Young (~19 million).

This is killing the mood a little bit.  Help me, Dr. Football.

I've got a sneaking suspicion that he's not that great anymore. If he's in a decent rotation of meh DE's and only in for pass-rushing downs, I don't think he'll be too bad. If they expect him to be an every down destroyer like he was two years ago, that's probably not gonna work. 

That's what it is. He's a complimentary piece. Houston and Young are both solid capable starters. 2 years 15 mil is an Ok price to see if you can squeeze two good years out of Allen as a pass rush specialist who no longer has to play 1000+snaps.

Hub is over the moon about this signing so I'm sure it's going to backfire now.

[Slaky]

Jared Allen. 4 years, $32 million. In real money 2 years, $15.5 million.

Basically traded one Julius Peppers ($18 million) for not much less than the combined hits of Houston/Allen/Young (~19 million).

This is killing the mood a little bit.  Help me, Dr. Football.

I've got a sneaking suspicion that he's not that great anymore. If he's in a decent rotation of meh DE's and only in for pass-rushing downs, I don't think he'll be too bad. If they expect him to be an every down destroyer like he was two years ago, that's probably not gonna work. 

That's what it is. He's a complimentary piece. Houston and Young are both solid capable starters. 2 years 15 mil is an Ok price to see if you can squeeze two good years out of Allen as a pass rush specialist who no longer has to play 1000+snaps.

Hub is over the moon about this signing so I'm sure it's going to backfire now.

it's one of the 12 NFL players he's heard of

[SKO]

Jared Allen. 4 years, $32 million. In real money 2 years, $15.5 million.

Basically traded one Julius Peppers ($18 million) for not much less than the combined hits of Houston/Allen/Young (~19 million).

This is killing the mood a little bit.  Help me, Dr. Football.

I've got a sneaking suspicion that he's not that great anymore. If he's in a decent rotation of meh DE's and only in for pass-rushing downs, I don't think he'll be too bad. If they expect him to be an every down destroyer like he was two years ago, that's probably not gonna work. 

That's what it is. He's a complimentary piece. Houston and Young are both solid capable starters. 2 years 15 mil is an Ok price to see if you can squeeze two good years out of Allen as a pass rush specialist who no longer has to play 1000+snaps.

Hub is over the moon about this signing so I'm sure it's going to backfire now.

it's one of the 12 NFL players he's heard of

He was also going on about how he thinks this means Houston is going to be moved to defensive tackle full time and poo-poo'd the idea of the three ends rotating. I have no doubt Houston's going to play a shit ton of reps there at DT, especially on passing downs, but I do not think the team is planning on having Allen play every single rep at right end like he did in Minnesota.

[InternetApex]

Jared Allen. 4 years, $32 million. In real money 2 years, $15.5 million.

Basically traded one Julius Peppers ($18 million) for not much less than the combined hits of Houston/Allen/Young (~19 million).

This is killing the mood a little bit.  Help me, Dr. Football.

I've got a sneaking suspicion that he's not that great anymore. If he's in a decent rotation of meh DE's and only in for pass-rushing downs, I don't think he'll be too bad. If they expect him to be an every down destroyer like he was two years ago, that's probably not gonna work. 

That's what it is. He's a complimentary piece. Houston and Young are both solid capable starters. 2 years 15 mil is an Ok price to see if you can squeeze two good years out of Allen as a pass rush specialist who no longer has to play 1000+snaps.

Hub is over the moon about this signing so I'm sure it's going to backfire now.

it's one of the 12 NFL players he's heard of

He was also going on about how he thinks this means Houston is going to be moved to defensive tackle full time and poo-poo'd the idea of the three ends rotating. I have no doubt Houston's going to play a shit ton of reps there at DT, especially on passing downs, but I do not think the team is planning on having Allen play every single rep at right end like he did in Minnesota.

I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going sit back and see how this all plays out. And sometime in August, I'm going to get way too excited about the defense either being totally awesome or completely fucked. Or maybe, just maybe, I'll declare that the defense is meh. I'll do this again every week until February when the Bears win the fucking Super Bowl.

[Shooter]

Jared Allen. 4 years, $32 million. In real money 2 years, $15.5 million.

Basically traded one Julius Peppers ($18 million) for not much less than the combined hits of Houston/Allen/Young (~19 million).

This is killing the mood a little bit.  Help me, Dr. Football.

I've got a sneaking suspicion that he's not that great anymore. If he's in a decent rotation of meh DE's and only in for pass-rushing downs, I don't think he'll be too bad. If they expect him to be an every down destroyer like he was two years ago, that's probably not gonna work. 

That's what it is. He's a complimentary piece. Houston and Young are both solid capable starters. 2 years 15 mil is an Ok price to see if you can squeeze two good years out of Allen as a pass rush specialist who no longer has to play 1000+snaps.

Hub is over the moon about this signing so I'm sure it's going to backfire now.

it's one of the 12 NFL players he's heard of

How did Hub manage to kill an NFL-only magazine at a time when people almost literally can't get enough of the NFL?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Jared Allen. 4 years, $32 million. In real money 2 years, $15.5 million.

Basically traded one Julius Peppers ($18 million) for not much less than the combined hits of Houston/Allen/Young (~19 million).

This is killing the mood a little bit.  Help me, Dr. Football.

I've got a sneaking suspicion that he's not that great anymore. If he's in a decent rotation of meh DE's and only in for pass-rushing downs, I don't think he'll be too bad. If they expect him to be an every down destroyer like he was two years ago, that's probably not gonna work. 

That's what it is. He's a complimentary piece. Houston and Young are both solid capable starters. 2 years 15 mil is an Ok price to see if you can squeeze two good years out of Allen as a pass rush specialist who no longer has to play 1000+snaps.

Hub is over the moon about this signing so I'm sure it's going to backfire now.

it's one of the 12 NFL players he's heard of

How did Hub manage to kill an NFL-only magazine at a time when people almost literally can't get enough of the NFL?

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