Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread

[Tonker]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

Intrepid readers Sterling and Eli: OH GOD HE NEEDS TO WALK MORE OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

That doesn't sound like me.

We'd appreciate it if you worked a litttle harder at going along with your assigned meme.

Agreed. Fighting the meme only makes it stick more.

I think a better meme for me would be "STOP TANKING, MORANS" rather than "EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE," but I understand.

You get the meme you get and then you move on. Hell, I eventually moved to Iowa just to make the meme true.

I gained 170 pounds.

... of beard.

[Quality Start Machine]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

Intrepid readers Sterling and Eli: OH GOD HE NEEDS TO WALK MORE OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

That doesn't sound like me.

We'd appreciate it if you worked a litttle harder at going along with your assigned meme.

Agreed. Fighting the meme only makes it stick more.

I think a better meme for me would be "STOP TANKING, MORANS" rather than "EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE," but I understand.

You get the meme you get and then you move on. Hell, I eventually moved to Iowa just to make the meme true.

I gained 170 pounds.

... of beard.

But at least he's stacking that sweet Honda cheddar.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

Intrepid readers Sterling and Eli: OH GOD HE NEEDS TO WALK MORE OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

That doesn't sound like me.

We'd appreciate it if you worked a litttle harder at going along with your assigned meme.

Agreed. Fighting the meme only makes it stick more.

I think a better meme for me would be "STOP TANKING, MORANS" rather than "EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE," but I understand.

You get the meme you get and then you move on. Hell, I eventually moved to Iowa just to make the meme true.

I gained 170 pounds.

... of beard.

But at least he's stacking that sweet Honda cheddar.

I bayoneted 37 Iraqi kids.

[InternetApex]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

Intrepid readers Sterling and Eli: OH GOD HE NEEDS TO WALK MORE OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

That doesn't sound like me.

We'd appreciate it if you worked a litttle harder at going along with your assigned meme.

Agreed. Fighting the meme only makes it stick more.

I think a better meme for me would be "STOP TANKING, MORANS" rather than "EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE," but I understand.

You get the meme you get and then you move on. Hell, I eventually moved to Iowa just to make the meme true.

I gained 170 pounds.

... of beard.

But at least he's stacking that sweet Honda cheddar.

I bayoneted 37 Iraqi kids.

To share a family secret, my grandmother was a Dutch.

[Tonker]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

Intrepid readers Sterling and Eli: OH GOD HE NEEDS TO WALK MORE OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

That doesn't sound like me.

We'd appreciate it if you worked a litttle harder at going along with your assigned meme.

Agreed. Fighting the meme only makes it stick more.

I think a better meme for me would be "STOP TANKING, MORANS" rather than "EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE," but I understand.

You get the meme you get and then you move on. Hell, I eventually moved to Iowa just to make the meme true.

I gained 170 pounds.

... of beard.

But at least he's stacking that sweet Honda cheddar.

I bayoneted 37 Iraqi kids.

To share a family secret, my grandmother was a Dutch.

I'm Australian.  Er... Belgian.  No, wait... Welsh.  Or South African.  Actually, I'm not really sure.  What I am sure of is that I have an awful lot of anal sex.

[Bort]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

Intrepid readers Sterling and Eli: OH GOD HE NEEDS TO WALK MORE OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

That doesn't sound like me.

We'd appreciate it if you worked a litttle harder at going along with your assigned meme.

Agreed. Fighting the meme only makes it stick more.

I think a better meme for me would be "STOP TANKING, MORANS" rather than "EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE," but I understand.

You get the meme you get and then you move on. Hell, I eventually moved to Iowa just to make the meme true.

I gained 170 pounds.

... of beard.

But at least he's stacking that sweet Honda cheddar.

I bayoneted 37 Iraqi kids.

To share a family secret, my grandmother was a Dutch.

I'm Australian.  Er... Belgian.  No, wait... Welsh.  Or South African.  Actually, I'm not really sure.  What I am sure of is that I have an awful lot of anal sex.

Huey's so jealous. Because he's TOO BIG for that.

[Powdered Toast Man]

2 days without a Baez post?

For shame.

Last 10 games:
.425/.429/.850

Intrepid readers Sterling and Eli: OH GOD HE NEEDS TO WALK MORE OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

That doesn't sound like me.

We'd appreciate it if you worked a litttle harder at going along with your assigned meme.

Agreed. Fighting the meme only makes it stick more.

I think a better meme for me would be "STOP TANKING, MORANS" rather than "EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE," but I understand.

You get the meme you get and then you move on. Hell, I eventually moved to Iowa just to make the meme true.

I gained 170 pounds.

... of beard.

But at least he's stacking that sweet Honda cheddar.

I bayoneted 37 Iraqi kids.

To share a family secret, my grandmother was a Dutch.

If there's two things I can't stand it's people who are intolerant of other peoples' culture...and the Dutch.

[Tonker]

OH GOD HE'S HURT OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

OH GOD HE'S HURT OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[Eli]

OH GOD HE'S HURT OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

THERE SHALL BE NO NUANCE ON DESIPIO

[Tonker]

OH GOD HE'S HURT OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

THERE SHALL BE NO NUANCE ON DESIPIO

*sniff sniff*  Is that... can I smell... a teeny, tiny whiff bit of BUTTHURT?

[CT III]

OH GOD HE'S HURT OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

THERE SHALL BE NO NUANCE ON DESIPIO

*sniff sniff*  Is that... can I smell... a teeny, tiny whiff bit of BUTTHURT?

No, I'm pretty sure it had the cadence of a joke.

[Tonker]

OH GOD HE'S HURT OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

THERE SHALL BE NO NUANCE ON DESIPIO

*sniff sniff*  Is that... can I smell... a teeny, tiny whiff bit of BUTTHURT?

No, I'm pretty sure it had the cadence of a joke.

Branching out into humour now, are we, irony boy?

[Bort]

OH GOD HE'S HURT OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

THERE SHALL BE NO NUANCE ON DESIPIO

*sniff sniff*  Is that... can I smell... a teeny, tiny whiff bit of BUTTHURT?

No, I'm pretty sure it had the cadence of a joke.

Branching out into humour now, are we, irony boy?

Save those Frenchified vowels for your message boards about soccer in Flanders.

[Eli]

OH GOD HE'S HURT OH GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

THERE SHALL BE NO NUANCE ON DESIPIO

*sniff sniff*  Is that... can I smell... a teeny, tiny whiff bit of BUTTHURT?

No, I'm pretty sure it had the cadence of a joke.

The story of this post is to say: thank you for understanding my previous post.