Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Player of the week splooge

[PenFoe]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

[Quality Start Machine]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

The Baez Watch begins in earnest on Sunday.

[Tonker]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

Intrepid readers Sterling and Eli: OH GOD HE NEEDS TO WALK MORE OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

[Eli]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

Intrepid readers Sterling and Eli: OH GOD HE NEEDS TO WALK MORE OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

That doesn't sound like me.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

Intrepid readers Sterling and Eli: OH GOD HE NEEDS TO WALK MORE OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

That doesn't sound like me.

We'd appreciate it if you worked a litttle harder at going along with your assigned meme.

[ChuckD]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

Intrepid readers Sterling and Eli: OH GOD HE NEEDS TO WALK MORE OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

That doesn't sound like me.

Don't try to fool everyone with your calm, rational, properly-punctuated and -capitalized posts. You obviously have the vapors.

Get this man to the fainting couch.

[Bort]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

Intrepid readers Sterling and Eli: OH GOD HE NEEDS TO WALK MORE OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

That doesn't sound like me.

We'd appreciate it if you worked a litttle harder at going along with your assigned meme.

Agreed. Fighting the meme only makes it stick more.

[Quality Start Machine]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

Intrepid readers Sterling and Eli: OH GOD HE NEEDS TO WALK MORE OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

That doesn't sound like me.

We'd appreciate it if you worked a litttle harder at going along with your assigned meme.

Agreed. Fighting the meme only makes it stick more.

Morph told me the same thing after he watched "Eddie & The Cruisers 2 - Eddie Lives!" for the 10th time.

[Eli]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

Intrepid readers Sterling and Eli: OH GOD HE NEEDS TO WALK MORE OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

That doesn't sound like me.

We'd appreciate it if you worked a litttle harder at going along with your assigned meme.

Agreed. Fighting the meme only makes it stick more.

I think a better meme for me would be "STOP TANKING, MORANS" rather than "EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE," but I understand.

[SKO]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

Intrepid readers Sterling and Eli: OH GOD HE NEEDS TO WALK MORE OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

That doesn't sound like me.

We'd appreciate it if you worked a litttle harder at going along with your assigned meme.

Agreed. Fighting the meme only makes it stick more.

I think a better meme for me would be "STOP TANKING, MORANS" rather than "EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE," but I understand.

You get the meme you get and then you move on. Hell, I eventually moved to Iowa just to make the meme true.

[Slaky]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

Intrepid readers Sterling and Eli: OH GOD HE NEEDS TO WALK MORE OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

That doesn't sound like me.

We'd appreciate it if you worked a litttle harder at going along with your assigned meme.

Agreed. Fighting the meme only makes it stick more.

I think a better meme for me would be "STOP TANKING, MORANS" rather than "EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE," but I understand.

You get the meme you get and then you move on. Hell, I eventually moved to Iowa just to make the meme true.

I gained 170 pounds.

[ChuckD]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

Intrepid readers Sterling and Eli: OH GOD HE NEEDS TO WALK MORE OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

That doesn't sound like me.

We'd appreciate it if you worked a litttle harder at going along with your assigned meme.

Agreed. Fighting the meme only makes it stick more.

I think a better meme for me would be "STOP TANKING, MORANS" rather than "EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE," but I understand.

You get the meme you get and then you move on. Hell, I eventually moved to Iowa just to make the meme true.

I gained 170 pounds.

That's like an entire Tony Campana.

[Slaky]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

Intrepid readers Sterling and Eli: OH GOD HE NEEDS TO WALK MORE OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

That doesn't sound like me.

We'd appreciate it if you worked a litttle harder at going along with your assigned meme.

Agreed. Fighting the meme only makes it stick more.

I think a better meme for me would be "STOP TANKING, MORANS" rather than "EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE," but I understand.

You get the meme you get and then you move on. Hell, I eventually moved to Iowa just to make the meme true.

I gained 170 pounds.

That's like an entire Tony Campana.

Yeah I ate that dude.

[Yeti]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

Intrepid readers Sterling and Eli: OH GOD HE NEEDS TO WALK MORE OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

That doesn't sound like me.

We'd appreciate it if you worked a litttle harder at going along with your assigned meme.

Agreed. Fighting the meme only makes it stick more.

I think a better meme for me would be "STOP TANKING, MORANS" rather than "EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE," but I understand.

You get the meme you get and then you move on. Hell, I eventually moved to Iowa just to make the meme true.

I gained 170 pounds.

And you're already looking for another country to be deported from.