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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #300 on: August 06, 2014, 02:00:07 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on August 06, 2014, 10:35:01 AM


I liked that it landed in the bullpen, where some grounds crew guy picked it up so (presumably) Baez could get it later. If it landed in the stands, it would be on eBay today.
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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #301 on: August 07, 2014, 04:10:59 PM »
That makes 2.
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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #302 on: August 07, 2014, 04:49:35 PM »
3.
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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #303 on: August 07, 2014, 04:51:08 PM »
Oh. My. God.
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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #304 on: August 07, 2014, 05:22:07 PM »
I wonder what the storyline will be about today's game?
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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #305 on: August 07, 2014, 05:25:24 PM »
Kyle Hendricks got his third win and struck out 4.
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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #306 on: August 07, 2014, 05:25:36 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on August 07, 2014, 05:22:07 PM
I wonder what the storyline will be about today's game?

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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #307 on: August 07, 2014, 05:27:05 PM »
2


3


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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #308 on: August 07, 2014, 05:47:20 PM »
Before he gets in here and tries to reposition himself as The Javy Baez guy, IAN tried trading him this morning.
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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #309 on: August 07, 2014, 05:55:59 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on August 07, 2014, 05:27:05 PM
2


Look where that ball is on #2 — it's inside, off the plate.  He turns on it like it's right down the middle.  Wow.
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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #310 on: August 07, 2014, 06:43:14 PM »
Quote from: SKO on August 07, 2014, 05:47:20 PM
Before he gets in here and tries to reposition himself as The Javy Baez guy, IAN tried trading him this morning.

IAN has actually been very consistent on never trying to be the Javy Baez guy. I mean, I'm sure that changes now, but we've got a thick dossier of him trying to be nearly every guy except Baez.
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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #311 on: August 07, 2014, 06:45:51 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on August 07, 2014, 06:43:14 PM
Quote from: SKO on August 07, 2014, 05:47:20 PM
Before he gets in here and tries to reposition himself as The Javy Baez guy, IAN tried trading him this morning.

IAN has actually been very consistent on never trying to be the Javy Baez guy. I mean, I'm sure that changes now, but we've got a thick dossier of him trying to be nearly every guy except Baez.

Well, fuck him then
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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #312 on: August 07, 2014, 08:15:28 PM »

If BATCOCK didn't sound like Bruce Wayne's dong, it might be applicable here.
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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #313 on: August 08, 2014, 08:51:23 AM »
Eh, that second one was a very Coors dong. If he does that at Wrigley with wind blowing in it's probably only going about 370 feet up some Chad's nostril.  
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Re: Javier Baez 2014 ROY-MVP-World Series MVP Thread
« Reply #314 on: August 08, 2014, 09:04:01 AM »
I look forward to someone trying to challenge Baez with a fastball, he might knock down one of the rooftop buildings.