2014 Desipio Fantasy Baseball Keeper League Sploogorcism

[PenFoe]

Seriously, though -- are we going to get another two guys to take over for BC and Gil?

Do you have any specific people "in the family" that fit the bill?

I'd rather do 10 active than add two from outside or two more people that are only marginally involved.  

MikeC? PPE? RedBeard? Greenie?

I don't know, but more people means more targets for your ludicrous trade request spam.

Just looking over the board's members page...

TJ
Slaky
Tonker
Eli
SKO
CT
JOn/Bort
I don't think any of those guys have a team. Maybe they don't want a team. We could always see if Pex wants to restart the Edgewater Rougetubers.

Edit2: Based on his Facebook posting, Morts has apparently nothing but time on his hands.

Just so you know, we're open for business. 

The smell of trades are in the air.

[CT III]

Seriously, though -- are we going to get another two guys to take over for BC and Gil?

Do you have any specific people "in the family" that fit the bill?

I'd rather do 10 active than add two from outside or two more people that are only marginally involved.  

MikeC? PPE? RedBeard? Greenie?

I don't know, but more people means more targets for your ludicrous trade request spam.

Just looking over the board's members page...

TJ
Slaky
Tonker
Eli
SKO
CT
JOn/Bort
I don't think any of those guys have a team. Maybe they don't want a team. We could always see if Pex wants to restart the Edgewater Rougetubers.

Edit2: Based on his Facebook posting, Morts has apparently nothing but time on his hands.

I'll tell you what I tell everyone who asks me to join a fantasy league.

If you're looking for somebody who loves the draft, sets his lineup diligently for the first 6 weeks of the season and then disappears at the 2 month mark, leaving all your trade e-mails unanswered while letting his team auto-pilot to a 7th place finish, I'm your guy.

[Quality Start Machine]

Seriously, though -- are we going to get another two guys to take over for BC and Gil?

Do you have any specific people "in the family" that fit the bill?

I'd rather do 10 active than add two from outside or two more people that are only marginally involved.  

MikeC? PPE? RedBeard? Greenie?

I don't know, but more people means more targets for your ludicrous trade request spam.

Just looking over the board's members page...

TJ
Slaky
Tonker
Eli
SKO
CT
JOn/Bort
I don't think any of those guys have a team. Maybe they don't want a team. We could always see if Pex wants to restart the Edgewater Rougetubers.

Edit2: Based on his Facebook posting, Morts has apparently nothing but time on his hands.

*unfriends ChuckD*

*links to Buzzfeed*

[Andy]

Not only do you pick first, but the guys who would have picked 2nd and 3rd are out of the league for inactivity.

That said, you can keep Junior Lake in the 13th.

Do we get bonus points for bad routes on fly balls?

[thehawk]

Not only do you pick first, but the guys who would have picked 2nd and 3rd are out of the league for inactivity.

That said, you can keep Junior Lake in the 13th.

Do we get bonus points for bad routes on fly balls?

You could

[Simmer]

How about we get to 10 before contemplating teams 11 and 12?

Where you at, SD?

I am *in* there!  Hopefully this year I won't botch my entire keeper list.

[PenFoe]

How about we get to 10 before contemplating teams 11 and 12?

Where you at, SD?

I am *in* there!  Hopefully this year I won't botch my entire keeper list.

And, that's 10.

Teams are locked and draft order is set.
I have set everyone to commish, so enter your players before the draft. 

Sooner the better.

If you have questions on how to do it or just can't figure it out, post your keepers here and I'll enter them.

[PenFoe]

DPD.

If anyone wants either Francisco Liriano or Johnny Cueto, I'm open for business there.

Cueto can be kept in the 10th, Liriano in the 13th. 

Looking for a pick in the 11th round range. 

[ChuckD]

How about we get to 10 before contemplating teams 11 and 12?

Where you at, SD?

I am *in* there!  Hopefully this year I won't botch my entire keeper list.

And, that's 10.

Teams are locked and draft order is set.
I have set everyone to commish, so enter your players before the draft. 

Sooner the better.

If you have questions on how to do it or just can't figure it out, post your keepers here and I'll enter them.

It probably wouldn't be a bad idea to post keepers here anyway so that everyone knows who is and isn't available prior to the draft.

Deep in the Cheddar Keepers*
2. Paul Goldschmidt
6. Clayton Kershaw
7. Yoenis Cespedes
10. Johnny Cueto
12. Trevor Rosenthal
13. Billy Hamilton
14. Chase Utley
15. Hunter Pence
16. Bryce Harper

*Subject to change.

[JD]

Teams are locked and draft order is set.
I have set everyone to commish, so enter your players before the draft. 

I won't let you down.  I've been waiting for this opportunity.  JD starts today.

[PenFoe]

3. Ellsbury
6. Bumgarner
9. J. Zimmerman
11. M. Carpenter
11(2) Liriano
12. Donaldson
13. J. Fernandez
18. Dickey
19. Ryu
20. S. Miller
21. Snorknado
22. Tillman

[PenFoe]

DPD.

If anyone wants either Francisco Liriano or Johnny Cueto, I'm open for business there.

Cueto can be kept in the 10th, Liriano in the 13th. 

Looking for a pick in the 11th round range. 

SOLD!

Cueto and 25th round pick to CD for his 11th pick. 

[PenFoe]

TPD.

I have Matt Harvey as an 11th round keeper. 

If anyone wants to stash him on their DL for a year and then keep him as a 9 in 2015, let me know and we can work something out. 

[Andy]

Try not to act like you're not impressed:

4. Andrew McCutcheon
5. Jim Johnson
11. Christian Yelich
12. Xander Bogaerts
13. Addison Reed
14. Jurickson Profar
15. Gio Gonzalez
16. Wil Myers
17. Mike Moustakas
18. Mike Minor

Guh.

But hey, none of you guys got to keep a pitcher who will start the season on the DL because he had his pee hole drilled open in December.  So I've got that going for me (Mike Minor), which is nice.

[Richard Chuggar]

10.  James Shields
11.  Mike Trout
12.  Aroldis Chapman
13.  Justin Masterson
16.  Joe Nathan
17.  Pedro Alvarez
19.  Coco Crisp
21.  JJ Hardy