Bye Bye Lungs

[Wheezer]

Phil Everly, of COPD complications.

[Wheezer]

Oh, fuck, Fork beat me to it.

[Tonker]

This is by far the better thread title, though.  I feel confident that Fork, shamed by his lacklustre effort, will delete his thread forthwith.

Wait... did I just use the words "Fork", and "shamed" in the same sentence?

Never mind.  As you were.

[CT III]

This is by far the better thread title, though.  I feel confident that Fork, shamed by his lacklustre effort, will delete his thread forthwith.

Wait... did I just use the words "Fork", and "shamed" in the same sentence?

Never mind.  As you were.

Bullshit, they're virtually the exact same title.

[Bort]

This is by far the better thread title, though.  I feel confident that Fork, shamed by his lacklustre effort, will delete his thread forthwith.

Wait... did I just use the words "Fork", and "shamed" in the same sentence?

Never mind.  As you were.

Bullshit, they're virtually the exact same title.

Lungs scans better. In my official capacity as a trained Freelance Dramaturg, I back Tonk.

[Tonker]

This is by far the better thread title, though.  I feel confident that Fork, shamed by his lacklustre effort, will delete his thread forthwith.

Wait... did I just use the words "Fork", and "shamed" in the same sentence?

Never mind.  As you were.

Bullshit, they're virtually the exact same title.

Lungs scans better. In my official capacity as a trained Freelance Dramaturg, I back Tonk.

Quite.  More to the point, though, Wheez has actually managed to get the cause of death into his title.  A clear winner.

[Quality Start Machine]

This is by far the better thread title, though.  I feel confident that Fork, shamed by his lacklustre effort, will delete his thread forthwith.

Wait... did I just use the words "Fork", and "shamed" in the same sentence?

Never mind.  As you were.

Bullshit, they're virtually the exact same title.

Lungs scans better. In my official capacity as a trained Freelance Dramaturg, I back Tonk.

Bye Bye Life is actually in the fucking song.

[Tonker]

This is by far the better thread title, though.  I feel confident that Fork, shamed by his lacklustre effort, will delete his thread forthwith.

Wait... did I just use the words "Fork", and "shamed" in the same sentence?

Never mind.  As you were.

Bullshit, they're virtually the exact same title.

Lungs scans better. In my official capacity as a trained Freelance Dramaturg, I back Tonk.

Bye Bye Life is actually in the fucking song.

Bye, bye love, bye bye happiness
Hello loneliness
I think I'm gonna cry
Bye, bye love, bye bye sweet caress
Hello emptiness
I feel like I could die
Bye, bye my love goodbye

There goes my baby, with someone new
She sure looks happy, I sure am blue
She was my baby, till he stepped in
Goodbye to romance, that might have been

Bye, bye love, bye bye happiness
Hello loneliness
I think I'm gonna cry
Bye, bye love, bye bye sweet caress
Hello emptiness
I feel like I could die
Bye, bye my love goodbye

I'm thru with romance, I'm thru with love
I'm thru with counting the stars above
And here's the reason that I'm so free
My lovin' baby is thru with me

Bye, bye love, bye bye happiness
Hello loneliness
I think I'm gonna cry
Bye, bye love, bye bye sweet caress
Hello emptiness
I feel like I could die
Bye, bye my love goodbye

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Fork, please delete your post, and we must never speak of this again.

*hat tip to Wheezer*